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The Flood / NSFW Accidental Contact (NSFW)
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:41:52 PM »


Have you ever accidentally touched the (opposite sex of you) private parts?

Me:  I was walking downtown listening to my music and it was a very nice day out. Walk around a corn then BAM. Apparently this girl was late for her bus and she was running as fast as she can. She caught her foot on the elevated sidewalk slab. She lost balance and fell into me. I had my hands up selecting my song on my MP3 player I the time so *you can see where this is going*
Her breast fell right into my hands while I caught her.  She smiles and was thankful for the catch. Her and I were both clueless to the point my hand where still on her breast.  It finally catches onto my brain wait I second I am holding something look down and yeah. I immediately let go with a huge nervous face on saying sorry sorry. She laughed and went one her way. 

It was the 1st time I ever felt them.   

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The Flood / Re: Peeing in the shower?
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:26:59 PM »
I love peeing in the shower it's the only time I can stand up and pee... Which is nice. Also, good use of the nsfw prefix! ^.^
girl problems and ty

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The Flood / Re: Peeing in the shower?
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:12:52 PM »
When I had an outdoor shower, yes.
Outdoor shower?

Vien is rich

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The Flood / Re: Good job guys
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:10:47 PM »
That's what I missed today

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The Flood / NSFW Peeing in the shower?
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:09:39 PM »
Do u pee in the shower?

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The Flood / Re: Exercise
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:59:54 PM »
Nope. Depression doesn't help either.
Wana talk about it?

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The Flood / Exercise
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:58:32 PM »
Do you exercise?


Me: I run 3km daily. At intervals during that 3km run I stop and do 20 pushup 30 situp and as many pullups as I can. I have 2 intervals.

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The Flood / Re: There's nothing morally wrong with [ ]
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:09:24 PM »
I've been texting and driving for four years and have a clean driving record. It's really not that hard if you're not a retard.
OP that day you run down a kid or kill someone due to your texting and driving I hope their face is burn into you memories forever.


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The Flood / Re: There's nothing morally wrong with [ ]
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:08:27 PM »
I have been in two terrible accidents where I've been rear ended because the person behind me was texting, speeding, and not paying attention.

I have permanent back and nerve damage, and have to deal with this pain for the rest of my life because of some dumb bitch who was texting and driving. Like in the last accident I was sitting still at a fucking red light, and she came along and hit me going 50 miles  per hour. THERE WERE NO TIRE MARKS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HIT THE BREAKS.  She pushed my idle car 10ft into on coming traffic. Both cars were totaled, and she cracked her engine.

Please don't be that stupid ass bitch. Put down your fucking phone before you kill someone or yourself  you damn faggot.

This is what my car looked like.
:0 I am so sorry to hear that  kit and I wish you the best.

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The Flood / Re: There's nothing morally wrong with [ ]
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:30:50 AM »
Yeah and they day your reading your stupid text and no looking where your driving your get into a collision and kills someone.

You forget OP your driving that should be your priority task no looking a nudes your GF sent you 

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The Flood / Re: Poll: new serious banner
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:28:49 AM »
Ad blocker

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The Flood / Re: There is now less than 4 months until 2016
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:27:51 AM »
I"ve been unemployed since july and it sucks balls

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The Flood / Re: New rule
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:19:16 AM »
but the members you listed are all faggots
OP is also a faggot

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The Flood / Re: New rule
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:17:01 AM »


Come at me op

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck did "oh" become a meme?
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:14:06 AM »
oh op you so silly

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The Flood / Re: Last Movie Seen in Theaters
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:13:18 AM »
Avengers

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The Flood / Re: The hell is this?
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:12:24 AM »
Skynet

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The Flood / Re: why do bike lanes exist?
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:57:28 PM »
I don't care if roads have them or not. As long as cyclist and vehicle drivers aren't assholes to one another it should work out

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The Flood / To the future or to the past
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:56:12 PM »


Your give the option to go past or the future  take your pick.  You can only travel with what you can fit in the delorean.  No return trip




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The Flood / Re: Trump Tower Broken
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:00:55 PM »
His wealth and constant bitching made an airport redirect outgoing flights away from his home. Actually I think his bitching did it.

Nobody talks about that.
He an arrogant ass

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The Flood / Re: where we're going, we don't need roads
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:00:22 PM »
Car mechanic here and that looks fucking stupid

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The Flood / Trump Tower Broken
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:24:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:21:02 PM »

-Am a Brony
Uhhhm, you're not really a brony? I mean, you can't be serious. Fox Clan doesn't approve of brony's and furries :/
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ksKETF0f4I

What's that supposed to mean?
It's used for shock situation I did not know you were a "brony" I have nothing against it

I've said it before but mmk



<————————- FNG

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The Flood / Re: What shoes are you wearing right now?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:38:39 PM »
my feet

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:34:40 PM »
Weeb alert

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:12:33 PM »

-Am a Brony
Uhhhm, you're not really a brony? I mean, you can't be serious. Fox Clan doesn't approve of brony's and furries :/
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ksKETF0f4I

What's that supposed to mean?
It's used for shock situation I did not know you were a "brony" I have nothing against it

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:42:27 PM »
O/1O

- treat women with respect
- doesn't discriminate or attack people based on their beliefs
- sober
- anti guns
- enjoys wine and slow music
- not trying to be better than everyone else
I enjoy slow music and treat women with respect

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The Flood / Re: words that are immature
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:39:02 PM »
Fiddlefaddle

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:36:11 PM »

-Am a Brony
Uhhhm, you're not really a brony? I mean, you can't be serious. Fox Clan doesn't approve of brony's and furries :/
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ksKETF0f4I

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