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4381
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:59:03 PM »
 I discovered pissing around with graphics. So I made a bit of a test picture trying to emmulate one of those old sci-fi novels. Now I'm rollin' here.
4382
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:11:21 PM »
Well, I suppose if yellow snake guy can post with the wind in his hair than I may as well for whatever reasons. I actually haven't looked in a mirror lately. Jesus fuck I think it might be time to trim the beard. Potato computer quality camera too. Lovely.
4383
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:32:38 PM »
Just kidding. I'm being a bandwagon riding faggot to feel special.
4384
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »
Goddamn, that soup story got you really fired up, huh?
OT: After waking up I was just looking at the ceiling for five minutes trying to figure out what to eat for breakfast.
Need something to exercise my adaptability with making shit on the fly. And to feed bordom during slow bits. Figured we could all have a giggle thar m8.
4385
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:45:32 PM »
The writing (link in my sig) is something I do all the time.
Otherwise, I play Battlefield a lot.
With unbelievable accuracy you mow down every enemy in your sights with an almost supernatural sense of awareness, acting like a robot in your methodical killing spree, much to the dismay of your teammates. A precise grenade down the hallway blows up the oncoming soldiers to bits, as you switch to a shotgun to fire through the door as a soldier makes to get the drop on you and your teammates. In dissary your teammates huddle and watch, stunned and in a loss for words as only one manages to speak, "Isn't that the new recruit sarge?" As the last of the enemey soldiers fall, you stand amongst the carnage, knowing that you've already lived this moment countless numbers of times already. Reloading your weapon, you turn to your squad. "This isn't a game anymore."
4386
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:33:18 PM »
Making love to my waifu pillow
Bullets rain down from the stairs above, as you give your war cry, splintering the wooden support pillars to pieces with grenades and gunfire, the upper decks buckling as they collapse, crashing to the floor below, leaving you to finish off the survivors. Sprinting up the stairs to what remains of the upper level, you're met with a hoard of yakuza mobsters boasting everything from knives to katanas charging down the stairs. Your trigger clicks an empty magazine as you raise your eyebrows, looking up to the smiling gangsters. Tossing your gun aside you throw your heavy trench coat open to reveal the katanas sheathed at your side, as you unsheath them in elegant showmanship and twirls, and stand, waiting. The mobsters charge down the stairs as you leap over the railing to the floor below, dragging some with you to land a killing blow on contact with the floor. Multiple mobsters go down until the last man stands, a duel between you and him, the both of you cut and injured. In a flurry of moves you outplay the boss, slicing both his hands off, leaving you to push him and his shocked face of defeat to the floor. You breathe heavily as you relax. "I told you not to touch her."
4387
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:10:56 PM »
I'm sitting in my car for two hours in the university parking lot waiting for work to start
Rain patters down on the roof of your vehicle in the night as you light up a dank smoke. Outside in the night you watch your target, outside the now closed university. They've been there for hours. But you know this is the big one. You know the janitor disguise is just a cover. As you toss the remains of your smoke out into the rain you catch a glimpse of red in your mirror, ducking as a bullet tears through your back window as you start your car. The target begins to run, as you go speeding through the lot towards him while giving surpressing fire with your smg on the sniper. Expertly, your bullet sprays put the sniper on the roof in the grave, as you catch the target in your headlights against a wall with no escape, as you put the peddle to the metal and ram your car into him. Airbags pop as you step out of your wreck and you light a smoke, looking over to the now ex drug dealer. "No more graveyard shifts for you pal."
4388
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:00:39 PM »
I towed an airplane across a runway today.
You step on the accelerator as you watch the boeing 747 behind you in the mirror speeding down the runway after your pathetically slow tow truck. In the back mirror the winch dangles, packed with satchel charges, all a part of your plan for crashing this plane. Opening the door you swiftly roll out as you disengage the winch, coming to a low crouch as you watch the satchel charges slide across the runway and into the engine of the plane, detonating. The plane explodes into a fireball of rolling steel as you barely roll out of the way in time, to stand up and watch as the crumpled mass careens off the runway with a final explosion, killing all inside for sure. You grab the radio off your belt, sliding your sunglasses on and dusting yourself off as you say, "No survivors."
4389
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:44:29 PM »
Into a short patch of writing filled with cheesy action and one liners.
Will write more ridiculous nonsense when I come back later.
4390
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:34:24 PM »
>expecting underpaid and unhappy people to give a shit about whether or not you have sauce
Check the bag and if something's missing kindly go in and inform them. Most of the times I've gotten extra or free things for not being an asshole and screaming at somebody for no reason.
Seriously, if you're the type of person who takes their anger out on people who can't yell back because they'll lose their jobs, you're a disgusting and cowardly individual.
You should hear the stories my friend tells of working on road crews. Speaking of taking anger out on people anyway. Road sign workers and flaggers get treated like absolute shit by the public, apparently.
Yeah but at least those guys can yell back. They're not in the customer service business.
Actually, depending on the company, no they can't. They're the public image so if they have a temper or a retort on public, they can lose their job.
4391
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:32:32 PM »
SUP
4392
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:32:07 PM »
>expecting underpaid and unhappy people to give a shit about whether or not you have sauce
Check the bag and if something's missing kindly go in and inform them. Most of the times I've gotten extra or free things for not being an asshole and screaming at somebody for no reason.
Seriously, if you're the type of person who takes their anger out on people who can't yell back because they'll lose their jobs, you're a disgusting and cowardly individual.
You should hear the stories my friend tells of working on road crews. Speaking of taking anger out on people anyway. Road sign workers and flaggers get treated like absolute shit by the public, apparently.
4393
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:20:26 PM »
I'll just toss my two cents in here and raise a point everybody else already said their respective parts.
Do you really, really think that if somebody wanted to kill themselves, that any law would stand in their way? The only thing the law would do, is of course, find people who fail to kill themselves and hopefully land them somewhere where they can be taken care of.
But regardless of a law if somebody really wants to kill themselves a law won't mean jack shit.
4394
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:42:42 AM »
I remember one time I was at a canteen with a few of my former classmates - one of them was a vegetarian.
He asked if the boulloin there was vegetarian (since everything else wasn't) and the canteen lady said yes. After he got his soup I asked the lady what they were using for the boulloin. It was beef. Apparently to her it's vegetarian since you don't directly eat the beef.
I was able to tell him before he had his first spoonful.
Cue dramtic music as you parkour rush over tables and people to warn your friend in time while simultaneously fighting off yakuza hitmen.
You expertly fire your mini gun into the spoon of your friends hand, to which he looks up in dismay.
Cue Indiana jones one liner as you look at your friend with a serious face.
"Bad beef," you say, as you point to one of your dead other friends on the table who dared to sneak some of that shit when nobody was looking.
Cut to black.
Fucking golden.
But no, I just casually walked over since our table was pretty much directly next to the canteen itself.
With a dead set emotionless face that could stop a tank, you turn on the spot, walking slowly away from the canteen as it explodes, slipping your shades on becuase cool guys don't watch explosions. With the skills of a highly trained professional, you headshot all your targets with dual wielded 50 caliber laser target designator sniper rifles, as you bash aside any tables filled with yakuza hitmen in your way like mere toys, before stopping in front of your friend after expertly mulching the bowl of beef soup with a sawed off. Extending your hand to you priority target, you say in a cold voice, "Come with me if you want live."
4395
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:25:45 AM »
I remember one time I was at a canteen with a few of my former classmates - one of them was a vegetarian.
He asked if the boulloin there was vegetarian (since everything else wasn't) and the canteen lady said yes. After he got his soup I asked the lady what they were using for the boulloin. It was beef. Apparently to her it's vegetarian since you don't directly eat the beef.
I was able to tell him before he had his first spoonful.
Cue dramtic music as you parkour rush over tables and people to warn your friend in time while simultaneously fighting off yakuza hitmen. You expertly fire your mini gun into the spoon of your friends hand, knocking it away, to which he looks up in dismay. Cue Indiana jones one liner as you look at your friend with a serious face. "Bad beef," you say, as you point to one of your dead other friends on the table who dared to sneak some of that shit when nobody was looking. Cut to black.
4396
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:21:46 AM »
Then you say, "It should be."
No. Bad Verb. That's a trigger mechanism on customers to flip the insanity switch on and blow up on you specifically.
4397
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:59:57 AM »
This is why cats are shitty pets.
And if you open it up and clean it out it should be fine. If you haven't turned it on with the vomit inside there shouldn't be a problem.
If not take the hard drive out (which should be totally safe from the vomit), and go buy a used 360. They're dirt cheap these days. Even the 360S.
Na man. The works are fucking gutted in there. Power brick has a red light which means something is fucked with the brick's electronics itself. Acid corrosion on a lot of internal parts.
Gay start to the day.
Fuck
Get the hard drive out ASAP and just buy a used 360S. They're really cheap.
Beat ya to it. This is post operating table I'm talking here. Saved the hard drive and saved the disc trapped in the disc drive after dismantling everything. I might look around for a used one. Still though, far away to look around for one. Nobody in my town would have one to sell that's for sure. Internet order and shipping is a masochists dream up here. Looks like I'll just buckle down and wait a bit. I've little funds at the moment anyway. Danka for the advice though, at least.
4398
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:54:35 AM »
This is why cats are shitty pets.
And if you open it up and clean it out it should be fine. If you haven't turned it on with the vomit inside there shouldn't be a problem.
If not take the hard drive out (which should be totally safe from the vomit), and go buy a used 360. They're dirt cheap these days. Even the 360S.
Na man. The works are fucking gutted in there. Power brick has a red light which means something is fucked with the brick's electronics itself. Acid corrosion on a lot of internal parts. Gay start to the day.
4399
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:47:25 AM »
Yes.
Get an XB1.
Then you can play your 360 games in november and play with us!
I really don't feel like shelling out just about two grand for the new brick and a TV that can actually run it with the proper port connections.
That ain't money I have at the moment. And it probably wouldn't be money I'd be willing to spend either. I might just take it as an opportunity to bid farewell to gayming on consoles.
Dammit. I wanted to keep dunking burger kids on dark souls. A shame.
HDTV's aren't that expensive anymore. Still, it would still be a couple hundred overall for the console and tv and games.
pls sandy
get xbone
play battlefield with me ;-;
Canada monies, remember?
Xbone would be a square 500 bucks.
Any game I get would be 80 bucks.
Couple extra bits I always purchase would be 120 bucks.
Gas to travel to the closest place that sells them would be 100 bucks.
Mail order would be outrageous if I chose not to drive.
Grand total without the TV is 800 bucks right there.
And even a shitty cheap TV would be another bare minimum, 400 bucks.
1200 bucks in total. And that's if I went with utter grabage for a TV. I'm afraid I don't have that on hand at the moment.
oh
Oh indeed. Maybe when I've not got so many other costly priorities I can blow a few thousand away. Sadly, not at the moment though. What a fun winter this is going to be.
MUH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
Just you watch. I'm calling it. Next thing you know my computer is going to go on me.
Is the 360 totally bricked or is it repairable? You might be able to get a new one or get it repaired for cheap. they're hardly expensive pre-owned these days.
I already dismantled it to save the disc trapped inside. Total acid corrosion on all the delicate bits and chips. She's dead, jim. Ah well. I can't be fuckin' arsed at the moment to bother with more of this crap. I'll sort through stuff later. In the meantime, I can appreciate how long the thing lasted in the first place. Hell of a lot of years out of it. It was going to go one of these days or another.
4400
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:36:51 AM »
Yes.
Get an XB1.
Then you can play your 360 games in november and play with us!
I really don't feel like shelling out just about two grand for the new brick and a TV that can actually run it with the proper port connections.
That ain't money I have at the moment. And it probably wouldn't be money I'd be willing to spend either. I might just take it as an opportunity to bid farewell to gayming on consoles.
Dammit. I wanted to keep dunking burger kids on dark souls. A shame.
HDTV's aren't that expensive anymore. Still, it would still be a couple hundred overall for the console and tv and games.
pls sandy
get xbone
play battlefield with me ;-;
Canada monies, remember?
Xbone would be a square 500 bucks.
Any game I get would be 80 bucks.
Couple extra bits I always purchase would be 120 bucks.
Gas to travel to the closest place that sells them would be 100 bucks.
Mail order would be outrageous if I chose not to drive.
Grand total without the TV is 800 bucks right there.
And even a shitty cheap TV would be another bare minimum, 400 bucks.
1200 bucks in total. And that's if I went with utter grabage for a TV. I'm afraid I don't have that on hand at the moment.
oh
Oh indeed. Maybe when I've not got so many other costly priorities I can blow a few thousand away. Sadly, not at the moment though. What a fun winter this is going to be. MUH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM Just you watch. I'm calling it. Next thing you know my computer is going to go on me.
4401
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:18:49 AM »
Yes.
Get an XB1.
Then you can play your 360 games in november and play with us!
I really don't feel like shelling out just about two grand for the new brick and a TV that can actually run it with the proper port connections.
That ain't money I have at the moment. And it probably wouldn't be money I'd be willing to spend either. I might just take it as an opportunity to bid farewell to gayming on consoles.
Dammit. I wanted to keep dunking burger kids on dark souls. A shame.
HDTV's aren't that expensive anymore. Still, it would still be a couple hundred overall for the console and tv and games.
pls sandy
get xbone
play battlefield with me ;-;
Canada monies, remember? Xbone would be a square 500 bucks. Any game I get would be 80 bucks. Couple extra bits I always purchase would be 120 bucks. Gas to travel to the closest place that sells them would be 100 bucks. Mail order would be outrageous if I chose not to drive. Grand total without the TV is 800 bucks right there. And even a shitty cheap TV would be another bare minimum, 400 bucks. 1200 bucks in total. And that's if I went with utter grabage for a TV. I'm afraid I don't have that on hand at the moment.
4402
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:12:51 AM »
Yes.
Get an XB1.
Then you can play your 360 games in november and play with us!
I really don't feel like shelling out just about two grand for the new brick and a TV that can actually run it with the proper port connections. That ain't money I have at the moment. And it probably wouldn't be money I'd be willing to spend either. I might just take it as an opportunity to bid farewell to gayming on consoles. Dammit. I wanted to keep dunking burger kids on dark souls. A shame.
4403
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:07:48 AM »
A cat barfed into the vents of it on the one time I left it out and now that's one dead piece of equipment filled with vomit corrosion. RIP in pieces quality entertainment device. Many great hours were spent with you.
Guess it's a sign. Time to get an xbone maybe. Fuckin' expensive brick.
Dammit.
4404
« on: September 04, 2015, 04:18:33 AM »
Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.
Son' bitch. I actually just noticed how similar her armour would be styled as somewhat ornamental like Sangheili gear. And the matching red to Usze's gear. Hmm.
4405
« on: September 04, 2015, 03:43:57 AM »
Holy shit you'd better not be serious.
I've gotta check that shit out.
4406
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:59:10 AM »
Why can the Covenant speak English, and why do they? Especially during battle?
IIRC in Halos 2 & 3 the explanation was real-time translation provided by Chief's suit. In Halo 5 it's apparently to show that Jul M'dama is losing grip of his forces and they're protesting him by speaking the humans' language.
But I don't think that explains the aliens simply lacking the physiology to speak English. (Four mouth flaps with teeth doesn't seem practical in any universe, but it's better to not think about these things >.>)
Some Sangheili can speak English, and do so by pressing their mandibles together to form "lips". The Arbiter is one example, I believe Jul M'dama is another.
Neat, I didn't think of that.
...But wait, do they have tongues?
That I do not know.
They have trouble with a few human letters though.
F and P give them some difficulty.
That while 'Fillis' thing was a reference to Red vs Blue, if anyone cares. I found it interesting.
Honestly, that sounds bogus. Traviss doesn't do her fucking research. Are you telling me that she'd write a Halo novel without looking at the source material, but she'd make a reference to a somewhat obscure series outside the Halo fanbase? That seems a little far fetched.
4407
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:56:34 AM »
you can stop notifying me now
Noted.
4408
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:54:55 AM »
You know what a common tactic is for kid's stuff? Innuendos.
Because the parents are going to sit through something or read something to their kids, sometimes media entertains both the parents and the kids.
Kids because they're little, and parents because they pick up stuff that go right over kid's heads. I wouldn't doubt that it's an actual kid's book.
Yeah, but I think in this case it's going too far. It's so damn obvious even kids will get it.
That's a very simple worded book. If your kid has a grasp of sexual innuendo at the reading age that book is intended for, then frankly, you're a shit fucking parent.
4409
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:29:36 AM »
Why can the Covenant speak English, and why do they? Especially during battle?
IIRC in Halos 2 & 3 the explanation was real-time translation provided by Chief's suit. In Halo 5 it's apparently to show that Jul M'dama is losing grip of his forces and they're protesting him by speaking the humans' language.
But I don't think that explains the aliens simply lacking the physiology to speak English. (Four mouth flaps with teeth doesn't seem practical in any universe, but it's better to not think about these things >.>)
Some Sangheili can speak English, and do so by pressing their mandibles together to form "lips". The Arbiter is one example, I believe Jul M'dama is another.
Neat, I didn't think of that.
...But wait, do they have tongues?
That I do not know.
They have trouble with a few human letters though. F and P give them some difficulty.
4410
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:21:28 AM »
I fucking hate you all.
Winnie the Pooh is the last remnant of innocence in this world
Nah that's Bambi
Well.......maybe not.
His mom fucking dies........
SHIT I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
I've never seen Bambi
Winnie the Pooh is so much better
it literally defines innocence
Good old Nihilistic Eeyore.
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