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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »
Do we really need 10 threads about the same issue?
If I posted my dick you'd make a thousand threads about it, so you aren't one to talk, I'm afraid.

Probably all of them a thousand questions asking the same the question for ultimate verification.

Was an electron microscope really necessary to view the image?
I'd laugh but you're a beta virgin.

Sorry I don't feel like sticking my dick in town bicycle tier women who could probably fit a fucking oil tanker in them if they tried.

That might be your boat, and I ain't calling you out on it.

But it ain't mine.

Look on the bright side. A town bicycle tier woman wouldn't notice the difference with you anyway since she got hit with bigger guys first.

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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:44:40 PM »
Do we really need 10 threads about the same issue?
If I posted my dick you'd make a thousand threads about it, so you aren't one to talk, I'm afraid.

Probably all of them a thousand questions asking the same the question for ultimate verification.

Was an electron microscope really necessary to view the image?

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The Flood / Re: Why do you go here?
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:41:15 PM »
If I don't have the time to manage something else in between little short couple of minute pauses, I come here.

I stay here mainly because I don't know of any other place that makes me feel so homely on the internet.

There's people and perspectives to consider on topics, which gives me things to think about as I work in the day.

And most of all, I've no friends. Which is slowly eating a hole into me. You folks help stave it off.

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The Flood / Re: A man says something where no woman can hear him
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:37:40 PM »
My inner SJW says to me that a man merely existing makes him wrong.

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The Flood / Re: RIP Transformer
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:36:17 PM »
Nothing can be worse than Age of Extinction.

Nothing.

I figured that Bungie really couldn't set the bar any lower after they put out an update that mangled private groups.

And then they up and topped themselves with a paywall to use forum update.

Never underestimate just how far people can drop the bar.

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We're actually closing our eyes because we don't really care to see your opinion on the matter which you're waving around like its your dick and trying to forcefully shove down everybody's throats.

Yeah, okay we get it.

YOU don't like the fucking game. Now zip your fucking pants up and keep it to yourself. It's not some fucking miracle grace of god. It's a perspective viewpoint.

Get over yours. Grab a chair and popcorn and wait to say I told you so if people come screaming one day about how terrible the game is. But in the meantime, please kindly stop trying to shove your dick down my throat.

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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:24:20 PM »
Trouble is, I've yet to even ever so much as see one single person who even remotely relates to me.
How do you know?
Because I watch people. And I listen to them. You can gauge so much about people by merely watching how they act and listening to the words that they choose.
You do not watch and successfully listen to nearly enough people that you see to make any sort of accurate estimate about how many of those people are capable of being a good match for you. Come on, that's a ridiculous idea.

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Not to mention, I usually make bets with myself on what somebody is going to do or how they're going to do it. 90% of the time I get them very square spot on. Most people don't surprise me. Because they're predictable as fuck.
Elaborate, because this sounds unbearably pretentious.

And if you want one last example, one that's really recent for me, and one that really even surprised me, then here we go.

Somebody at some point suggested that I look at a librarian in a small town that I visit every tuesday or so. She was a recent arrival there. And not denying what people talked about of her, she was nice.

But, I watched her, and I never made a move. I looked at her character, how she did everything, how she dressed, everything. And I said to myself, not to go for it. I specifically said to myself, that she wouldn't stay long on the job.

She was methodical. Very clean, and very tidy. Almost restless. This was somebody with a hell of a lot of personal drive and a no-nonsense kind of attitude. Somebody who is a big time go-getter.

Three weeks later, she's gone. Gone off to a larger town to work at one of the pharmacies.

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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:11:33 PM »
Trouble is, I've yet to even ever so much as see one single person who even remotely relates to me.
How do you know?
Because I watch people. And I listen to them. You can gauge so much about people by merely watching how they act and listening to the words that they choose.
You do not watch and successfully listen to nearly enough people that you see to make any sort of accurate estimate about how many of those people are capable of being a good match for you. Come on, that's a ridiculous idea.

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Not to mention, I usually make bets with myself on what somebody is going to do or how they're going to do it. 90% of the time I get them very square spot on. Most people don't surprise me. Because they're predictable as fuck.
Elaborate, because this sounds unbearably pretentious.

I work at a restaurant. Get a lot of traffic of people coming in. I remember watching an older couple come in one day. And I watched the way they interacted a little bit. And it seemed "off" to me. I figured they were going to have a break up. Give or take, two months later, word started to circulate around town about how well that couple was getting on.

They were making the talk of the town with how horribly shitty their affair was going by spilling into public places. And it was exactly like I figured. The chick was loose.

I hear word of people talking about getting some newfound job and I take an estimate about how long before they get fired based off what I know of them. I'm usually pretty close.

It's all about watching people and understanding how they think. When you understand how they think and their respective level of intelligence, you can make a lot of decently accurate calls on how they're going to act. I'm aware that it does sound pretentious.

But I can't explain it any other way. I watch people and I can tell. That's all there is to it.




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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:01:18 PM »
Declining mental sanity of people coupled with a culture who has a hardon for penis compensation and firing penis shaped objects at each other at the slightest hint of somebody or a problem opposing their personal manliness.

Did nobody ever expect a modern shitshow to ever happen?

Remember kids, when you have a gun, all your problems start to look like middle-schools.

Nice usage of Maslow. Color me impressed

You want to know what's really impressive?

I don't even know who or what the fuck Maslow is. Whoever I happened to come across here as was sheer chance.

Look up Maslow's Hammer

Oh well colour myself impressed I quoted some guy. I Might've heard the statement made somewhere before and repurposed it for this case.

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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:58:28 PM »
Trouble is, I've yet to even ever so much as see one single person who even remotely relates to me.
How do you know?

Because I watch people. And I listen to them. You can gauge so much about people by merely watching how they act and listening to the words that they choose.

Not to mention, I usually make bets with myself on what somebody is going to do or how they're going to do it. 90% of the time I get them very square spot on. Most people don't surprise me. Because they're predictable as fuck.

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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:51:30 PM »
Declining mental sanity of people coupled with a culture who has a hardon for penis compensation and firing penis shaped objects at each other at the slightest hint of somebody or a problem opposing their personal manliness.

Did nobody ever expect a modern shitshow to ever happen?

Remember kids, when you have a gun, all your problems start to look like middle-schools.

Nice usage of Maslow. Color me impressed

You want to know what's really impressive?

I don't even know who or what the fuck Maslow is. Whoever I happened to come across here as was sheer chance.

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The Flood / Re: What do you want most in life?
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:49:35 PM »
If I were to find somebody, they'd have to be able to keep up with me. Not afraid to get their hands dirty. But they couldn't be dumber than a sack of hammers either. I want somebody who can challenge my head and perceptions.

I'm literally asking for the impossible here by being such a strange middleground walker.
Not really. There are definitely people out there that you're compatible with, but I advise against setting the bar too high. Many of us go out and seek that "Perfect" girl we imagine ourselves with, and the honest reality is that such a person is probably not going to be who you end up with. There will always be things you wish your SO did a bit differently, but obviously the important aspect of a relationship is whether or not you two can cooperate, talk, reason, and care for each other. Interests aligning are wonderful, and those are certainly important, but it's equally important to note you will always have things you like more than your girlfriend, and vice versa. Don't panic if you ever run into a girl who's interests aren't a mirror of your own.

Once again. This is a subject I've taken into a lot of consideration. I'm aware that I can't look for a perfect mirror copy. And I'm aware that nobody can look their best all the time.

Trouble is, I've yet to even ever so much as see one single person who even remotely relates to me. That's the issue. Where are you going to find people like me?

Off doing their own thing away from most other people. The only thing I can do is play the waiting game and to keep my eyes open. Never have been a fan of pissing away time.

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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:43:31 PM »
Declining mental sanity of people coupled with a culture who has a hardon for penis compensation and firing penis shaped objects at each other at the slightest hint of somebody or a problem opposing their personal manliness.

Did nobody ever expect a modern shitshow to ever happen?

Remember kids, when you have a gun, all your problems start to look like middle-schools.

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The Flood / Re: so I've been thinking
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:39:29 PM »
I didn't even see this thread. Makes me wonder if I lapsed or something. Boom. Out of nowhere a hot topic with all those replies in such a small time span. Smells like a necrobump to me.

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The Flood / Re: hi frindz how iz yew
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:34:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Users your parents would love
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:31:23 PM »
I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

I don't bite. I also don't tend to talk much beyond what I gauge people of being able to handle in conversation. Plus, I, get by on good manners and usually asking if somebody needs a hand.

There. Now you can say there's one person on the forum not to be terrified of.
That's exactly what a rapist would say if they wanted to pillage my ass.

Please. I've got the sex drive of god.

Non existent.

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The Flood / Re: Jesus was metal as fuck
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:05:04 PM »
The Resurrection


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The Flood / Re: Do You Miss All That Nap Time You Got As a Child?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:57:44 PM »
No. I don't really like sleeping either.

Disappointing.

Waking up is the shittiest part of the day and having to spend so much time to to recuperate is such a waste of time to me.
Go to sleep earlier.

Doesn't matter when you go to sleep if you arrive at the same point every time now does it?

I always go for the minimum amount anyway.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:53:09 PM »
besides--nothing is stopping you from making your own game
Besides the money, the tools, a team, capability etc etc

Creating mods for a pre-existing game and creating a game are two very different things.

Plus creating their own game would possibly be limiting to what they could otherwise achieve through mods, because their game wouldn't be close to the technical level of said pre-existing game.


The "just make your own" argument has never been valid.

Cheat can literally rub this forum into people's faces if he ever complains about shitty websites and gets told the "Well if you're such an expert why don't you make one?" line.

Out of context here, I know.
Making a website and making a game aren't really comparable

Gee there sure is a lot of coding around here.
There's more to creating games than code

But both certainly start in the code. Gotta know what you're doing for sure.

Like I said firstly, though. Out of context.
why even make your first post if you know it isn't relevant?

Because I could.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:36:32 PM »
besides--nothing is stopping you from making your own game
Besides the money, the tools, a team, capability etc etc

Creating mods for a pre-existing game and creating a game are two very different things.

Plus creating their own game would possibly be limiting to what they could otherwise achieve through mods, because their game wouldn't be close to the technical level of said pre-existing game.


The "just make your own" argument has never been valid.

Cheat can literally rub this forum into people's faces if he ever complains about shitty websites and gets told the "Well if you're such an expert why don't you make one?" line.

Out of context here, I know.
Making a website and making a game aren't really comparable

Gee there sure is a lot of coding around here.
There's more to creating games than code

But both certainly start in the code. Gotta know what you're doing for sure.

Like I said firstly, though. Out of context.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your forum spouse?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:32:21 PM »
New, single and ready to mingle

You don't have to be lonely, at FarmersOnly.com

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The Flood / Re: Perfection
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:29:38 PM »


I remember when Tremors was a TV show.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:28:15 PM »
besides--nothing is stopping you from making your own game
Besides the money, the tools, a team, capability etc etc

Creating mods for a pre-existing game and creating a game are two very different things.

Plus creating their own game would possibly be limiting to what they could otherwise achieve through mods, because their game wouldn't be close to the technical level of said pre-existing game.


The "just make your own" argument has never been valid.

Cheat can literally rub this forum into people's faces if he ever complains about shitty websites and gets told the "Well if you're such an expert why don't you make one?" line.

Out of context here, I know.
Making a website and making a game aren't really comparable

Gee there sure is a lot of coding around here.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Sep7 Ship?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:25:52 PM »
PrimeVerb

They'd make such a wonderful elderly couple.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:23:45 PM »
besides--nothing is stopping you from making your own game
Besides the money, the tools, a team, capability etc etc

Creating mods for a pre-existing game and creating a game are two very different things.

Plus creating their own game would possibly be limiting to what they could otherwise achieve through mods, because their game wouldn't be close to the technical level of said pre-existing game.


The "just make your own" argument has never been valid.

Cheat can literally rub this forum into people's faces if he ever complains about shitty websites and gets told the "Well if you're such an expert why don't you make one?" line.

Out of context here, I know.

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The Flood / Re: Users your parents would love
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:20:54 PM »
I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

I don't bite. I also don't tend to talk much beyond what I gauge people of being able to handle in conversation. Plus, I, get by on good manners and usually asking if somebody needs a hand.

There. Now you can say there's one person on the forum not to be terrified of.

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The Flood / Re: Would you have sex with me?
« on: October 05, 2015, 02:53:25 PM »
I am afraid my dick will literally melt off and be absorbed by your body

Semen can't melt steel memes.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Miss All That Nap Time You Got As a Child?
« on: October 05, 2015, 01:52:21 PM »
No. I don't really like sleeping either.

Disappointing.

Waking up is the shittiest part of the day and having to spend so much time to to recuperate is such a waste of time to me.

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Gaming / Re: Is it bad that I have Adult Mods on Skyrim?
« on: October 05, 2015, 01:49:33 PM »
Hoo boy, fire and brimstone today lads.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Miss All That Nap Time You Got As a Child?
« on: October 05, 2015, 01:46:32 PM »
No. I don't really like sleeping either.

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