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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is not your blog.
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:30:51 PM »
Beat me to it Thunder.

Cunt stole my thunder.
they should call you BLUNDER

Robin the Boy Blunder

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:27:01 PM »
OffTopic has turned cancerous in my eyes and The Flood here honestly doesn't look much better.

Welp, as they say, we're the collection of the shittiest memebers of Bungie.Net's old Flood.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is not your blog.
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:23:54 PM »
Beat me to it Thunder.

Cunt stole my thunder.

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The Flood / Re: You know what's strange?
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:22:54 PM »
Rocket.

You should set 4chan after your restaurant.

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The Flood / Re: You know what's strange?
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:20:36 PM »
Somebody got food poisoning at one of the other restaurants in my town.

Happened more than once.

People still go there.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:18:30 PM »
So, how about that Bastion?

Now what kind of rock did you dissappear under for the longest time you sneaky bugger.

Welcome back friend!
I actually don't remember why I even left... I think it was the moderation.

Where the hell'd you even go? I remember keeping tabs on archive for a while but I never saw you there.
Bungie.net

I'm always there.

But I think I'm done with Archive. Got upset with the community and took a break until Halo 5 launched. Went back and still didn't like it.

You too, huh? Bacon showed up here a while back too. Couple others as well. I guess if you were on Bungie you were in the gaming forums.

Which I never went to since, well, "Click here Gourdian to become Legumes."

Plus I can't use the forums anymore since the sweep the rug update.

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The Flood / Re: I was able to fap to enema porn...
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:15:37 PM »
Boku no Pico

I made this for you



No. Bad.

I don't want to see charlie threads talking about his newly acquired strangulation fetish.

I tried that back in my early 20's. It's not my thing. Too violent. Don't get me wrong, in the heat of the moment it's hot. But I'm kinda a big guy. Always have been. I was always worried that I'd end up killing her.

Oh well see, that's where Das can teach you what do afterwards.

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The Flood / Re: I've solved the mystery
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:13:40 PM »
Simple. Buckle down and tolerate stuff.

Problemo solved.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:10:00 PM »
So, how about that Bastion?

Now what kind of rock did you dissappear under for the longest time you sneaky bugger.

Welcome back friend!
I actually don't remember why I even left... I think it was the moderation.

Where the hell'd you even go? I remember keeping tabs on archive for a while but I never saw you there.

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The Flood / Re: Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door.
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:07:07 PM »
Bring out the double barreled for snoop lion and throw cans of dr pepper at dr dre.


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The Flood / Re: I was able to fap to enema porn...
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:05:40 PM »
Boku no Pico

I made this for you



No. Bad.

I don't want to see charlie threads talking about his newly acquired strangulation fetish.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:03:52 PM »
Lol FUCK ME.

I left it on overnight and it's at 18%
Lmao. And I thought my connection was bad. What's your download speed?

A whopping 1.28

Upload is even better. 0.40

Packet loss of 9%

Like, fuck me. I had this shit rigged up better than that before. The fuck kinda shit is my provider pulling.

Wow
you should realy do something about your ISP

Can't. My province's provider has a monopoly on the province. Nothing I can do about it.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:03:07 PM »
So, how about that Bastion?

Now what kind of rock did you dissappear under for the longest time you sneaky bugger.

Welcome back friend!

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You can use the telescopes to view 2D girls better

Or he can use the telescopes to show all his 2D girls his favorite stars in the night sky before fucking them on a grassy knoll.

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There's a weight watchers ad sitting up there.

And there's a fat person staring at me with a smiling face as he eats healthily.

Kinder I swear to god....

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The Flood / Re: Name a toy better than Bionicle
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:56:02 PM »
I like to play difficult boss battles in video games to really get my heart pumping

You probably play dark souls on a guitar hero controller like the masochist that you are

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The Flood / Re: Is it rude to leave the receipt for a gift in the bag
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:46:38 PM »
I think it's viewed as rude because it makes people feel indebted to an extent.

"Oh well fuck I got my dad a  $20 coffee maker for christmas but he got me a $500 dollar coat."

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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:42:50 PM »
That's what you get upset about? How about a gorgeous blue eyed redhead who slept with you and then left you like you were nothing while you really liked her and saw it going somewhere but she didn't so now you drink a six pack everyday to try and forget?

The irony here is that the subject matter doesn't make a difference.

You both brought it on yourselves via poor decision making.

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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:41:42 PM »
Well you just bitched about loaf and posted about how not gay you are.

And I just bitched about you bitching and posting about how not gay you are.

See what I mean?
RARELY

Loaf does this shit with every post, EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM

Maybe this place is just his garbage dump of dark hidden thoughts and outside in the civilized world he's just some perfectly ordinary normie.


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The Flood / Re: They tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:38:33 PM »
Oh well fuck me it was just a song thread.

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The Flood / Re: They tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:37:36 PM »
"Nearly" he says.

How about just about everything I've ever done in my life thus far? There was no choice but to try and keep going forwards. To what, who the fuck knows. Certainly nothing comfortable or peachy, that's what.

I actually can't think of anything that ever was a "nearly." It was always spot on instead.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:29:06 PM »
FUCK YEAH 50% WOO

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The Flood / Re: Name a toy better than Bionicle
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:18:14 PM »
One thing that always annoyed me about the ToaMahri commercial is that Toa Hahli had a male voice.

Na. Hali just did some impressive gains for walking and fighting underneath the ocean.

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The Flood / Re: Confession: I am a race traitor, and proud.
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:15:46 PM »
Guys.

What Charlie's really trying to say is that he's an s and m enthusiest. He just likes black women. You know, the ones in full black suits with whips and shit.


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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:11:13 PM »
Can we seriously perma this fucker now?

All he does is bitch about stupid shit and post how gay he is.

That's like 90% of this forum.

The other 10% post the same, just in abstract ways.

You gonna bannu yourself first slick? Lead and we'll follow. No take backsies now.
I rarely bitch about shit or post about how gay i am.

Well you just bitched about loaf and posted about how not gay you are.

And I just bitched about you bitching and posting about how not gay you are.

See what I mean?


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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:07:09 PM »
Can we seriously perma this fucker now?

All he does is bitch about stupid shit and post how gay he is.

That's like 90% of this forum.

The other 10% post the same, just in abstract ways.

You gonna bannu yourself first slick? Lead and we'll follow. No take backsies now.

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The Flood / Re: Name a toy better than Bionicle
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:05:00 PM »
There will never be abetter time in your life than childhood. Innocent, joyful. I wish we could be kids forever.

Fuck that Chally we got mooslims to blow up instead.

There's god's work to be done.

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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:02:25 PM »
That'd be a fan fucking tastic natural event if their ever was one. A shitstorm.

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The Flood / Re: Shame on you, Septagon!
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:59:56 PM »
wait what

did cheat died?
yeah, it was quite tragic

he was crossing a road and dropped a penny, a lorry was coming but you see...

a jew's natural instincts and all

the truck won the fight and we lost our glorious leader

You and I both know an enraged Jew would strip down a truck for copper and aluminum for the purpose of selling it back at twice the price.

No matter the size.

"Size matters not" said yoda, as he snuck away the rims from Luke's X-wing.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:43:53 PM »
Lol FUCK ME.

I left it on overnight and it's at 18%
Lmao. And I thought my connection was bad. What's your download speed?

A whopping 1.28

Upload is even better. 0.40

Packet loss of 9%

Like, fuck me. I had this shit rigged up better than that before. The fuck kinda shit is my provider pulling.

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