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In fallout 3, I had a habit of doing two things. First off, It was a mild obsession of mine to reverse pickpocket towns and settlements out in the wastes, and give people salvaged power armour and the best weapons I could find at high levels. Because, at level 30, frankly, Big Town was ill equipped to handle a clusterfuck of super mutant overlords.

I remember walking into town one day and seeing everybody dead, only to find that they'd been visited by overlords. I did a lot of save backtracking just to find when they were attacked and save them. I did it for other settlements too.

And second. At the start of the DLC to operation anchorage, the outcasts barely ever made it alive to their own base through the mutants. But I always felt really, really fucking bad when the guy on the radio who was suppossed to be leading you never made it.

So I tried to protect him over and over again, if only to at least make sure that he made it back to the base alive. It felt a little bit like this every time I did it.

YouTube

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Well Halo 4's story was pretty shit soooo...
Whether or not you agree with the direction Halo 4's story took, his respect for previous works in a franchise and continuity make him respectable. In the BTS Halo 4 videos, he was the only one talking about the past of Halo, while everyone talked about the future.

HEY

YOU'RE NOT LEMON

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The Flood / Re: I felt an earthquake
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:45:37 PM »
It was probably just you taking your first step after so many years

Aw don't be silly.

His stomach was probably rumbling because he was hungry.

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The Flood / Re: I regret my decision (NSFW)
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:44:12 PM »
Good job, guy.

If you don't do it all the time, you're not going to enjoy it. That's why I never shave anything but my face anymore.

Ya'll open up your pants like

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I regret my decision (NSFW)
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:39:37 PM »
That's why you don't trim down to the skin completely. Gotta leave a bit left. And now you know.

And knowledge is power.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I'm going to fucking snap and lose my mind
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:03:35 PM »
Look on the bright side.

You've probably already lost it and you can fall no farther. Problemo solved.

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:00:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: this ad will not leave me alone
« on: February 16, 2016, 04:32:03 PM »
That's actually pretty funny.

Because I get ads about money, banking, vacations and college.

In the ad's eyes, Verb is 12, I am 20.
Nah it just thinks you're a Jew through association with Cheat

I'm pretty much soft agnostic so....

God never stands in the way of profit.

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The Flood / Re: I love how music takes you to another place
« on: February 16, 2016, 04:30:15 PM »
You're actually right.

When there's a song playing at the grocery store that I'm not particularily fond of I just zone out and focus on buying delicious potatoes.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of my about me on my dating profile?
« on: February 16, 2016, 04:28:17 PM »
Although now that I've actually read the whole thing.... I'll be blunt.

Sounds like you've got a stick up your ass. I mean the plus side is, you went in depth and specific, which'll help other folks when they look at your profile. But the only folks you're gonna attract with a post like that are other people with sticks up their asses.

Then again, maybe that's your thing. Good job loaf. 10/10

No sarcasm there. It's about as in depth as you could go.
Well thank you. It hasn't really worked so far. Two of the people I was most hoping to talk to visited my profile and didn't respond to my greeting. Sort of painful, but that's how she blows.

If they don't respond, drop it. Don't chase after folks. The whole online dating thing is little bit harsh, funny enough. You actually have to be almost remorseless.

If they don't talk back, then fuck that and move on to the next.


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The Flood / Re: this ad will not leave me alone
« on: February 16, 2016, 04:24:26 PM »
FUCK ME HOLY SHIT I WANT A SPOONFUL OF AFTER SCHOOL ADVENTURE.

IN FACT, FUCK SCHOOL.

I WANT A SPOONFUL OF SCHOOL ADVENTURE.

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Gaming / Re: Do you hoard in videogames
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:37:46 PM »
My New Vegas playthrough on hardcore was difficult. I had a lot of trouble carrying weapons or gear back to merchants to sell because my inventory was stacked to the brim with food.

I could never force myself to part with 100 pounds of brahmin steak and gecko meat.

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Gaming / Re: Lost Sword at the Forsaken Fortress | WindWaker Thread
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:33:41 PM »
The main story is gonna take you ~30 hours, so... If you get at least 4 hours a day, and don't fuck around too much (which will be hard), you should be able to get it done by then, I think.

Don't rush it, and hopefully the game is fun enough to where you'll continue playing even after your PS2 arrives.

welp, okay. i hope you're right.

He's on the starboard side of things.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of my about me on my dating profile?
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:28:55 PM »
Although now that I've actually read the whole thing.... I'll be blunt.

Sounds like you've got a stick up your ass. I mean the plus side is, you went in depth and specific, which'll help other folks when they look at your profile. But the only folks you're gonna attract with a post like that are other people with sticks up their asses.

Then again, maybe that's your thing. Good job loaf. 10/10

No sarcasm there. It's about as in depth as you could go.

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Gaming / Re: Lost Sword at the Forsaken Fortress | WindWaker Thread
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:21:36 PM »
I remember loving to watch a pal of mine play the game. There can be some slightly challenging segments.

They might take the wind out of your sails.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of my about me on my dating profile?
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:20:01 PM »
lol just show me a picture of your tit cleavage and your profile'll get five stars outta five.

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Gaming / Re: Today's the day, folks. Wish me luck on my journey.
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:12:10 PM »
That's what they fucking said about the Titanic. The titanic got wished luck on its journey. And then it hit a fucking iceberg.

I hope you haven't set sail for fail here.

But then again people say reverse offensive things all the time that are supposed to be lucky. Like break a leg. Maybe so they get lucky and don't break a leg falling off stage.

So..... break an iceberg?


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The Flood / Re: The reason why I try to put people down on the internet
« on: February 16, 2016, 03:08:03 PM »
Please don't choose to be a cunt
Interesting thought.

I know a lot of people like to go hur dur "It's just the internet." The statement is true. It is, just the internet. But those people who blindly use that term as an excuse to wave off and abolish themselves of any responsability over their actions are missing something.

It is, just the internet. It's a free space. You can say and do things you wouldn't normally do under the scrutiny of the physical world. Which means that it's the deepest, and closest reflection to what what makes you tick deep down inside that you will ever get to see of yourself without going to some medical proffessional.

I can't preach like a saint here. I'm guilty of being a caustic, sarcastic cunt some days. On purposely being belligerant. I don't live the peachiest life right now, and I'm desperately lonely and feel on my own, devoid of love. And it shows.

But I never try to stick a knife in somebody where it hurts. Because I certainly could try to do so. But what would that make me? If I can't get a grip over myself in a space that's free of repurcussions, then how could I do it in a physical sense?

That's why I'm not a fan of people who fall back on the excuse that "it's just the internet" and that you should just chill. They're right to a degree, but so very wrong at the same time. And that's why, on the internet, I do what I can to minimize being a cunt. I choose not to because I know that what's in my words here, and in my head counts for something.

It's not all a pointless, untouchable sheltered escape from the real world. It's a very real reflection of yourself, just deep down and hidden.

Give that one a thought.

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The Flood / Re: The reason why I try to put people down on the internet
« on: February 16, 2016, 02:43:02 PM »
Oh well go figure. Basic psychology at work there.

Why does the bully beat some kid up at school? It's because there's an insecurity somewhere and he's doing the only thing he knows to make himself feel a little better about himself.

Now, here comes what really matters.

You just openly admitted this. Which means that you realize what's going in your head. Which grants you a choice that will determine whether or not you're a cunt, or a decent person from here on out. When you realize who you are and what you're doing, and are faced with a conscious decsion over your actions, then you become fully accountable for them.

Long story short. Please don't choose to be a cunt now that you understand.

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Gaming / Re: Do you hoard in videogames
« on: February 16, 2016, 02:32:54 PM »
15 million mini-gun rounds will not cover all the scenarios or encounters in my Fallout 3 playthrough.

The operation anchorage glitch needs to give me more.

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Gaming / Re: Today's the day, folks. Wish me luck on my journey.
« on: February 16, 2016, 01:27:07 PM »


Do I see a resemblance.

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The Flood / Re: Sports?
« on: February 16, 2016, 01:01:16 PM »
1. You're setting out to prove that fitness for the sake of fitness will not improve your life in any meaningful way. And you're accomplishing your goal by proving that fitness isn't improving your life in any meaningful way. Because you set that goal for yourself.

I really, really, really, have to point out the genius of that. No really. Hands down here. Bravo.
part of the mission is to prevent cheeky faggots from saying shit like "you're only saying that because you don't go to the gym--you're just jealous that other people are more fit than you"

and then, i can prove them wrong
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2. My degenerate lungs and heart would like to have a word with you. Although they're sub par at functioning, me being a slight workaholic and moving around so much intentionally either when I work or on my own free time keeps them in their best condition that they're able to reach.

Which therefore improves my lifespan because I'm in shape. I can last longer than other people.
i don't think i need to tell you that longer lifespans don't necessarily lead to a quality existence--whether you live until 60 or 90, it really doesn't make much of a difference

i mean, you've said the same shit to me before

First point is a fair enough sort of deal. Although like I said. You're not getting anything from it because you set out with the intention of not getting anything from it. Which...doesn't really prove your point to said cheeky people.

And the second part. True enough, it doesn't really matter what age you reach before you drop.

But I'll tell you what I notice.

The 70, 80, and 90 year old people up here who are still capable of doing things in their old age, and not consigned to their couch all day or a nursing home, are significantly happier than any other people I know. They're physically in their best shape which they can achieve for their age and it greatly affects them for the better.

So keep in mind, their quality existence is partially achieved by the fact that they don't let age or even injuries slow them down and they make an active effort to stay healthy.


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The Flood / Re: only 90s kids will remember this
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:25:17 PM »
If you didn't have to wait two minutes for a low res pair of titties that may or may not just be pixel art, you don't remember the 90's.

*tips for avoiding pregnancy*

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The Flood / Re: only 90s kids will remember this
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:23:20 PM »


Only 30's kids will remember this.

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The Flood / Re: only 90s kids will remember this
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:22:02 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Could you be a Herald of Galactus?
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:17:43 PM »
i am Yvon of the Yukon

Did you just really say that.

I'm not spaced out here or anything? No hallucinations? Are you actually referencing what I think you are?

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The Flood / Re: Sports?
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:13:22 PM »
how does going to the gym prove that it's a waste of time?
because i'm not gaining anything out of it--and you can't really show that without doing it yourself

fitness for the sake of fitness will not improve your life in any meaningful or important way--people don't seem to understand this

1. You're setting out to prove that fitness for the sake of fitness will not improve your life in any meaningful way. And you're accomplishing your goal by proving that fitness isn't improving your life in any meaningful way. Because you set that goal for yourself.

I really, really, really, have to point out the genius of that. No really. Hands down here. Bravo.

2. My degenerate lungs and heart would like to have a word with you. Although they're sub par at functioning, me being a slight workaholic and moving around so much intentionally either when I work or on my own free time keeps them in their best condition that they're able to reach.

Which therefore improves my lifespan because I'm in shape. I can last longer than other people.

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The Flood / Re: If robot bodies were invented, would you get one?
« on: February 16, 2016, 11:30:23 AM »
Rather than getting a body honestly I'd just prefer to have bits of me replaced with functioning replicas.

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The Flood / Re: If robot bodies were invented, would you get one?
« on: February 16, 2016, 11:22:13 AM »
I'm thinking of all the ways this could be heavily corrupted to the darker parts of human nature. Like, let's assume for a second that said robot bodies are identical to whatever they're based off of. No uncanny valley effect.

All those couples into bestiality would have a field day. Just upload your brain into a robo dog and plow your wife. Honestly, the very concept or putting your head into a machine "avatar" of sorts has so many implications.

Heh.

Sexual Revolution 2.0

To answer your question, no.

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Serious / Re: Important things you should know
« on: February 16, 2016, 09:38:33 AM »
This does not help me achieve my goal of cutting firewood for zee winter.
It does if somebody else has a comparative advantage in wood-cutting :)

Oh well sign me up then.

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