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3931
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:51:31 AM »
-5 minutes of dialogue buildup to
"K let's fuck we're made for each other."
3932
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:48:27 AM »
Go to a doctor and ask them to prescribe you a stronger analgesic. Ibuprofen is pretty weak.
I'm on other various meds so I can't take anything heavy that might stand a chance of altering how all of those other drugs are working in my system. That being said, I did some thinking on my walk and I realized that I couldn't be prescribed anything. Ibuprofen is cheap over the counter stuff. But my current condition isn't verified. The optomotrist believes I've got Uvietis. But I need an eye specialist who has the equipment and knowledge to actually verify and pinpoint what's causing it. So, I guess until I can book an opening next year or it turns into a medical emergency, I'm pretty much fucked. Neat.
3933
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:09:45 AM »
Somebody suggested that to me tonight. Eye troubles that are only getting worse and a long wait time to book an opening with the right kind of doc to take a look at me.
Eyedrops do fuck all, ibuprofine doesn't even make a dent and the strongest sunglasses I could get a hold of still don't cut it.
Camnator might have been onto something, at this point.
3934
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:01:58 AM »
I wish I knew the science of what makes food make you feel so good.
It's dopamine. It get's released when you eat something nice, orgasm, or do cocaine, if I recall correctly.
Smiling does it as well.
3935
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:40:46 AM »
human
Now there's a name I remember. What brings you over here?
3936
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:49:08 PM »
It's actually sort of entertaining to imagine a what if scenario where everybody from this site actually manages to show up for a meeting of some kind. Tell you guys what, if I ever happen to win the lottery even though I don't play it, I'd see if I could buy a nice temperate island somewhere and personally buy your plane tickets to come on over.
Awkward party or no, as strange or sad as it is, whatever way you want to look at it, you're the only group of people I have left that I can find some small sense of connection to.
Would this island be it's own sovereign territory with its own laws or lack thereof?
It would be our nifty little clubhouse. With blackjack and hookers.
3937
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:45:06 PM »
I can now factually say, that yes, my eyes, zee goggles do nothing.
3938
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:43:54 PM »
You ain't getting no boring shit. I'll send your poutine in the mail.
3939
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:41:21 PM »
Looks like a smart dog.
3940
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:40:00 PM »
It's actually sort of entertaining to imagine a what if scenario where everybody from this site actually manages to show up for a meeting of some kind. Tell you guys what, if I ever happen to win the lottery even though I don't play it, I'd see if I could buy a nice temperate island somewhere and personally buy your plane tickets to come on over.
Awkward party or no, as strange or sad as it is, whatever way you want to look at it, you're the only group of people I have left that I can find some small sense of connection to.
3941
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:29:50 PM »
Gimme a hand here memory....... I called a 3 outta 10.
You're going soft on us Verb.
3942
« on: September 27, 2015, 02:06:26 PM »
Also. Rather than raise minimum wage, how about if companies stopped charging so fucking much for everything?
If you raise the minimum wage I'm sure most of you know that the prices on everything would go up to compensate and match. Fact is, companies like wide, wiiiiiiiide margins of profit. A part of their income is always lost in return for their services to produce things, naturally.
But what really fucks everybody over is the greed to make the widest return profit possible. It's insane. It actually is insanity to continually push and compulsively make so much money with a never ending drive. It all comes down to the simple question. When the fuck does it end? When is it enough?
Okay, obviously, companies need a return margin so they can stay afloat. But the prices they charge on things aren't neccessary. At all. And they could be lowered to a more feasible level, easily.
3943
« on: September 27, 2015, 01:56:53 PM »
Do any of you realize just how many human beings there are on this planet? Not everybody can work at Walmart then become a fucking scientist.
The job market is flooded with people as is and your grand solution is to say "well you're not supposed to live off these jobs." Why not? Who's going to work these jobs if everybody and their grandmother become computer scientists after working a minimum wage job for a few months?
You people are so detached from reality it's depressing. These jobs need better pay, because they're jobs we're SUPPOSED to respect. You shouldn't have the life quality of a Brazilian slum working minimum wage. It should pay decent enough for people to live a little. To be able to enjoy life.
It's easy for those of you fortunate enough to go to college and have parents and a house and stable income to say this because you've never struggled. You've never really starved or been desperate enough to constantly contemplate robbing and selling drugs because you either can't get a job, or if you do it's not enough money for shit. But then, of course, we have people who say "well I was poor and worked hard and yada yada". Not everybody's circumstances are the same. Some people can dig themselves out of that hole, most can't.
But go ahead and try to come up with whatever pathetic counter arguments you guys want to. There's no argument to be had. The status quo is fucked, the middle class that decent people have worked so hard for is slowly becoming peasantry again, and you guys are shilling for the people doing this. Fuck you. You fucking house slave.
I think that's the sanest thing I've ever heard from ya. Top shelf, 5 👌👌👌👌👌s
3944
« on: September 27, 2015, 01:52:36 PM »
If I'm able to crank that rickety motor for a head of mine I try to write stories. Which I'm trying to merge with 3D art.
And I compulsively help people to keep active and generally, just to help people.
3945
« on: September 27, 2015, 03:04:44 AM »
 I don't even know what the fuck goes on in this series but here.
3946
« on: September 27, 2015, 02:27:38 AM »
I actually can't really state how much I dislike empowerment groups. Because they never know when the fuck to quit. They all, at some point, end up power tripping over themselves and they never know when to shut the fuck up and be quiet.
That or they attract 90% of the sloggish lumps of rocks for people and just spiral downwards out of control in stupidity.
Thanks for linking me to essentially a meninism site Ele.
Thanks.
No really.
Thanks.
3947
« on: September 27, 2015, 02:13:51 AM »
Oh my christ the fucking puns. Now I know for sure that I can't take that pile of shit seriously.
3948
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:18:36 PM »
3949
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:16:42 PM »
3950
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:13:13 PM »
oh god i looked fucked
3951
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:08:26 PM »
This is important enough to post? Do you know what that tells us about you? You don't have much going on in your life.
But food is good 
There are a lot of good things in life, but the fact that you chose to give this so much attention is what gives it away.
Don't cramp his style man. It may not be exciting to you but consider that it's interesting to him.
What makes somebody cheerful doesn't have to be what makes you cheerful, does it? Sometimes it's the simple things that can be fun.
As I said, there are a lot of fun things in life, but he chose to share a good thing to him, for us who don't know him. It isn't personal to us, nor him. He made this thread because he wanted to talk about himself, and in the end he snuck in discussion value, so our responses are a plus to him, nothing he truly seeks.
Imagine that being you who made this thread. What would your goal be?
The usual goal I have whenever I tend to make a shitpost thread. Trying to spark something of value or interest in what's left of my head in the hopes that an engaging conversation happens and that I feel less alone in my respective unhappiness so that maybe I stand a chance of feeling like maybe somebody cares about me in some sense. At which point, I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. It's an indicator of how cheerful things are, obviously. But, at the same time, can you blame anybody for doing it when they exist in that state? I wouldn't. To me berating somebody in a state like that is like kicking them when they're down. But, fuck if I know. Maybe he just really fucking loves donuts. Hell if I could eat donuts of every kind all day with impunity I'm sure I would.
3952
« on: September 26, 2015, 11:27:07 AM »
This is important enough to post? Do you know what that tells us about you? You don't have much going on in your life.
But food is good
There are a lot of good things in life, but the fact that you chose to give this so much attention is what gives it away.
Don't cramp his style man. It may not be exciting to you but consider that it's interesting to him. What makes somebody cheerful doesn't have to be what makes you cheerful, does it? Sometimes it's the simple things that can be fun.
3953
« on: September 26, 2015, 11:19:40 AM »
Yeah. I can relate to that one at the moment.
3954
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:52:43 AM »
Safe training.
Don't break any body parts.
3955
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:06:26 AM »
 All the power and swag you'll ever need. Rolled up into one stylish five pound training weight and a 👌 paperweight. Beard not included.
3956
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:54:44 AM »
I'm not even that weeby tbh. i'll be the judge of that
ms. i-wanted-to-learn-japanese-for-the-sole-purpose-of-watching-anime-unsubbed
Literally no. I wanted to learn Japanese because it's an incredibly different language from a completely different cultural background. Ich spreche Deutsch statt, ja?
You have to be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster to post in this thread, Tru.
These hurt, you know
Now, how could that be? You're too short to hit.
3957
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:51:47 AM »
Hey, now I can say I browse dank memes here like a cool kid. Neat.
3958
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:50:27 AM »
like an asshole
I ain't got no choice in the matter. I may as well play along and act the part, no?
3959
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:13:42 AM »
Gee I feel like such a cool kid now.
Somebody get me a fedora.
3960
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:55:53 AM »
I wish I could've the insight of Sandtrap
You like being prone to being a garbled mess half the day?
I'll counter that with Naru's undying strong will
Not even the strongest will can withstand the weight of working at a mcdonalds.
Naru's obsession for the McDonalds food would say otherwise.
Okay so you'd be fat. At which point it wouldn't be your will that was losing the ability to support you, it'd be your legs. Your inner Jive would have a shitfit. Your inner Verb would probably make you want to off yourself cause you ate meat. Your inner Mr. P would have a heart attack to go along with other token dead body traits. And your inner Cheat would cry over a monetary loss because it should be you who owns the mcdonalds. And your inner me would probably sigh at having so many other personalities to contend with about being sad.
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