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The Flood / Re: Did Forrest Gump have AIDS?
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:15:41 PM »
Charles. You get an answer back yet? We're all dying to know.

3632
The Flood / Re: Would you rather
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:13:43 PM »
Fair question. I went bald for a bit and I don't use my dick for anything.

Being bald fucking sucks when you live in a cold environment. May as well go with 8 inches of fucking useless.

3633
Favorite Subject?

Do you like music? (if so please tell favorite songs, artists, etc)

Have you ever been outside Canada?

Ever flown?

Greatest fear?

Couldn't say for sure about the subject. Two strongest ones are probably the human brain and physics.

Yeah, I go for music. I don't have favorites in particular I just tend to rotate as I go along. Been listening to a lot of UNKLE and Sigur Ros lately.

Nope.

Yep.

Don't know if I have one. The closest I could think of is probably ending up completely on my own. I'm isolationist, but not that far.

3634
Are you going to die, and if so, how long do you think you have left?

Yep. If not from old age, the doctors I consulted numerous times gave me an estimate taking into account all my various conditions. Roughly 20 years or so. 30-40 if I'm extremely lucky. Me personally? I dunno. It all depends on what might get me. You want a consistent number with no basis out of my head?

15 years.

20+ years isn't so bad, right? I was expecting a lot worse.

You might say that you won't get a full life, but nobody does. You, or me, could be dead tomorrow.

Which I'm aware of every day. I don't like having any sort of hint that I actually now have a set clock that's counting down to when I'll drop. If I was going to drop, I'd prefer to not know when and where it was coming.

I can look on the bright side though. I might never reach that finish line. Something else might get me sooner.

We all have a clock that's counting down to the end. We just don't know what the timer is. But, ignorance is bliss, as they say.

I fucking hate alarm clocks.

3635
The Flood / Re: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:17:55 PM »
I dunno if it was the worst. But hell if I remember it all at this point anyway. But I know that it makes me feel the worst. Last year, when the docs gave me the cheery announcement about my poor odds of survival if I did nothing and the poor odds I had of taking chemo well with my current body strain, I went quiet for a few weeks.

Spoiler
I made a list of people I knew, and I made an effort to track them down to apologize for the hard times I may have given them when I was younger. Long story short, I remembered this one kid, who was a total asshole. Not somebody I wanted to apologize to, but since I was thinking off childhood acquaintences, I thought about him.

So, I tracked him down too. My original plan was to have a talk with him.

And after all those years, when I saw his face, and how much he hadn't changed, how much of an arrogant slimeball of a human being he was that showed on his expression, I did none of that. I guess that was where I broke.

He came walking up, and out of nowhere I grabbed his head and smashed it down hard against the side of my truck. I didn't even let him get up before I started kicking the shit out of him.

After that, I calmly explained why. And I told him if I ever saw him again, I'd do it again. I'm not one for violence. And I regreted it afterwards for days. Despite the fact that this guy was truly an asshole, I played the thing over in my head for days. It scared me how easy it was to do it. It's made me exceptionally cautious of my temper since then.

you're a pretty big guy



I was, actually. That just makes me feel worse. He was at least a foot shorter than me. If I was able to throw him around that much in such an unhealthy state I'd prefer not to imagine what I could do to him now.

3636
The Flood / Re: Pretty =/= Good Sex
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:13:13 PM »
Daily reminder that a healthy intake of salt is reccomended.

3637
The Flood / Re: October 3rd
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:04:44 PM »
Why the fuck is this movie so popular?

A random shot in the dark with no baseline experience behind it?

It's probably the sum of white trash white chicks whose dialouge consists of 90% of the words "like" and "omg."

The majority of white trash everywhere watch it, to come out of the movie with a feeling of euphoria like no other.

"Like omg that movie sums me up so well! like, omg."
I don't know if you're joking or not but mean girls is actually a great movie, you don't need to be white trash to enjoy it, the dialouge you refer to is completely satire

Like I said. Taking a shot in the dark.

I never claimed that accuracy would find its mark.
oh yeah I skimmed over that, my bad son.

Four lines of text. You had to skim over four lines. Why.
naturally that's I how I read everyone's posts here. I skim the first couple lines, I concentrate a little more when I'm on  the middle and then I skim the last few lines

McMurder yourself

3638
The Flood / Re: October 3rd
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:01:08 PM »
Why the fuck is this movie so popular?

A random shot in the dark with no baseline experience behind it?

It's probably the sum of white trash white chicks whose dialouge consists of 90% of the words "like" and "omg."

The majority of white trash everywhere watch it, to come out of the movie with a feeling of euphoria like no other.

"Like omg that movie sums me up so well! like, omg."
I don't know if you're joking or not but mean girls is actually a great movie, you don't need to be white trash to enjoy it, the dialouge you refer to is completely satire

Like I said. Taking a shot in the dark.

I never claimed that accuracy would find its mark.
oh yeah I skimmed over that, my bad son.

Four lines of text. You had to skim over four lines. Why.

3639
Are you going to die, and if so, how long do you think you have left?

Yep. If not from old age, the doctors I consulted numerous times gave me an estimate taking into account all my various conditions. Roughly 20 years or so. 30-40 if I'm extremely lucky. Me personally? I dunno. It all depends on what might get me. You want a consistent number with no basis out of my head?

15 years.

20+ years isn't so bad, right? I was expecting a lot worse.

You might say that you won't get a full life, but nobody does. You, or me, could be dead tomorrow.

Which I'm aware of every day. I don't like having any sort of hint that I actually now have a set clock that's counting down to when I'll drop. If I was going to drop, I'd prefer to not know when and where it was coming.

I can look on the bright side though. I might never reach that finish line. Something else might get me sooner.

3640
You lost me.
It's hard for me to put myself out of the loop when I'm in it.

If there are any points that are unclear that you'd want me to clarify, then you'll simply have to point them out.

The entire thing seems abstract as fuck. I feel like a complex and unorthadox line of thought led to that summary. By the time I get halfway through I've already forgotten the starting points.
Yeah, I should really get down to Earth with my replies more.

That might help a bit. Although that's just me. I'm not exactly the best at putting things together these days. Takes a little bit of time to collect all my marbles, I think.
The blame is on me, trust me.

I'll blame it on you then, akon.

3641
The Flood / Re: October 3rd
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:55:21 PM »
Why the fuck is this movie so popular?

A random shot in the dark with no baseline experience behind it?

It's probably the sum of white trash white chicks whose dialouge consists of 90% of the words "like" and "omg."

The majority of white trash everywhere watch it, to come out of the movie with a feeling of euphoria like no other.

"Like omg that movie sums me up so well! like, omg."
I don't know if you're joking or not but mean girls is actually a great movie, you don't need to be white trash to enjoy it, the dialouge you refer to is completely satire

Like I said. Taking a shot in the dark.

I never claimed that accuracy would find its mark.

3642
You lost me.
It's hard for me to put myself out of the loop when I'm in it.

If there are any points that are unclear that you'd want me to clarify, then you'll simply have to point them out.

The entire thing seems abstract as fuck. I feel like a complex and unorthadox line of thought led to that summary. By the time I get halfway through I've already forgotten the starting points.
Yeah, I should really get down to Earth with my replies more.

That might help a bit. Although that's just me. I'm not exactly the best at putting things together these days. Takes a little bit of time to collect all my marbles, I think.

3643
The Flood / Re: October 3rd
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:51:00 PM »
Why the fuck is this movie so popular?

A random shot in the dark with no baseline experience behind it?

It's probably the sum of white trash white chicks whose dialouge consists of 90% of the words "like" and "omg."

The majority of white trash everywhere watch it, to come out of the movie with a feeling of euphoria like no other.

"Like omg that movie sums me up so well! like, omg."

3644
You lost me.
It's hard for me to put myself out of the loop when I'm in it.

If there are any points that are unclear that you'd want me to clarify, then you'll simply have to point them out.

The entire thing seems abstract as fuck. I feel like a complex and unorthadox line of thought led to that summary. By the time I get halfway through I've already forgotten the starting points.

3645
What do you want me to ask you?

Not boring questions. I can't give you a solid answer to that because I don't have something specific on mind that I'd like people to ask me. I just feel like talking. I merely hope that somebody will show up here and ask something in an interesting category that sparks something in my noggin.

Read anything interesting lately?

I have very little time to read. That or I just don't prefer to make time for it out of all the other things that I can do.

I got about 30 pages into a book on the history and know how of the internet about two weeks ago before it ended up on the dust pile of books that I'd like read but likely will never finish.

3646
You lost me.

3647
The Flood / Re: Did Forrest Gump have AIDS?
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:24:39 PM »
Why ask us?

Who else am I gonna ask? Robert Zemeckis?

Yes. Go find his twitter account.

https://twitter.com/robertlzemeckis

There. I saved you some time. Make sure you screencap that shit if you get a reply. Do it in the name of the sep7agon.

3648
The Flood / Re: Did Forrest Gump have AIDS?
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:18:40 PM »
Why ask us?

3649
What do you want me to ask you?

Not boring questions. I can't give you a solid answer to that because I don't have something specific on mind that I'd like people to ask me. I just feel like talking. I merely hope that somebody will show up here and ask something in an interesting category that sparks something in my noggin.

3650
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

Ok....

Remember. I think you changed your name. So I don't recognize you or know who you are right now. If I have an older name in memory that belonged to you, then, that might be a different case.

Well that's fine.

Don't care to know if I had inclination towards you previously? I seriously don't know who the hell I'm talking to right now.

My original username back on Bnet was smiths01 (it was linked to my gamertag).

But I made this thread on there saying if I should change my username, and SecondClass just told me put something with "Class" in it, and you will earn 10+ popularity points. I knew he was lying and I laughed. I went with it and came up with RadicalClass32.

I might actually remember the smith's name. It rings a bell. But I know I never got to know you well in any capacity. I take it you're a relatively new arrival here then?

Yes.

Well then, welcome to the site! Don't let all the salty people bring you down. Most here are relatively easy going, even if they're telling you to kill yourself.

Thanks.

But no one does what you just described to me really.

The wonders of being new blood, I see. Oh they will, in due time.

You should probably just kill yourself right now to save yourself the trouble.

3651
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

Ok....

Remember. I think you changed your name. So I don't recognize you or know who you are right now. If I have an older name in memory that belonged to you, then, that might be a different case.

Well that's fine.

Don't care to know if I had inclination towards you previously? I seriously don't know who the hell I'm talking to right now.

My original username back on Bnet was smiths01 (it was linked to my gamertag).

But I made this thread on there saying if I should change my username, and SecondClass just told me put something with "Class" in it, and you will earn 10+ popularity points. I knew he was lying and I laughed. I went with it and came up with RadicalClass32.

I might actually remember the smith's name. It rings a bell. But I know I never got to know you well in any capacity. I take it you're a relatively new arrival here then?

Yes.

Well then, welcome to the site! Don't let all the salty people bring you down. Most here are relatively easy going, even if they're telling you to kill yourself.


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The Flood / Re: Movies today are shit
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:08:21 PM »
Don't insult me Charles. I'll have you know that the various stories I scribble together in my spare time are not sloppily done bundles of shit writing.

Blame the masses for eating up the bullshit.

3653
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

Ok....

Remember. I think you changed your name. So I don't recognize you or know who you are right now. If I have an older name in memory that belonged to you, then, that might be a different case.

Well that's fine.

Don't care to know if I had inclination towards you previously? I seriously don't know who the hell I'm talking to right now.

My original username back on Bnet was smiths01 (it was linked to my gamertag).

But I made this thread on there saying if I should change my username, and SecondClass just told me put something with "Class" in it, and you will earn 10+ popularity points. I knew he was lying and I laughed. I went with it and came up with RadicalClass32.

I might actually remember the smith's name. It rings a bell. But I know I never got to know you well in any capacity. I take it you're a relatively new arrival here then?

3654
The Flood / Re: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:03:12 PM »
I keep making threads with full knowledge that some of you get tace raped by your uncle when I do...

What made you decide to come back here after so long?

3655
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

Ok....

Remember. I think you changed your name. So I don't recognize you or know who you are right now. If I have an older name in memory that belonged to you, then, that might be a different case.

Well that's fine.

Don't care to know if I had inclination towards you previously? I seriously don't know who the hell I'm talking to right now.

3656
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

Ok....

Remember. I think you changed your name. So I don't recognize you or know who you are right now. If I have an older name in memory that belonged to you, then, that might be a different case.

3657
If you could punch one person I the face without any repercussions who would it be and why?

If there weren't any repurcussions I wouldn't do it.  A repercusstion to punching somebody is that you hurt them. Take that away and you don't technically hurt them either. If I was going to hurt somebody I'd make it my damndest to.

Plus, it's the repurcussion that seals the deal. It's like a statement. "I'm not technically supposed to do this, but because you're such an asshole, the rules don't protect you from me."

If I really, really, was forced to pick somebody though. Probably the Prime Minister of Canada, Steven Harper.

3658
*Asks in a sad and lonely way*

Am I your friend?

I don't even know who you are. I think you changed your name a while back which is why I don't recognize you.

But no, you're not my friend. I know nothing of you personally, I have no personal interaction with you in any way, and as far as I know, you've never given me anything of any kind.

But look on the bright side. I'm talking to you. You're an acquaintence to me which means that I don't dislike you and I'll always generally be an open book towards you.

3659
I'm allergic to mosquito bites.
How do you feel about mosquitoes?

Of all the things that had to exist, it had to be them.
I know right.

What's your favorite sport/sport team?

I couldn't say. I really don't care to invest myself in those areas at all.

3660
I'm allergic to mosquito bites.
How do you feel about mosquitoes?

Of all the things that had to exist, it had to be them.

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