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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:46:27 PM »
>wearing shoes inside your house

What's wrong with you
I'm not a savage
Have fun dragging dirt and other shit in your house.
I don't walk in unclean places

I do.

When I come over to your house I'm going to make a note to stomp around all over the place.
Filthy canadians

Virtues of manliness.

The smell and trail of a woodsman as he goes. Smell that minty fresh fall air nigga.

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The Flood / Re: HEY GUYS I SAID A RANDOM WORD IN A FUNNY WAY
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:41:48 PM »
bazooper

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:39:58 PM »
>wearing shoes inside your house

What's wrong with you
I'm not a savage
Have fun dragging dirt and other shit in your house.
I don't walk in unclean places

I do.

When I come over to your house I'm going to make a note to stomp around all over the place.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:33:54 PM »
I've walked on broken glass and Legos. Glass bled more, but Legos hurt more.
look at this badass
A lot of my family lives in rural areas. Broken glass around barns and buildings are pretty common.
Wear some shoes, damn
merica loves wearing shoes indoors
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Broken glass around barns and buildings are pretty common.

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indoors
my point still stands
Except, no.
Have you ever been to a lot of merica households lad

People love wearing shoes inside

I think people in america would hate me then if I followed their rules.

Steel toed concrete and mud encased boots clapping around their house? I'd fucking destroy their floors.
You'd destroy anyone's floors even in Canada

I love muh wood floors

Which is why I take my shoes off like a sane person would.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:31:56 PM »
I've walked on broken glass and Legos. Glass bled more, but Legos hurt more.
look at this badass
A lot of my family lives in rural areas. Broken glass around barns and buildings are pretty common.
Wear some shoes, damn
merica loves wearing shoes indoors
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Broken glass around barns and buildings are pretty common.

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indoors
my point still stands
Except, no.
Have you ever been to a lot of merica households lad

People love wearing shoes inside

I think people in america would hate me then if I followed their rules.

Steel toed concrete and mud encased boots clapping around their house? I'd fucking destroy their floors.

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How about just being up front and honest with them?

"Hey, it was fun talking with you, but I live far away so I probably won't see you again. You got a place I could add you on so we could talk more?"

Nothing autistic about that.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:27:54 PM »
How is this a fucking meme, you fat ugly mother fucker.
It's definitely a meme. Just like "lol they should make bulletproof vests out of nokia phones lol guys am I right???"

You can technically make a bulletproof vest out something like 24 extra large takeout pizzas.

So.....technically I'm sure if you draped enough nokias on you, you could achieve the same thing.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:25:03 PM »
British plugs are more painful than lego could ever hope to be.

You get one of those in the arch of your foot and you'll scream.

Nails will forever be the worst. Lego and whatever the fuck british plugs are, are small surface areas and points of contatct, which is why they hurt so fucking much.

Nails have the puncturing ability beyond mere plastic bricks and british gobbledy gook.

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The Flood / Re: i... i think i love you
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:22:52 PM »
No seriously. I'd just let you sit on my lap as we watched netflix all day.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:16:35 PM »
Lego also taught me the value of keeping my personal space clean and tidy.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:12:18 PM »
Most painful experience I had with lego.

I had this big bin of lego that I'd empty out all over my bed and sort through, and one day I got called out to do something. I ended up staying outside all day and forgot that I had lego on my bed when I came home at night and flopped down into my bed to sleep.

Most uncomfortable fucking landing I've ever taken. The bed was kind of bouncy so on top of landing on a little pile of hell the fucking legos exploded off the bed all over the floor which I fell onto as I rolled off the bed, tried to get up, and then stepped on as I went to turn on the light to my room.

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The Flood / Re: A Christian minister: End of the world on Oct 7
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:08:13 PM »
I forgot I was supposed to die today.

Oops

No, don't worry. You're just in shock.

Any second now.

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The Flood / Re: Describe yourself in three words
« on: October 07, 2015, 11:54:27 AM »
Fuck that's gay

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Gaming / Re: Far Cry Primal - Announcement Trailer
« on: October 07, 2015, 11:48:04 AM »
YouTube

If anyone's seen Walking With Beasts you'll know Dinosaurs aren't required to make the game's wildlife cool.

I swear I did a double take on Walking With Breasts.

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The Flood / Re: omg guys stepping on legos hurts so much am I right
« on: October 07, 2015, 11:26:49 AM »
I stepped on the pointed side of a brick one time.

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YouTube


This has already been posted but It's absolutely necessary you go to 10:51 and listen

something tells me I am going to sob like a baby when that song plays ingame

Ah, yeah. I can tell that one is going to drop some feelings on ya. Blue Team feels train incoming.

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The Flood / Re: i... i think i love you
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:25:33 AM »
I would sit down and hug you while you watched chinese cartoons.

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The Flood / Re: i... i think i love you
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:12:42 AM »
I could hug you if you want.

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The Flood / Re: Look, if you come up on me, I'm not afraid to end you
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:08:11 AM »
Yo 6'8" is too tall.  Like, it's not that great for your health in the long run.
What are you talking about, he can run farther than you.

Isn't RC car fat though?

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Gaming / Re: Far Cry Primal - Announcement Trailer
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:31:54 AM »
I'm just taking some guess here.

Crafting system.

Close knit sort of tribal community/base builder.

Rival tribes for you to go conan the barbarian on.


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Gaming / Re: Far Cry Primal - Announcement Trailer
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:28:07 AM »
But what will we be climbing instead of towers to reveal the map.

You're not. It turns out you're actually the first of mankind to pursue flight capabilities via being catapaulted by pissed off woolly mammoths.

You and your band of nomads discover the area around you by using a tame mammoth catapult to punt you up into the air to look for shit. Alternately, you can be punted into mountains to survey a wider area.

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The Flood / Re: Look, if you come up on me, I'm not afraid to end you
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:12:34 AM »
Who says I have to come up to within fisti cuffs distance?

Why can't I just run you over with my truck?

Or pop out of your garbage can in the morning and blow your kneecaps off with a shotty?

I could swap all your lightbulbs in your house with other bulbs that have small holes drilled in them and filled with gasoline so that your house turns into a bomb as soon as you hit the light switch.

Who says I'm going to approach you up front like fool?
Try it boy. I'll flay your face from your skull before I let you lay a finger on me.


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Gaming / Re: Far Cry Primal - Announcement Trailer
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:10:07 AM »
Like Skyrim with gu-  ...Wait...

It's like Skyrim with no magic!

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The Flood / Re: Look, if you come up on me, I'm not afraid to end you
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:08:36 AM »
Who says I have to come up to within fisti cuffs distance?

Why can't I just run you over with my truck?

Or pop out of your garbage can in the morning and blow your kneecaps off with a shotty?

I could swap all your lightbulbs in your house with other bulbs that have small holes drilled in them and filled with gasoline so that your house turns into a bomb as soon as you hit the light switch.

Who says I'm going to approach you up front like fool?

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: October 06, 2015, 11:49:53 PM »


I felt like being spooky.

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Sucks it's delayed. But, better later, than broken at launch.

I never really messed with forge, but this one looks really cool.

I have MCC though. Which game would you recommend to use? Or is H3 the only one with Forge in MCC?
There's Halo 3 Forge, Halo 4 Forge and Halo 2 Anniversary Forge

Last I heard MCC customs were broke as fuck.
Okay.

He was asking which games had forge.

Try actually reading.

I.....did. And I completely forgot who the fuck you were adressing in that post. Wow. That's a new low.

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Gaming / Re: Question about Halo and Megabloks.
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:14:28 PM »
Those look pretty nifty.

Why do people hate Mega Bloks again?
they're low quality lego

But mega-blocks can tank more than lego.

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The Flood / Re: >Canadians
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:12:52 PM »
I happened to be reading up on the history of my province and the law crusade to bring order before it became a province a little while back.

About 150 greenhorn rookies were sent from Ontario to here. Those that survived the trip ended up in a completely lawless land, still as complete rookies, with no central base of operations.

Once again, those that survived or didn't desert, in the span of one year, had the entire province under some semblance of order. Interesting stuff. Thanks for reminding me.

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Sucks it's delayed. But, better later, than broken at launch.

I never really messed with forge, but this one looks really cool.

I have MCC though. Which game would you recommend to use? Or is H3 the only one with Forge in MCC?
There's Halo 3 Forge, Halo 4 Forge and Halo 2 Anniversary Forge

Last I heard MCC customs were broke as fuck.

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Gaming / Re: Question about Halo and Megabloks.
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:56:42 PM »
Those look pretty nifty.

Why do people hate Mega Bloks again?

Competitor to lego. And borderline exactly the same thing. Also, depending on your luck, building with mega-blocks can be notoriously difficult for some reason.

Their blocks don't want to fucking go together. If you eventually manage to join the blocks together nicely, they will literally hold continents together.

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