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The Flood / Re: Has anyone here worked at Amazon or somewhere similar?
« on: October 05, 2015, 01:03:34 PM »
Take the box and score it across the field goal. You need to have a strong throwing arm.

It's also best if you come into work every day as a roid rage monster and take out all your frustrations on the boxes and packages, so that you can smash and crush every one of them as tightly as possible into the bomber airplane for delivery.

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The Flood / Re: CAUSE THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE
« on: October 05, 2015, 12:58:17 PM »
I SEE YOU BABY

SHAKIN' THAT ASS

SHAKIN' THAT ASS

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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 05, 2015, 12:42:27 PM »
It'd be nice if I could find somebody to give my affection into. Be nice if I could have it returned as well.

I keep looking. But, I've not found them. Not even close. I seem to on my own. I can't change what's out of my hands.
What I've learned after reading endless foreveralone posts on bodybuilding forums is that no matter how ugly/short/fat/thin/retarded/smelly somebody is, there will always be a niche of women that are into that. Two words man, dating sites. Don't let Romans bad experiences deter you from it lol

Plus you're a big strong dude with a knack for writing, dating sites open you up an entire world of women that are totally into that

Eh. You don't think I've used my eyes or my head on this nifty little problem by now? I'm probably the closest damn thing you could get to walking the middleground. I keep in shape but I live roughly old fashioned. I keep my head updated on current things and studies in the world, but I live quietly.

If I were to find somebody, they'd have to be able to keep up with me. Not afraid to get their hands dirty. But they couldn't be dumber than a sack of hammers either. I want somebody who can challenge my head and perceptions.

I'm literally asking for the impossible here by being such a strange middleground walker.


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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:53:13 PM »
It'd be nice if I could find somebody to give my affection into. Be nice if I could have it returned as well.

I keep looking. But, I've not found them. Not even close. I seem to be on my own. I can't change what's out of my hands.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Users that your parents would hate
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:23:22 PM »
Alas, my edit was not fast enough.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Users that your parents would hate
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:21:28 PM »
I can't really fit that together anyway. Hating me based on the fact that I want people to stop having kids?...

Disagreeing with me? Sure.
Hating me? I don't know, I'd like to think most grown adults would be more mature than that.

I never said hate.

But you know how people tend to be right? People can't stop talking about the fellow who stands out like a sore thumb. And that applies big time to belief systems.

Back the truck up here I went retarded. Thought you were talking to my post. Point still stands though.

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The Flood / Re: Users your parents would love
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:15:00 PM »
I remember talking to somebody in Vien's family tree.

Apparently to them I was mildly likable.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Users that your parents would hate
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:13:27 PM »
I doubt anybody's parents here would be too overly fond of ya. If we're taking backgrounds into account here. If anti-natalism got thrown into the mix you could kiss your fuckin' ass goodbye.
People don't normally discuss hard philosophy with people they've just casually met anyway.

Naturally. But I'd guess that a fair portion of people here wouldn't let that go un-talked about.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Users that your parents would hate
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:09:25 PM »
I'd also like to add that I tend to be extremely popular with parents.

Perks of being straight-edge.

I doubt anybody's parents here would be too overly fond of ya. If we're taking backgrounds into account here. If anti-natalism got thrown into the mix you could kiss your fuckin' ass goodbye.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Users that your parents would hate
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:00:16 PM »
I'm sure they'd be puzzled as to why I spend my time here with any of you folks.

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The Flood / Re: The Four Temperaments
« on: October 04, 2015, 08:22:13 PM »
Did you really have to use eye gouging colours?

Jesus christ even under sunglasses that hurts.

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The Flood / Re: The Forerunner Ecumene vs Imperium of Man
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:45:52 PM »
The Forerunner Ecumene at its height would destroy the Imperium of Man.

The Forerunner Ecumene at its peak against the IoM at its peak plus the Emperor would be a closer fight.
>The Emperor
>Close fight
nice joke
NIGGA IS THAT HERESY IM READIN HERE?!
To do a camnator, the only heretic here is yourself.

Doubting the Emperor cannot singlehandedly grape the entire forerunner species out of existence is almost cute in it's naive heresy.



Not understanding the raw power and might of stupid sexy didact.

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Gaming / Re: Halo universe vs Mass Effect universe
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:43:38 PM »
Mass Effect gets the Reapers though

Reapers don't even have enough strength to properly contend with fucking UNSC starships. the UNSC would start to lose at that level since Reapers have the advantage of range and mobility, which is primarily why the UNSC got fucked so hard in space battles with the Covenant.

But the Reapers would take heavy hits. Anybody else who came along at that point could clock their shit.

Take the Forerunner Keyship from the middle of High Charity and the deed would be solo'd.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your Waifu?
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:40:19 PM »
<

And Vegeta.

Not picking TeamFourStar's adaptation of Vegeta.

Your waifu a shit.
I like Vegeta, almost all of his versions, you dolt.

>Not picking the only Vegeta that matters, you block head.
bitch you're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger

Neat!

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The Flood / Re: Who's your Waifu?
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:37:58 PM »
<

And Vegeta.

Not picking TeamFourStar's adaptation of Vegeta.

Your waifu a shit.
I like Vegeta, almost all of his versions, you dolt.

>Not picking the only Vegeta that matters, you block head.

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The Flood / Re: Your Ethnic Composition?
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:37:06 PM »
Mum's working on the family tree in her spare time.

Mostly composed of Norwegian.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your Waifu?
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:35:34 PM »
<

And Vegeta.

Not picking TeamFourStar's adaptation of Vegeta.

Your waifu a shit.

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The Flood / Re: The Forerunner Ecumene vs Imperium of Man
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:30:11 PM »


Didact's buns solo.

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The Flood / Re: What's the name for those guys that obsess over anime...
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:24:02 PM »
Otaku, if my japanese is on point.

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The Flood / Re: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:23:23 PM »


ABORT THE MISSION CLASS YOU FUCKED UP.

FUBAR.

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The Flood / Re: So I met these girls on Rock band 2
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:19:21 PM »
Internet flings never go well.

That's not really true. They can work if both people really want it to.

I know a dude who's been happy with his girlfriend he met online for a few years now and Flee here is another example of an internet relationship that worked out well.

I don't account for rare cases. Rare cases aren't things that you bet solid money on. Thinking that you're somehow going to be a lucky snowflake and get that 1 in a million chance is stupid and setting yourself up for failure.

If you do get that 1 in a million, then by all means, count your luck and be as happy as you can.

But never bet on it.

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The Flood / Re: Space Marine VS Spartan
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:54:28 PM »
A Space Marine would win, no contest. They're pretty much like a Spartan but a hundred times better in every aspect.

For example, Space Marine augmentations -

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine

Your puny little Spartans are fucked. They're on the right course to becoming Space Marines, but not there yet.

I can look on the bright side of things at least.

Halo still asstomps anything in the MEverse.

The Reapers would ROFLstomp Halo


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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:40:27 PM »


JUDGEMENT HAS BEEN DELIVERED.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:38:53 PM »
What ave you done. You've summoned him and an 8 page long argument about why game mods are bad.
Who is "him"?

Modders do not speak of his name. He will arrive when the time of judgement is at hand.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:36:14 PM »
What ave you done. You've summoned him and an 8 page long argument about why game mods are bad.


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The Flood / Re: Left B.net
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:33:35 PM »
You should have left years ago after their first fuck up.

*wags finger*
I feel bad that I didn't. But I still enjoyed the slight immaturity of the forums.
It was nice to have a place to shitpost from time to time

Says the person who has a picture of a cum toothpaste guzzling furry. You could always shitpost here from the start.

And anarchy weekends are a thing too.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2: Anniversary Aircraft Carrier
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:31:52 PM »
More effort and dedication than I would muster up.

Turn it into an infection map.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to ban MyNameIsCharlie
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:30:40 PM »
I think pans would be better. Cast iron. Large enough to make a couple of omlets in them.

Instead of banning people you just pan them upside the head until they get some sense knocked into them along with stylish head bandages for the low low price of whatever your country's shit healthcare is.

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The Flood / Re: Did Forrest Gump have AIDS?
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:27:27 PM »
Charles. You get an answer back yet? We're all dying to know.
Sadly, no. He probably has more important things to do

Fuck that shit. We want some fucking answers to this little unsolved mystery.

Sep7agon should invade his internet bastion and force him out.

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The Flood / Re: RIP Camnator
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:25:45 PM »
>2015
>still posting about camnator

I was going to post something snarky about you but then I couldn't help but wonder, why is that you've got such a jaded reputation among people here?
Because people are assholes.

But you're an asshole though.......

Spoiler
Zing

Spoiler
I kid. If memory serves I think folks are butt flustered because of political views.
Because I'm a strong believer in the "you get out of it what you put into it" perspective. But that only works when other people do the same. When there's no reason for other people to behave with even a modicum of respectfulness, there's no reason I should, either. Trying to do so is an act of futility. So I gave up.

I see now. Crusty jaded internet veteran.

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