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3811
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:19:57 AM »
The guy at the shrine?
He's actually 'bad'
You'd kill him later anyway...
But no, theres no way you can, you mess up like that, you have to carry on.
Not quite. If you ask for a pardon from sir hugs a lot in the gaygoyle bell tower you can reset hostile NPCs.
3812
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:16:36 AM »
You have one of those big blades used for cross sectioning a pizza right? Use it as a guillotine
Haha no shit. The old inherited chinese cleaver. Now there's two of them.
There's the politician and her assistant.
The assistant is slandering the place with signs.
So is Canada going to declare war and not do anything again?
Well the current strain of scum in my restaurant is a conservative. The current party in political power are the liberals I believe. If anything, this is just a failed coup. It won't be long now before our glorious plastic haired prime minister descends from the heavens to smite all who oppose him.
3813
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:12:35 AM »
I got this one.
3814
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:10:26 AM »
You have one of those big blades used for cross sectioning a pizza right? Use it as a guillotine
Haha no shit. The old inherited chinese cleaver. Now there's two of them. There's the politician and her assistant. The assistant is slandering the place with signs.
3815
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:04:33 AM »
How should I dispose of it?
3816
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:57:21 AM »
I figuratively beat my head against a wall because no matter how much I try shit doesn't seem to budge.
3817
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:50:10 AM »
It depends on people. Some families have stronger bonds than others.
3818
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:25:48 AM »
I just skip the garbage and generally try not to insult people in the first place. No point.
3819
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:23:58 AM »
I see the new blood is getting rolled around in the drier.
Smell that drama train incoming, choo choo.
3820
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:16:50 AM »
Real original here.
Mrs Girlfriend
3821
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:23:50 AM »
I feel like this is the start of something very bad. If there was ever a legit time for Christians to go off on atheists, this is it.
There's a difference between an aethiest and an antithiest.
Plus, I imagine that anti-theists are hard to target as a group since they're both not wide spread, nor do they have convienient places of congregation.
3822
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:10:45 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.
*hugs Sandtrap*
Sandtrap X Jive Turkey
It's totally not homo because we're actually in a contest to see whose muscles can crush the other first.
I never said it was...
The "X" traditionally implies some sort of fling/thing. And in writing, X's are usually used in fan fiction tier lemons. Yee gods, me and jive are fanfiction tier. What have I done?
3823
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:06:25 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.
*hugs Sandtrap*
Sandtrap X Jive Turkey
It's totally not homo because we're actually in a contest to see whose muscles can crush the other first.
3824
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:03:05 AM »
Then do it, unlike the major of us losers here, you're attractive to women and have social skills.
Hey man you flatter me, but true love escapes even me
True love doesn't exist, sorry to burst your bubble of Disney movie indoctrination.
I'd say otherwise. You ever watch couples and people interact? It's more noticable in older couples. Some older couples, burn right out. They get fat and old and over time their personalities change. They don't sleep together and they end up being distant and impersonal. But, they stick together out of neccessity. And then sometimes, you see an old couple, who still has that sort of fire to them. The way they interact together, and everything to them, is what you could call, perfectly streamlined, almost. There's varying degress of love. So at the highest end of the scale, you could most likely call the strongest and enduring form of love, 'true love."
3825
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:53:32 AM »
Jokes on him. Atheism could technically be called a religion.
3826
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:46:04 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.
3827
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:05:39 PM »
Because it's usually another case of "you can't win no matter what you pick."
Be blunt and up front in person and it's weird. Even if it's a nice comment.
Say nothing and fuck all happens.
3828
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:57:54 AM »
Giving birth to someone.
Verb, technically that's killing somebody since as soon as you're born you start the long process of dying.
3829
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:19:14 AM »
Go to hell.
And take your cheap suit with you!
3830
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:54:18 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.
I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.
Ick.
3831
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:51:17 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.
I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.
3832
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:42:39 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
3833
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »
Bungie.Net officially shot the last of it's oldfag members in the back.
If you don't have a registered Destiny account you can't post on their forums.
3834
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:12:47 PM »
Well, if nobody ran my decrepit ass offsite when I showed up again, why should they run you off site? I think you should stay Charles.
We're a jolly band of outcasts at this point. Come on in and enjoy the party.
3835
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:54:33 PM »
Funny. This pretty much sums up the oldfomans at this point, I think. Guess I picked a good day for it.
3836
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
Holy shit I think that seals the deal. God damn dude. That place was an open coffin before but now they just up and dropped a sack of anvils over the lid and buried it.
3837
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:36:12 PM »
NO FUCKING WAY.
THEY DIDN'T.
3838
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:31:17 PM »
Tops. And now I see a fuck ton of names I don't recognize all across the forum and apparently Charlie dug himself out of his grave.
The fuck did I miss here?
3839
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
I'd be surprised if you're young.
You seem to be mid-oldfag level.
Late 20's, maybe close to your 30's.
3840
« on: September 30, 2015, 01:29:41 PM »
Quality community guaranteed.
"In order to ensure that the end-users who are accessing the public forums on Bungie.net have a greater interest in the quality of the conversation, we’re going to require that each account be linked to a Guardian with some player history. At current, that includes more than 99% of our active community."
Bungie is just continuously stabbing the decaying corpse of what once used to be my all time favorite game developer hosting the great and fun forum I met my girlfriend on.
G fucking G.
I eagerly await each new update to see how far down they can drag the coffin.
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