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Gaming / Re: Accidentally hit a friendly human in dark souls
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:19:57 AM »
The guy at the shrine?

He's actually 'bad'

You'd kill him later anyway...

But no, theres no way you can, you mess up like that, you have to carry on.

Not quite. If you ask for a pardon from sir hugs a lot in the gaygoyle bell tower you can reset hostile NPCs.

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The Flood / Re: There's political scum in my restaurant
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:16:36 AM »
You have one of those big blades used for cross sectioning a pizza right? Use it as a guillotine

Haha no shit. The old inherited chinese cleaver. Now there's two of them.

There's the politician and her assistant.

The assistant is slandering the place with signs.

So is Canada going to declare war and not do anything again?

Well the current strain of scum in my restaurant is a conservative.

The current party in political power are the liberals I believe.

If anything, this is just a failed coup. It won't be long now before our glorious plastic haired prime minister descends from the heavens to smite all who oppose him.

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The Flood / Re: You now have to fight your avatar.
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:12:35 AM »
I got this one.

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The Flood / Re: There's political scum in my restaurant
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:10:26 AM »
You have one of those big blades used for cross sectioning a pizza right? Use it as a guillotine

Haha no shit. The old inherited chinese cleaver. Now there's two of them.

There's the politician and her assistant.

The assistant is slandering the place with signs.

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The Flood / There's political scum in my restaurant
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:04:33 AM »
How should I dispose of it?

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Deal With Your Inadequency Issues?
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:57:21 AM »
I figuratively beat my head against a wall because no matter how much I try shit doesn't seem to budge.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people so obsessed with their parents?
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:50:10 AM »
It depends on people. Some families have stronger bonds than others.

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The Flood / Re: Do you use bad insults?
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:25:48 AM »
I just skip the garbage and generally try not to insult people in the first place. No point.

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Serious / Re: Defending Donald Trump
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:23:58 AM »
I see the new blood is getting rolled around in the drier.

Smell that drama train incoming, choo choo.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:16:50 AM »
Real original here.

Mrs Girlfriend

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit. The School Shooter was a 4chan antitheist
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:23:50 AM »
I feel like this is the start of something very bad. If there was ever a legit time for Christians to go off on atheists, this is it.

There's a difference between an aethiest and an antithiest.

Plus, I imagine that anti-theists are hard to target as a group since they're both not wide spread, nor do they have convienient places of congregation.

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:10:45 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.
*hugs Sandtrap*
Sandtrap X Jive Turkey

It's totally not homo because we're actually in a contest to see whose muscles can crush the other first.
I never said it was... ;D

The "X" traditionally implies some sort of fling/thing.

And in writing, X's are usually used in fan fiction tier lemons.

Yee gods, me and jive are fanfiction tier. What have I done?

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:06:25 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.
*hugs Sandtrap*
Sandtrap X Jive Turkey

It's totally not homo because we're actually in a contest to see whose muscles can crush the other first.

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:03:05 AM »
Then do it, unlike the major of us losers here, you're attractive to women and have social skills.
Hey man you flatter me, but true love escapes even me  :'(
True love doesn't exist, sorry to burst your bubble of Disney movie indoctrination.

I'd say otherwise. You ever watch couples and people interact? It's more noticable in older couples. Some older couples, burn right out. They get fat and old and over time their personalities change. They don't sleep together and they end up being distant and impersonal. But, they stick together out of neccessity.

And then sometimes, you see an old couple, who still has that sort of fire to them. The way they interact together, and everything to them, is what you could call, perfectly streamlined, almost.

There's varying degress of love. So at the highest end of the scale, you could most likely call the strongest and enduring form of love, 'true love."


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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit. The School Shooter was a 4chan antitheist
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:53:32 AM »
Jokes on him. Atheism could technically be called a religion.

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:46:04 AM »
I too, need somebody to cuddle.

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The Flood / Re: How come people can't just talk to their crushes?
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:05:39 PM »
Because it's usually another case of "you can't win no matter what you pick."

Be blunt and up front in person and it's weird. Even if it's a nice comment.

Say nothing and fuck all happens.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil thing you can think of
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:57:54 AM »
Giving birth to someone.

Verb, technically that's killing somebody since as soon as you're born you start the long process of dying.

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The Flood / Re: Hi everyone
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:19:14 AM »
Go to hell.

And take your cheap suit with you!

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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:54:18 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.


I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.



I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.

Ick.


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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:51:17 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.


I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.



I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.

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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:42:39 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.

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The Flood / Re: woah
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »
Bungie.Net officially shot the last of it's oldfag members in the back.

If you don't have a registered Destiny account you can't post on their forums.

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The Flood / Re: Should I stay or go?
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:12:47 PM »
Well, if nobody ran my decrepit ass offsite when I showed up again, why should they run you off site? I think you should stay Charles.

We're a jolly band of outcasts at this point. Come on in and enjoy the party.

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm gone for what, three hours?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:54:33 PM »


Funny. This pretty much sums up the oldfomans at this point, I think. Guess I picked a good day for it.

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm gone for what, three hours?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
Holy shit I think that seals the deal. God damn dude. That place was an open coffin before but now they just up and dropped a sack of anvils over the lid and buried it.

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm gone for what, three hours?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:36:12 PM »
NO FUCKING WAY.

THEY DIDN'T.

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The Flood / Okay, so I'm gone for what, three hours?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:31:17 PM »
Tops. And now I see a fuck ton of names I don't recognize all across the forum and apparently Charlie dug himself out of his grave.

The fuck did I miss here?

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The Flood / Re: How old do you think I am?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
I'd be surprised if you're young.

You seem to be mid-oldfag level.

Late 20's, maybe close to your 30's.

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Quality community guaranteed.

"In order to ensure that the end-users who are accessing the public forums on Bungie.net have a greater interest in the quality of the conversation, we’re going to require that each account be linked to a Guardian with some player history. At current, that includes more than 99% of our active community."

Bungie is just continuously stabbing the decaying corpse of what once used to be my all time favorite game developer hosting the great and fun forum I met my girlfriend on.

G fucking G.

I eagerly await each new update to see how far down they can drag the coffin.

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