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« on: February 04, 2016, 06:51:42 PM »
Graphics and art style look better than Halo 5.
It's literally the same artstyle.
I think that might actually be Halo 5 in the video, or at least some form of a Halo 5 editor no?
No, you can tell it's Killer Instinct by the slightly different level of detail and off-color Prophets' Bane.
And the blue elite general.
That's something not hard to change though. Main thing is LOD and lighting.
I'm just excited to see arby cross dimensionally kick some ass. Crossovers make me fanboy.
932
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:50:26 PM »
Ya can't shatter me jaw if you hold me fuckin' mitts while I lob yer fuckin' hands off with a chainsaw.
933
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:48:31 PM »
Could you technically make an infinite chain then?
Eat pie. Get horny. Fuck pie.
Rinse and repeat.
Infinite energy source discovered.
Is there a never ending chain of piefuckers fucking the pies of other pie fuckers? I guess an all you can fuck pie buffet could in theory break the chain.
I just realized this is probably a thing in Japan. I'm off on a research expedition!
934
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:46:12 PM »
Could you technically make an infinite chain then?
Eat pie. Get horny. Fuck pie.
Rinse and repeat.
Infinite energy source discovered.
935
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:44:27 PM »
Graphics and art style look better than Halo 5.
It's literally the same artstyle.
I think that might actually be Halo 5 in the video, or at least some form of a Halo 5 editor no?
No, you can tell it's Killer Instinct by the slightly different level of detail and off-color Prophets' Bane.
And the blue elite general.
936
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:43:49 PM »
If I get killed by one of those Vipers I'll die contently.
937
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:42:30 PM »
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun
You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?
No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.
That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh
Do I have to choke it?
Yee.
You gotta pump it a few times to get the gas going.
okay so
choke
prime
put on ground
step on with boot
grab cord firmly
yank like I'm Ulysses S. Grant
Don't forget to lubricate it with oil! You want all the moving parts to run smoothly.
938
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:23:37 PM »
Na.
939
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:01:27 PM »
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun
You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?
No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.
That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh
Do I have to choke it?
Yee. You gotta pump it a few times to get the gas going.
940
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:00:37 PM »
Guys should I make an EA account and use the unlock code for extra stuff or is it not worth the time?
Yes because you get Zaeed and he will help out a ton in the final stretch of the game
I don't think I want an Arab on my team
You're a god dammed moron if you don't want this BAMF on your squad
Quoted for god damn truth.
941
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:57:56 PM »
Except white privilege is a thing that exists
Except it's a vague as fuck term and seems to be used exclusively to bitch about the tiniest, stupidest things.
Well actually not really vague. Black people riding at the back of the bus was white priviledge. It's just that in a more modern sense, it's fucking vague because it's kinda stamped out to a degree. I wouldn't say stamped out. But it's been streamlined a bit better.
942
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:52:43 PM »
Also consider a situation like this:
You have a small child, maybe a toddler, and they like to play with the outlet, oven, wires, or whatever dangerous things. Due to their age and inability to understand right from wrong and dangers, they will keep doing these hints. If you sat down and told them to stop, they'll probably still do it due to the fact that they are small child who can't understand much. Sure, maybe taking away their toys or sending them to a corner may work, but do you want to take the chances of your small child accidentally harming himself when you aren't looking? With corporal punishment the child will learn quickly not to do something wrong due to the human's natural fear of pain. It is sad and hard to purposefully harm your child, but sometimes things have to be done for their safety.
Don't agree with this. Curiosity doesn't deserve punishment.
If I saw a kid trying to stick his finger in an outlet I'd slap his hand out the way or pull them backwards so they couldn't. If they bawl at me because they're not allowed to do what they want, I'll tell them it's dangerous and could kill them. Kid tries again, I'll bat their hand harder and sternly say "NO", then remove them from the area.
Or you could just cattle prod them and explain that's what sticking a finger in the electric outlet does.
I was thinking the hard way could work, but I don't wanna create irrational fears either.
I found out fire is hot the hard way... couldn't look a toaster in the eye for a while.
My parents showed me what electricity did by building up a big static charge in a balloon and then brushing it against me. It's one of those zaps that stings just a little bit. Little wee bastard me was like "Hey that hurts!" And my parents were like: "Yeah! The more of that there is in something when you touch it, the more you'll die!"
943
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:49:14 PM »
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun
You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?
No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord. That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
944
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:41:44 PM »
And, if you want, let me go in depth on why the enforcement of fear for doing something wrong is just flat out stupid. For starters, you build passive people. People who are less likely to question the motives of authority when confronted with it, because authority is enforced. From an early age, we're told that authority is that. Authority. They dictate what's right and what's wrong.
But authority isn't always right. In fact, a lot of the times, they're outright stupid. And if you're unlucky, they're abusive of their power. Let me draw your attention to a movie called "Complience."
This movie is based off real life events in which a worker at a restaurant is called up by the police and told that they've been caught stealing and are to be detained until the police arrive. The girl and the restaurant staff reluctantly reply. And it gets worse from there. The staff members are asked to a strip search the girl for the stolen property. And they go through with it. And it gets worse and worse as the officer threatens them if they don't comply.
Eventually, it leads to full blown rape at the command of the officer and we find out that the officer is actually just some fucking dude playing that shit for a sick joke.
And this happened in over 24 different states across multiple restaurants. This is a real life thing. It's an extreme case, I know. But just remember. Nobody resisted the fake officer's commands because they were threatened by an authority figure. Ring a bell? Fear of punishment for doing something wrong. Except that nobody did anything wrong in those instances.
The enforcement of fear isn't neccessary. It's only neccessary because people don't know how to fucking raise their kids or teach them properly.
945
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:21:31 PM »
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun
You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
946
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:20:58 PM »
Well I have approximately five seconds to type this sentence before the thread is locked because anal beads and cum on the floor.
947
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:09:59 PM »
I have a question for some of you guys.
Why must corporal punishment be a sign of hate or whatnot?
When you spank a child you do not leave them to sit and cry it out, you are supposed to go and comfort them, and tell them apt hat you were sorry that they had to do it, but at the same time explaining to hem that when you do something bad, something bad will happen to them.
It'd literally be easier to just explain to them or show them what the fuck happens when they do something that's regarded as reprehensible instead of enforcing fear as a tactic. For example. When I was little, I was exploring the garage of my home and I found a gas can. At the time, I had no idea what gas did or what it was for. But I noticed that it made the concrete driveway outside a nice darker shade of colour. So I dumped the whole thing across the driveway. I didn't get spanked. My parents took a harsh tone with me, enough that I understood that I'd done something wrong. And then, what they did, was show me what gas does when exposed to fire or any kind of sparks. A little bonfire of sticks with some gas on them, and some sparks. At that point I learned what gas was, what it could do, and why I had to be careful. How about when I went through the stealing phase? I stole some stuff from some kids at school and my parents found out. They didn't spank me. They made me tell it to everybody that I stole from them. I was embarressed and didn't feel good about doing it. So I learned what it meant to get caught. And then a few weeks later, my bike went missing. My parents returned it to me after the day was done. But I learned how it felt to have something of mine stolen from me. Spanking is just the blunt enforcement of fear for doing something wrong. You don't and shouldn't teach people to be afraid of doing things wrong or bad. That's how you make people who grow up to have nervous breakdowns. That's how you make people hate themselves and be afraid of who they are when they ask an important question about themselves like "Am I gay? Followed by, "What's wrong with me?" You don't use fear. Instead you teach why. Why you should be careful of doing things. Why you should respect other people. Why you should think about everything you do, not just to follow the rules out of fearing the consequences of getting caught.
948
« on: February 04, 2016, 04:52:40 PM »
Also consider a situation like this:
You have a small child, maybe a toddler, and they like to play with the outlet, oven, wires, or whatever dangerous things. Due to their age and inability to understand right from wrong and dangers, they will keep doing these hints. If you sat down and told them to stop, they'll probably still do it due to the fact that they are small child who can't understand much. Sure, maybe taking away their toys or sending them to a corner may work, but do you want to take the chances of your small child accidentally harming himself when you aren't looking? With corporal punishment the child will learn quickly not to do something wrong due to the human's natural fear of pain. It is sad and hard to purposefully harm your child, but sometimes things have to be done for their safety.
Don't agree with this. Curiosity doesn't deserve punishment.
If I saw a kid trying to stick his finger in an outlet I'd slap his hand out the way or pull them backwards so they couldn't. If they bawl at me because they're not allowed to do what they want, I'll tell them it's dangerous and could kill them. Kid tries again, I'll bat their hand harder and sternly say "NO", then remove them from the area.
Or you could just cattle prod them and explain that's what sticking a finger in the electric outlet does.
949
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:10:38 PM »
"I thought you were gay because you dressed nice"
thanks, elizabeth -_-
That's actually funny as fuck. I'd take that any day over being called a gaylord as a kid cause I liked reading books.
950
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:08:54 PM »
Using a belt is illegal in a lot of places these days because that's legit child abuse. That's not discipline, that just inflicting trauma on a child.
And thats why we've become a nation of pussies.
What kind of faggot doesn't like pussy though? What are you, gay?
951
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:07:27 PM »
Who?
Some dude on our old homesite.
952
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:57:13 PM »
I am. It wont let me in. I am not bant. Also, offtopic no longer listed alongside other forums See:
Sign in you goofball. Although why you'd want to defenstrate yourself by doing that is beyond me.
953
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:55:18 PM »
Really though. The only thing that really sticks with me was said to me earlier this year. An older guy, somewhere in his 80's. I worked for him for a while. Before the job ended and I went off elsewhere, he made a point to tell me that in all the years he's worked I was the best person he'd ever worked with.
It wasn't because I was physically capable, but it was because I was always two steps ahead. If he needed a tool I already had it for him before he even asked and if he needed something moved I was already there. I'd give him ideas on how to do something differently to solve a problem and I never got into arguments of any kind over which way we were going to do things.
That one's more long lasting than any other comment I've gotten from people either in person or on internet related stuff. It's got a lot of weight to it.
954
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:45:14 PM »
Is offtopic gone? Go to b.net. They wont let you sign in, and offtopic is no longer listed alongside the other forums
You need to have an account to see offtopic. You can't lurk anymore. And you need to be a Gourdian to comment in Offtopic.
955
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:43:20 PM »
Welp that shit's gonna spiral down from this point on.
For anybody in here who thinks putting the WWE smackdown on your kids is a good thing, take note that Chally's posting against it in a constructive fashion.
If Chally's posting seriously then you know something's fucked.
956
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:28:28 PM »
"Your child isn't going to amount to anything. You should kick them out of your house."
-One of the church preachers in my town.
957
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:19:53 PM »
PSU just save time and start hitting your kid with a bike chain.
May as well get your point across in the best way possible.
958
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:14:17 PM »
Instead of posting walls of text about how bullshit the game is, I just stopped playing it.
Some of you guys need to try it.
Yeah but I have friends who tug me along into playing it.
959
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:30:03 AM »
Yes. I do. Take the watch and throw it in the garbage.
Get a pocket watch.
960
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:22:36 AM »
tbh I'll probably end it all if things don't change next year
please don't
Ok well I shouldnt have said that but you have to realize how awful it is looking forward a year into the future and realizing nothing is going to change. Then thinking about 5 years down the line and so on.
There's an important bit to that. Lemme give you an example. I think it was last year, or the year before it. I can't remember. All I can say is that I was in a shit way. Health at the bottom of the drain and all that. I was coming out of winter and into the first few weeks of spring. Winter's long and harsh up here. Coops you up inside. Your muscles atrophy and you get used to doing nothing. Mixed with being sick and everything else, I looked at the start of the year and seriously asked myself what the fuck the point was. Why bother if I was just going to go through this over and over again and it wasn't going to change? That's the important part. Telling yourself that it's not going to change. You're the one in charge of your life. And you always have options and hands to play at different times. There is always something you can do. So, you know what I did? I took a job to house-sit a farmstead while the owners were gone. I already knew about some of the stuff that was going on there. So, one day, still under snow, I looked at this immense fucking pile of wood in their backyard. 12 years of shit that piled up. And I said "Hey, you know where they want this stuff to go right? You could give them a hand. It'll be tough to do but maybe you'll get your strength back at the same time." So I cleared it by myself. Ripped everything out of the ice piece by piece, cleaned it all up. It took me 5 months to do it by myself. Literally four dumptrucks worth of shit that I hauled out by hand. But I finished it. And I got a hell of a lot more than my old strength back. Overall, the year was pretty similar to the last. But I changed one thing. It's another year now. Wonder what would happen if I changed another this year? The same applies to you. You have to take it in steps. Small at first. But then you make bigger steps. Every year. One thing.
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