This is the closest representation to the Spartans in the canon we've had in any of the games

I mean I know they're agile and strong and all that.

But in most of the novels they were always portrayed as stealthy and tactical. They couldn't run through enemies and they couldn't charge tanks.

Then again, I guess since Blue Team is in here as well we'll see how a Spartan II does it.

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My grandma went through lukemia. My father's sister is going through bone cancer. I've known a few decent people, I guess you could say neighbors, who've had various forms. A couple kids from my school. Myself.

It's a scary thing, you know. You don't expect it. Not to happen to anybody you know. And then, poof. There it is. There can't really be anything said about it to help, really. But, remember this. She's probably going to have a short life expectancy, as you said.

That's going to take her down dark roads. If she's your friend, keep her going. Pull her back up to her feet even if she can't and doesn't want to. People in those situations, depending on who they are, need a hand.

Don't let her down as a friend. She's gonna need people.

I resigned but ye idk fuck a thread for it.

I haven't seen ya in a while chronic. Kinda shitty to hear something from you after all this time and it's less than not cheery news.

I hope things work for you man, whatever it is that you're going to try.

Hmm. Come to think of it I never actually consciously noticed that. I did it out of reflex.

If it was wikia I backed the fuck out and looked for something that said wiki. Thanks for bringing that to light now Verb. Now I don't have to wonder if I'm biased for no reason for never opening anything that has wikia on the end of it.

I'd imagine that everybody's first run was filled with skull fuckings from various bosses. I know that for me, over time just about every boss has turned into a cake walk save for the DLC ones and a few odd fuckers here and there like ceaseless discharge who adopt tactics that wreck me but never happen to other players.

Funny enough, I remember getting to pinwheel on New Game +2 and getting absolutely curb stomped by his clones.

Easiest boss on the first Souls? After learning about Taurus's various weaknesses I've never been killed by him since.

Easiest in Souls II?

Ruin Sentinels. I was killed once on my first playthrough and since then I've never been touched. I've killed them on fisti-cuffs runs, magic only runs, bow only runs, daggers only runs, and never once had a problem with them.

Quote from: DEEZ NUTS on August 30, 2015, 08:19:33 AM

Iron Golem. The thing is glitchy as fuck, too, which results in hilarity.

One time when I was fighting it it started walking upside down and just teleported off the edge.

How does that even happen. The only glitch I had with it was it picking me up and placing me off the edge of the map like a naughty child, but I survived in some weird glitch zone

Oh. Speaking of glitches, did you know, that if you get parried by a skeleton in the graveyard you almost always automatically fall through the map if you're not on flat ground?

Anakin was the chosen one

Speaking of death and ryhmes. I heard a jaunty little tune from the mechanic I visit every now and again. It went a bit like this.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Without women, men's dicks would rust

Cheerful fellow.

I don't hate people.

I've just very little faith in them. It gets tiring to expect the same old played out routine from most and never be proven wrong.

Let's see. One steals all your money for plates.

And the other is a gas guzzler over compensator.

Just take public transport you non economical feg. I kid. Show the world that lack of a penis doesn't stop you from rolling over tiny baby men's vehicles and small suburbs while you stick your arm out the window and fill the truck up with a spare gas can because it gets 10 feet to the gallon.

Bonus points if you rev your engine real loud at intersections before leaving.

this guy looks like Liam Neeson's poor clone.

"I'm going to ask around at Walmart if people know you, and then I'm going to find you and SWAT you."

Congrats Bacon. Cheers to starting something new. Hope ya have a good time with it.

I got some more sun stroke today. Rocking a near migraine. Tired as fucking shit hauling firewood all day. And the current season just makes me feel like walking up to a truck coming down the road.

But there's my little neice. 8 years old already. I can hardly fucking stand properly but the last thing I do before I go for the night is pick her up, lob her onto my shoulders, and lift her up to spots she can't reach.

"Big hug up to the dusty ceiling?" I always ask. Up to a high tree in the yard, maybe. To the highest rung on the clothes line. Maybe a joke with her about how she's suddenly much heavier and gotten fat.

I don't know many kids these days who can say they've had an uncle as supportive as I try to be. But I understand how much it's going to mean to her as she grows older.

I don't really register much these days other than feeling like shit. But I can't say no to that face no matter how much of a crappy way I'm in. Your sentiments can't be more true.

Family first. In a functioning family, anyway, people don't seem to realize what it means to have a family these days, nor what it means to care about one another.

I don't wager, that everything will be okay.