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4081
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:34:13 AM »
A team snipers match in Halo 3. Everybody on the other team quit except for one guy. And everybody on my team quit except for me, and an AFK.
Because of Halo 3's wonderful spawn system, the AFK kept respawning in the perimeter of the other guy. So I was effectively racing to try and match the head start score while keeping myself alive.
I had 30 seconds on the clock before finally ending the match in a tie breaker.
4082
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:21:43 AM »
4083
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:17:02 AM »
They don't just etch ink into mere flesh and blood, no.
They etch it into your soul.
4084
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:26:00 AM »
At least you guys have a chance of something happening. Maybe even half decent.
You know what's going on in Canada right now? Either vote our current shit PM in again, or vote for other parties who are worse and will likely drag everything down into shit more than it already is.
4085
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:22:12 AM »
Well, currently my fix is still Dark Souls II. I always like trying new builds, especially funky ones. But I've gotten so streamlined at it that most playthoughs I do are completely deathless now.
I fucked the Pursuer up today with dual wielded broken straight swords.
4086
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:07:18 AM »
Not quite telekenisis. But mental hand movement projections. Anything you do with your hands is projected on somebody as an invisible force so long as you have eye contact.
Wanna slap somebody at a distance?
Pants them?
Untie shoelaces?
Hold something down that that's normally light and easy to carry for them?
Slap an ass?
Cop a feel?
Ya can do it all.
I'd sit at the back of a bus, and tug lightly on somebody's hair who was up near the front on a consistent basis and watch the fireworks.
Freak out mimes too. Grab their hands when they're doing the invisble box routine.
4087
« on: September 20, 2015, 05:44:31 AM »
You've gotta try this.
Take a look at the soldier's facial expressions. Now imagine what each one is thinking of the other soldiers around them in their own distinct accent.
The British one's face just makes it.
4088
« on: September 20, 2015, 05:38:55 AM »
You know what's fun?
My wee little cafe/restaurant sells pumpkin spice lattes. We also sell pumpkin spice cheesecake.
Both of them sell like hotcakes at the same time. I admit.
I don't understand the pumpkin craze.
4089
« on: September 19, 2015, 02:32:38 PM »
He's going to university in Birmingham from what I know. As in Birmingham, England.
So he'll be running into jihadis if anything.
If he straps a vest full of women to him, alongside various meat products, he should be fine.
4090
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:13:44 PM »
Meta. Can you smell it in the air?
You and the hippy are surrounded by non white folks. And you're in university. An american one too.
I will bet you anything that you're going to bump into at least one "check ur privilidge" drone.
It's going to infect all your other roommates. The hippy will fold after about a month's worth of stress and peer pressure, leaving on the grounds of "you're all just not chill, man."
Leaving you as the last man standing.
Fuck em' up Meta.
4091
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:05:25 PM »
Gears, Halo, Destiny. They're all shit.
remember when you muted me when i said the h4 prefect armour looked shit?
good times
no, that was in reference to another thread about armor
prefect does look cool tho idgaf
lunchbox shoulders
wuld banq
Holy shit those kneepads though.
4092
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:39:19 PM »
Something you really have to give credit to Blur for as well.
They really fucking nail facial expressions. It's one thing to nail the depiction of emotion on a human face, but on an alien like Tartarus or Thel, where you have different biology to go off of, there wasn't a single cutscene where they didn't manage to convey so much finer detail or subtlety and give a recognizable reaction to an alien face.
brutes are literally alien gorillas
not exactly hard because they can show similar facial expressions as humans
They still did a bang up job for everybody though.
4093
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:23:30 PM »
Something you really have to give credit to Blur for as well.
They really fucking nail facial expressions. It's one thing to nail the depiction of emotion on a human face, but on an alien like Tartarus or Thel, where you have different biology to go off of, there wasn't a single cutscene where they didn't manage to convey so much finer detail or subtlety and give a recognizable reaction to an alien face.
4094
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:42:54 AM »
Just remember to tip everyone, talk in bible verses, and clap everytime something happens.
You forgot the most important thing though! Getting his daily, healthy dosage of Vitamin Freedom. Meta has to discharge a gun at something at a bare minimum of five times a day.
4095
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:05:46 AM »
Props though. At 14 the the little bugger has some style.
A snazzy suitcase just to show off a clock he made.
4096
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:03:08 AM »
I don't know about you guys, but who the fuck plugs a bomb into an outlet? I don't actually think I've ever even seen a bomb design that relies on an outlet for anything. And the only thing I can think of using an outlet for a bomb would be the activation trigger.
Sit down at a cafe or something and plug your computer in to charge and boom.
4097
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:40:12 AM »
I'm currently living in a state of perpetual darkness because light of any kind burns my eyes. All the blinds are down and the lights are off. Dimmed the fuck out of the computer screen to manage a little better.
Basically, ze goggles do nothing. I got a refferal from my doc in town today to go off and visit an eye specialist on Monday to figure out what's up.
Best case scenario is glasses. Worse case is some entertaining disease. I'm hoping for glasses.
I spent most of my day just sleeping in my dark room. Actually that's what I'm gonna do right now for my night. Go back to sleep.
Goodnight.
4098
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:31:26 AM »
I had glasses from the 1st grade until I was about 18 or 19. They're not so bad, and honestly I was never bothered by them getting a little smudged up.
Oh also glasses with anti-glare are neat. You can see things a bit clearer when there's bright lights (no "star bursts")
I might need that actually. The symptoms I'm rocking right now are eye pain and an extreme sensitivty to light. I might need tinted shades.
Well, lemme think. If I put a green gap on and don a cigar I could imitate Castro.
I think I was told I could imitate Jeff Bridges as "The Dude."
You wager I could go for a John Lennon look with tinted shades? Guess it might not be so bad. I could have a little fun with this.
Transitional glasses. Look into them.
They turn into sunglasses when you step out into the sun.
Sounds intriguing.
Usually they darken too slowly to be of real use, though. Oftentimes I'll be out of the sun by the time they're done changing and won't need them anymore.
Granted, I don't know how much time you spend in the sun.
For 4 months of the year I'm outside almost every single day for at least more than 9 hours. The rest of the year I'm cooped up inside.
4099
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:26:08 AM »
I had glasses from the 1st grade until I was about 18 or 19. They're not so bad, and honestly I was never bothered by them getting a little smudged up.
Oh also glasses with anti-glare are neat. You can see things a bit clearer when there's bright lights (no "star bursts")
I might need that actually. The symptoms I'm rocking right now are eye pain and an extreme sensitivty to light. I might need tinted shades.
Well, lemme think. If I put a green gap on and don a cigar I could imitate Castro.
I think I was told I could imitate Jeff Bridges as "The Dude."
You wager I could go for a John Lennon look with tinted shades? Guess it might not be so bad. I could have a little fun with this.
Transitional glasses. Look into them.
They turn into sunglasses when you step out into the sun.
Sounds intriguing.
4100
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:23:53 AM »
Weight a minute. You said you're scared and you're not coming down.
Does that mean that if you stepped down from your elevated position that the impact of your mass would cause an earthquake?
4101
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:12:28 AM »
Heavy on the ground you say?
If you're sinking into the dirt or you're leaving weight indents in concrete it means you're fat Jive.
Why'd you let yourself go ham into those donuts Jive?
You're definitely a cheeky one
Not as cheeky as you after you went through an entire Dunkin' Donuts shop. Do you even have a neck anymore?
4102
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:10:00 AM »
Heavy on the ground you say?
If you're sinking into the dirt or you're leaving weight indents in concrete it means you're fat Jive.
Why'd you let yourself go ham into those donuts Jive?
4103
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:07:20 AM »
Do Jeff Bridges
Hey that's right. He wore shades.
4104
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:04:50 AM »
I had glasses from the 1st grade until I was about 18 or 19. They're not so bad, and honestly I was never bothered by them getting a little smudged up.
Oh also glasses with anti-glare are neat. You can see things a bit clearer when there's bright lights (no "star bursts")
I might need that actually. The symptoms I'm rocking right now are eye pain and an extreme sensitivty to light. I might need tinted shades. Well, lemme think. If I put a green gap on and don a cigar I could imitate Castro. I think I was told I could imitate Jeff Bridges as "The Dude." You wager I could go for a John Lennon look with tinted shades? Guess it might not be so bad. I could have a little fun with this.
4105
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:01:55 AM »
If you have glasses I recommend always having a glass cleaner cloth with you at all times. They get dirtier faster than you would think.
I actually didn't think of that. My province is dusty as shit. Thanks for the reminder. Guess that'll be a routine I'll have to pick up as I go.
Shirts are also useful for that.
Not mine. They're mostly full of holes and full of all the crap I pick up when working. I don't actually think you're supposed to use a shirt to to clean glasses. I do know that certain materials scratch the lenses.
4106
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:59:42 AM »
I need an adult
Baiting people to say "I am an adult."
What are you Ender? Willing jailbait?
Are you saying it would be better to spam MODSMODSMODS?
I think 90% of our mods are chinese cartoon fans. I don't think they'd help a 3dpg like you Ender. You need to bring in the big guns. Summon the white knight sjws.
4107
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:55:57 AM »
If you have glasses I recommend always having a glass cleaner cloth with you at all times. They get dirtier faster than you would think.
I actually didn't think of that. My province is dusty as shit. Thanks for the reminder. Guess that'll be a routine I'll have to pick up as I go.
4108
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:54:17 AM »
I find that wireframe glasses are comfier.
Oh well there I go. Didin't know there was even a distinction in frames. Educate my peasant ass please.
There are entire stores filled with different styles of glasses, so yeah there's a lot of different styles.
I always liked glasses that only had the frame on the top half.
Hmm. Guess I should start thinking a little bit more about frames. I might need something a bit sturdier since I work all over the place. You figure there's any difference in strength between a half frame and a full one?
Honestly no I don't think there would be much of a difference. What matters is the quality of the frame, and if it's able to bend without snapping. That would be something to ask about when you visit your local eye glasses shop.
God dammit. My eyes were seriously, like the last thing of mine that functioned properly. I never was much of a fan of relying on external breakable things to do important stuff for me. I guess it's better than the alternative though.
I sincerely hope me needing glasses is the issue. I'll keep that in mind though about the bendy frames. Although I don't have a local glasses shop. And the eye specialist I'll be visiting is quite a ways off. I'm gonna drop a hammer's worth of questions on them.
There's always contacts. Or LASIK.
Hmm. Contacts. I don't trust my shaky hands to put them nicely or get them out nicely. And I'd be too poor to afford laser based corrective stuff. May as well just go with the glasses. I am worried though. Best case scenario is that I need glasses. Worst is everything that doesn't involve glasses. I know my family has a bit of a leniage of eye based diseases or conditions. I'm hoping I don't get another shit roll of the dice here.
4109
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:38:21 AM »
I find that wireframe glasses are comfier.
Oh well there I go. Didin't know there was even a distinction in frames. Educate my peasant ass please.
There are entire stores filled with different styles of glasses, so yeah there's a lot of different styles.
I always liked glasses that only had the frame on the top half.
Hmm. Guess I should start thinking a little bit more about frames. I might need something a bit sturdier since I work all over the place. You figure there's any difference in strength between a half frame and a full one?
Honestly no I don't think there would be much of a difference. What matters is the quality of the frame, and if it's able to bend without snapping. That would be something to ask about when you visit your local eye glasses shop.
God dammit. My eyes were seriously, like the last thing of mine that functioned properly. I never was much of a fan of relying on external breakable things to do important stuff for me. I guess it's better than the alternative though. I sincerely hope me needing glasses is the issue. I'll keep that in mind though about the bendy frames. Although I don't have a local glasses shop. And the eye specialist I'll be visiting is quite a ways off. I'm gonna drop a hammer's worth of questions on them.
4110
« on: September 19, 2015, 12:33:15 AM »
I need an adult
Baiting people to say "I am an adult." What are you Ender? Willing jailbait?
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