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2371
« on: November 20, 2015, 11:51:17 AM »
Honestly, you guys are my source of news. I don't really care to look too far beyond elsewhere.
I dunno if that's sad or what.
But then again I never liked the news anyway. Too much bullshit to be any worth of paying too much attention to.
2372
« on: November 20, 2015, 11:38:26 AM »
All things aside, I really do try to enjoy 343's work since they took over. But they're so damn lopsided all the time it isn't even funny. You find one good thing you enjoy about them for a little bit, and then you find a boulder landing on you as you turn around.
Like, everything they do has to conflict for some reason. If it's not one little detail over there that you like, it's another fucking thing that feels out of place or just flat out sucks. It's annoying.
2373
« on: November 20, 2015, 11:29:01 AM »
Everything Halo 4 was building towards was shat on by Halo 5. Fuck 343i and fuck Brian Reed. If I were Chris Schlerf I'd be pissed.
It's even weirder when they said that they knew what would happen in 5 before they knew what would happen in 4
Well the other day it was revealed that Cortana was going to be Halo 5's villain all along.
IT WAS ME CHIEF
2374
« on: November 20, 2015, 10:22:51 AM »
Buck felt incompetent as a leader and thus stepped down from his leadership role.
One example could be Buck questioning or challenging Locke's leadership, since he himself is still so used to being a leader.
Now, I'm not tryin' to be mean here. But that's a really damn good way to give a poor example.
2375
« on: November 20, 2015, 10:12:43 AM »
that fucking shriek ol palps does when he corkscrews is hilarious
I hear that in the new battlefront Palps has an ability that makes him corkscrew really damn fast to cover ground. Apparently it's kinda spooky because it includes the shriek.
2376
« on: November 20, 2015, 06:45:58 AM »
2377
« on: November 20, 2015, 05:03:12 AM »
What's the difference between Feminazis and SJWs?
Typical feminazis basically just opt for superiority over men. To the inane point that it's basically not even superiority anymore. Something more along the lines of being overlords. The retarded offshoot branch of SJW from it's slightly saner base population, is essentially a person who will shoot themselves in the foot so long as somebody cries about something out in the world. Basically, they'll cater to anybody who cries, to the point that they become sheltered or walked over. Naturally, the deviant population of SJW's out there flocks to the feminazi population because there isn't any other population out there that can bitch as much as they can.
2378
« on: November 20, 2015, 04:50:46 AM »
My truck was underneath a snowdrift yesterday morning.
2379
« on: November 20, 2015, 04:15:38 AM »
I can accurately pin down where the majority of them started. In fact I can still remember the exact games, movies, or pictures that sparked the interest.
2380
« on: November 19, 2015, 02:10:30 PM »
2381
« on: November 19, 2015, 02:08:33 PM »
2382
« on: November 19, 2015, 11:23:41 AM »
Now all we need is specialist kebab removal teams for ISIS dorks like this.
2383
« on: November 19, 2015, 11:22:35 AM »
Last time I checked, they haven't built a robot or automated machine to take out the garbage. Or work in a sewer. Or do lumber work. Or work an oil rig.
Basically, eventually we're gonna hit a bit of a gap in class again. Low teir shit jobs remain, top tier jobs for the elite folks who run the show, no room in the middle.
As automation goes up the economy is going to take a fucking beating as the population of people with nothing to do and no way to earn money rises.
2384
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:10:57 AM »
Isn't Hoth just.....one of the best alien named worlds out there?
Listen to that simple little ring to it.
Hoth.
It's outwardly strange, but so simplistic that you know it can't be any planet belonging to under the banner of humankind.
2385
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:03:10 AM »
Make sure it has google Ultron installed.
2386
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:00:06 AM »
2387
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:46:00 PM »
I present to you, a truly unsencored dick pick. A donald trump mosaic consisting of over 500 pictures of dicks.
2388
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:51:23 PM »
Hello candid elevator sex
2389
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:37:27 PM »
Rick James, bitch
2390
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »
the internet drives memes into the ground on its own well enough
when it reaches the family, they're basically zombies
and no one likes zombies
That's bigotry against ghouls right thar
2391
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:40:34 AM »
That's unnecessary because the weak are naturally weeded out.
He says as he's surrounded by ever more lethargic hamgalaxies.
2392
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:35:01 AM »
I think ISIS needs a taste of Liberty Prime.
2393
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:25:42 AM »
Because I'm fabulous.
2394
« on: November 17, 2015, 06:20:00 PM »
Not at all. It's an old school trick to quickly differentiate between O's and 0's. Sometimes in handwriting people develop identical 0's and O's, so it's simply easier to mark the zero with a strike through so you never have that happen.
2395
« on: November 17, 2015, 06:13:57 PM »
This face may contain a smile, with tears of joy to all who see it.
But it is they who are fooled, under a grand illusion.
This smile is but an empty shell, for the bearer of it, is merely empty inside.
The tears are that of pain, hidden and disguised from sight.
This face is but an empty ruse, the bearer of it, empty, and alone.
Nobody sees through the pain and the fake plastered smile.
Because it is they, who are unenlightened.
I am better off without blind fools.
I am alone.
2396
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:59:24 PM »
Why is your mom shaped like the michelin man?
dude, not cool
the doctors say she has a incredibly rare disease
HOLY SHIT MAN, I WAS JUST ASKING, GEEZ.
im sorry, it's just a bit of a touchy subject for me
I AM NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOUR NIPPLES.
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, BOSS.
it was in the waiver you signed
Dammit. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS FISHY ABOUT THE FLIERS THAT MICHELIN MAN WAS HANDING OUT.
2397
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:56:31 PM »
Why is your mom shaped like the michelin man?
dude, not cool
the doctors say she has a incredibly rare disease
HOLY SHIT MAN, I WAS JUST ASKING, GEEZ.
im sorry, it's just a bit of a touchy subject for me
I AM NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOUR NIPPLES. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, BOSS.
2398
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:50:47 PM »
Why is your mom shaped like the michelin man?
dude, not cool
the doctors say she has a incredibly rare disease
HOLY SHIT MAN, I WAS JUST ASKING, GEEZ.
2399
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:47:56 PM »
Why is your mom shaped like the michelin man?
2400
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:42:16 PM »
The only selfish people are the ones that believe everyone should care about something just because they do.
what
Christians on your front door shoving bibles down your throat.
hold the door sandy I'll be there in about 5 minutes
now would you prefer I read you the King James Version, or the New International Version?
King James because it reminds me of Rick James. King James, Bitch, sounds like a bible I'd read.
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