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The Flood / Re: RIP Camnator
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:19:48 PM »
>2015
>still posting about camnator

I was going to post something snarky about you but then I couldn't help but wonder, why is that you've got such a jaded reputation among people here?
Because people are assholes.

But you're an asshole though.......

Spoiler
Zing

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I kid. If memory serves I think folks are butt flustered because of political views.

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The Flood / Re: Space Marine VS Spartan
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:17:46 PM »
A Space Marine would win, no contest. They're pretty much like a Spartan but a hundred times better in every aspect.

For example, Space Marine augmentations -

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine

Your puny little Spartans are fucked. They're on the right course to becoming Space Marines, but not there yet.

I can look on the bright side of things at least.

Halo still asstomps anything in the MEverse.

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The Flood / Re: RIP Camnator
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:16:27 PM »
>2015
>still posting about camnator

I was going to post something snarky about you but then I couldn't help but wonder, why is that you've got such a jaded reputation among people here?

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:15:08 PM »
you should probably delete those images, I mean you posted picture of her kid on some backwater forum.
Did it go through? Can't tell on Tapatalk

Yep.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:13:35 PM »
She's easily 20, you dolts.

Since when do you go for oldfags?

There's fresh meat right there on the left.
If you drink coffee right as it comes out of the dipper then you are going to burn your mouth.

Girls have to be at least four to be enjoyable.

That baby is at least over four pounds. There's your greenlight.

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The Flood / Re: Space Marine VS Spartan
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:10:51 PM »
Marine can't defeat didact.
Marines fight Psykers far worse than anything the Didact has at his disposal regularly.
The tyranids make the flood look cute.
The most advanced forerunner weaponry is infantile compared to Eldar guns.

The didact can do what exactly?
Use the force?
Talk menacingly?

Oh no, whatever will the space marines do against such a horrific foe.

Dildact has adaptive armour. If it doesn't kill him his armour modifies itself to adapt to anything thrown at him. And he's apparently not easy to kill.

It's gravity manipulation actually, which can be a real bitch when turned up to 11.

Dildact can actually afford to give speeches since he's so casually consistent about not giving a fuck in combat.
I'm reasonably certain one of the following would be enough on it's own, but in conjunction would be GG no re.
Lascannon, Plasma cannon, Heavy Bolter, Multi-Melta (This especially, that sucker will turn the heaviest tank into a pool of molten metal in seconds) or just the plain old Godwyn Bolter would probably do the trick.

It's reasonably similar to some of the shit farseers pull with the warp, but without the chance for daemons to come skreeing out of thin air in the process. There is a nice little intro cinematic to DOW:II that shows what happened to the farseer anyway e.e

The other thing that the marines are good at is just pulping someone who stands their talking rather than fighting >_>
See the entire campaign of every dawn of war game ever. lol

I'm not too versed on Overpowered: The Series.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:08:57 PM »
She's easily 20, you dolts.

Since when do you go for oldfags?

There's fresh meat right there on the left.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:08:17 PM »
you should probably delete those images, I mean you posted picture of her kid on some backwater forum.

Rather poor argument considering the fact that she posted that to a literal random stranger over some sort of dating/sexting/texting whatever kind of site.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:06:54 PM »
Somebody needs to do a face swap of those two.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:59:20 PM »
Okay so we're off to a good start. You send her a picture of your legs and dick and she's got a picture of a baby.

Mother of the year coming right up.
Im not sure if I wanna message her. Might get arrested.

She's max like 15 right?

She's not old, obviously.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:56:55 PM »
Okay so we're off to a good start. You send her a picture of your legs and dick and she's got a picture of a baby.

Mother of the year coming right up.

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The Flood / Re: RIP Camnator
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:54:29 PM »
His conversations were TELEGRAPHED AS FUCK.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:53:28 PM »
Why need a 8 inch penis a 3-6 inch does just the right job.
XSEAN confirmed for 3 inch dick

3-6.

That means some days its moody.

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Serious / Re: Simple Question Sunday: Does might make right?
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »
It really all depends on what you do with your respective might to get things done. There's so many variables and situations that all have different outcomes based off that simple question alone when applied to anything.

Based off our history as a species I'd say that we abused "might makes right" and did a piss poor job of upholding the "right" part of it.

I only say no to the question because of our terrible tendency to abuse the ability to do something above others when others can't they can't hope to compete or compare.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:47:31 PM »


Here. That should set the mood. Fuckin' candles, nice bathroom, leg muscles, and shorts.


Jive's going to be happy. Spreading his gains to wider horizons.
For the record I'm not actually going to e-bang these women. Just curious to see what kind of people on Rock band 2 are asking me for my kik

I'd be amazed if you get somebody who doesn't look like a crack whore white trash bundle of cellulite.

Taking all bets folks.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:44:53 PM »


Here. That should set the mood. Fuckin' candles, nice bathroom, leg muscles, and shorts.


Jive's going to be happy. Spreading his gains to wider horizons.

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Serious / Re: Simple Question Sunday: Does might make right?
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:43:52 PM »
I support Bernie because he's the lesser of two evils. He's far from the perfect candidate.

As if who's president even matters, anyway.
Oh, so all your incessant, ideological and childish shillery is just a big ruse and you don't even like him that much and find him irrelevant?

Good to know.



Buy this fucking doll you capitalist shill.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:40:50 PM »


Here. That should set the mood. Fuckin' candles, nice bathroom, leg muscles, and shorts.

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The Flood / Re: Choose my name
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:38:48 PM »
I'm not taking anymore suggestions damnit

I'm going to murder you if you don't pick Pippy Longstocking.

I don't even know how I remembered that show and now I feel clever.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:37:25 PM »
Someone find me a sexy baiting pic

Steal some of Jive's. I don't think he'll mind.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:36:52 PM »
who the fuck plays rock band 2 in the year two thousand and fifteen

Time traveling archeologists.

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The Flood / Re: Choose my name
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:34:38 PM »
Pippy Longstocking.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:33:59 PM »
Be aware that you're also walking into the very definition of a trap filled with fat chicks.

That's his kink

I'm not one to judge, then.

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The Flood / Re: Space Marine VS Spartan
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:32:25 PM »
Marine can't defeat didact.
Marines fight Psykers far worse than anything the Didact has at his disposal regularly.
The tyranids make the flood look cute.
The most advanced forerunner weaponry is infantile compared to Eldar guns.

The didact can do what exactly?
Use the force?
Talk menacingly?

Oh no, whatever will the space marines do against such a horrific foe.

Dildact has adaptive armour. If it doesn't kill him his armour modifies itself to adapt to anything thrown at him. And he's apparently not easy to kill.

It's gravity manipulation actually, which can be a real bitch when turned up to 11.

Dildact can actually afford to give speeches since he's so casually consistent about not giving a fuck in combat.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:27:40 PM »
I'm think my pickup line will be "Can I Rock your world?"

Yeah that's gonna go over well.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:25:57 PM »
Okay here's the plan. Steal one of Jive's muscle selfies and use it for whatever the fuck your kik account is. Take the bait and if they're fat chicks just abort the mission.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »
Be aware that you're also walking into the very definition of a trap filled with fat chicks.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:23:29 PM »
Internet flings never go well.
Yeah but I want to have an e-threesome

e-threesome

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:21:15 PM »
Internet flings never go well. Do what you feel like.

Just know that it most likely won't end in anything special. You might see tits or something. But if you really want to see tits just go watch porn or something.

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The Flood / Re: I have a problem
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:17:15 PM »
Sounds like something eye related. If it's key pads on a phone they're usually quite small. Your eyes might be straining to focus harder on the keys the faster you move.

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