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The Flood / Re: I wish I had the confidence of Verbatim,
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:48:51 AM »
I wish I could've the insight of Sandtrap

You like being prone to being a garbled mess half the day?
I'll counter that with Naru's undying strong will

Not even the strongest will can withstand the weight of working at a mcdonalds.

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The Flood / Re: I wish I had the confidence of Verbatim,
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:46:30 AM »
I wish I could've the insight of Sandtrap

You like being prone to being a garbled mess half the day?

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The Flood / Re: I wish I had the confidence of Verbatim,
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:44:08 AM »
Yeah but you get their negatives too.

Verb is a walking minus symbol.
Jive is prone to bouts of teenage boy syndrome and being insecure that he might be coming off as insecure.
Cheat's a jew.
I dunno who the fuck whiny is.
And Mr. P is a walking corpse.

You'd be a bi-polar mother fucker let me tell you hwat.

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The Flood / Re: Ah, memories
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:27:19 AM »
Does it count if I'm fond of remembering fuck all from this place?

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The Flood / Re: Your Avatar Now Has a Job
« on: September 25, 2015, 01:50:35 PM »
Obviously, he's already dressed for success on the battlefield.

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Gaming / Re: Pewdiepie's game just got released.
« on: September 25, 2015, 11:04:00 AM »
Uh. Fanbases.

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"The Forerunners... have returned. This tomb… is now yours."

One of the better game quotes.
Tomorrow's quote.
I've already used the best quote in the game "She said that to me once. About being a machine".

Most Gravemind quotes are too long for the title.

Did you start going through IWHBYD marine chatter? That'd make some good quotes.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any stories of 'special' kids from your school?
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:59:56 AM »
I was last on the pickup road for the school bus, so by the time I got on the bus, there were no seats left save for one or two, depending on the school bus that came to pick me up. Anyway, there was a fellow with down syndrome who rode on the bus.

And, the other kids being the friendly little bundles that they were, saved me the best seat in the house. The one in front of wherever the fellow with downsyndrome was.

Long story short, every single morning I had the pleasure of having my seat kicked in non-stop for an hour's bus ride while the fellow made various sounds, usually continually getting louder and louder as he went.

Having feet continually kick the back of your seat combined with loud gibberish at six in the morning is a fucking nerve tester I tell you what.

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:49:07 AM »
Not actual sex, but "sexual" acts for sure

Calling it.

Naked cuddling.

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:36:27 AM »
Depends on what I figure is under the fancy suit and in the briefcase.

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Serious / Re: How do you feel about the pope speaking to congress?
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:35:51 AM »
I don't feel anything.

The fuck is the pope even going to talk about anyway?

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The Flood / Re: What makes you a special snowflake?
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:29:50 AM »
I secretly have a fetish for sand.

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The Flood / Re: gonna start watching some popular TV shows on netflix
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:25:22 AM »
Is this some newfound teenage masochist phase you're going through or what?

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The Flood / Re: But Google, I don't HAVE a phone
« on: September 24, 2015, 02:17:23 PM »
Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?

Well, for starters, he might not have very many people to get in touch with, or he might not travel around much.

And second, landlines are still a thing.

And they're not exactly inconveniant either since they don't fuck up at long distance, and they work when there's no power, unlike a cellphone.


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The Flood / Re: But Google, I don't HAVE a phone
« on: September 24, 2015, 02:09:46 PM »
Ah, the wonders of not going along with the flow of everything. That's apparently the price us backward technologically impaired chumps pay, Verb.

Getting fucked by google because they don't seem to grasp the concept that not everybody wants or needs a cellphone.

Yes Verb, the cunts that they are, indeed.

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The Flood / Re: Is it wrong?
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:26:49 PM »
Not at all. Unless you were good friends with any of them, once your contract terms are up, all your old highschool chums are irrelevant.

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The Flood / Re: i'm not the only one here who unironically hates jews right?
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:18:06 PM »


For your viewing pleasure, then.

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The Flood / Re: What's your power level? v2
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:15:24 PM »
521,327

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:01:36 PM »
Can we stop arguing about the ethics of murdering puppies without a home, and instead focus on how the US military and Darpa should have already adopted these pups?
wat

But yellow snake guy don't you know?

Dogs make wonderful carriers for explosive vests. Surely your country could utilize such otherwise doomed to poor fates puppies for the beterment of freedom!

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The Flood / Re: Why me?
« on: September 24, 2015, 12:54:42 PM »
Then you should try and make something of the opportunity you have, right?

Sitting around and moping over what you have that others don't is just as bad is sitting around and doing nothing. If you actively realize how fortunate you really are when compared to most other people, it would make sense that you do your best to make the best with what you have, right?

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The Flood / Re: What's your power level?
« on: September 24, 2015, 12:26:48 PM »
Mystery Shopper.

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:43:16 AM »
So are we going to just sit by and let OP write "pupies"?

Yep. Just act naturally.

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:42:42 AM »
Also, there is fluoride in tap water.

DUDE CHEMTRAILS LMAO

Well, there's fluoride in my town's water. They flush it through along with chlorine to murder anything in the water the town uses. The wonders of hard water deposits.

Their systems don't completely clean out the chlorine or flouride so there's always trace amounts.

You might even say fluoride in my tap water LMAO

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The Flood / Re: Uveitis
« on: September 24, 2015, 04:37:15 AM »
Thanks again to the folks who gave me the pointers on glasses. I still might actually need them later on anyway but at the moment, not yet.

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The Flood / Re: You now are your avatar, how screwed are you?
« on: September 24, 2015, 03:46:06 AM »
"I can assure you I am not like any of those Spartans."

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 23, 2015, 02:26:59 PM »
I wonder why he didn't just drop them off at a shelter.
They'd just be euthanized anyway...

Gotta love people. "It's fine to kill a dog with a painful injection that just paralyzes them so they don't react to the pain", but it's a fucking atrocity to give them a quick, easy death via gunshot. What's the difference? One causes blood, the other doesn't. So yeah, it's fine to kill an animal in a painful way as long as it looks clean to us.

Or we could, I dunno, not fucking kill them.

Or how about actually making sure your critters don't reproduce in the first place if you don't have the capacity to take care of a litter or find a place for them to live.
Well, yeah. That's obviously the way to go if you're at that point, but at the point where you have seven puppies and no way to take care of them, what are your options? People love the whole "taking them to a shelter" idea because it's so nice and clean. When, in reality, it's far more hellish than ending their lives quickly.

Which I'm aware of. In which case I get off my fucking ass and find a decent home for the litter. I know that shelters put critters down after a period of time when they don't find an owner. So, I get out there and do it myself.

I had a litter of kittens this year from a stray cat that we couldn't catch in time to get fixed. 5 little buggers. Everybody in town here already has cats. And most farmers don't take good care of cats or dogs. But I found good places for them by looking out in the area.

The owner of those puppies was just taking a lazy ass shortcut option either way. Long story short, don't be fucking lazy. Get your fucking pets fixed. And if you have a litter of animals because you couldn't do that, then get off your fucking ass and do some legwork. Take some responsibility for yourself.

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 23, 2015, 02:12:13 PM »
I wonder why he didn't just drop them off at a shelter.
They'd just be euthanized anyway...

Gotta love people. "It's fine to kill a dog with a painful injection that just paralyzes them so they don't react to the pain", but it's a fucking atrocity to give them a quick, easy death via gunshot. What's the difference? One causes blood, the other doesn't. So yeah, it's fine to kill an animal in a painful way as long as it looks clean to us.

Or we could, I dunno, not fucking kill them.

Or how about actually making sure your critters don't reproduce in the first place if you don't have the capacity to take care of a litter or find a place for them to live.

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Slightly NSFW
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:25:03 PM »
Obviously a hobo is the better choice. At least being a hobo means you're free to go wherever you can run to so long as you're alive.

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The Flood / Re: How many TVs do you have in your house?
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:17:26 PM »
Juan.

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