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1951
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 08, 2015, 03:56:12 PM »
YouTube

1952
I was born in October so iirc I'm a libra rite?

Past the 23rd and you're a scorpio.

1953
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:46:53 PM »
i think i'm entitled to a little bit of frustration over not having been born in a perfect place
You live in America though.
i'm talking about the universe

i was born in a terrible universe on a shitty planet that is inhabited by insane, selfish fucking idiots
and i never even asked to be here--i was forced here against my will, as we all were

i have a right to be angry over that
i have a right to be extremely angry over that, actually--on behalf of every single person on the planet, not just me

Here's another angle to think about. Slighty offtopic, but hey.

Let's say some dude catches the side of your vehicle as they back up or something. You just watched a truck back into the side of your vehicle and fuck it up.

Naturally, you've got the right to be angry. Who wouldn't? Your vehicle's not all nice and pretty anymore, and it's gonna be a pricy bitch to fix. An all around, completely needless hassle, right? So there you are, right there. The guy who backed up into your vehicle is right there.

You've got the right to be angry. But should you take up the offer to do so? Shout and scream at the guy? Get into a fight? Say some harsh words?

Your vehicle is still there. Still damaged. But it's already done. You can't change it or alter it at this point. No amount of anger directed in any direction will change it or fix it. Anger is a heavily toxic emotion. But it's satisfying, isn't it? Just to wake up and be pissy at the world some days. Pissy at all the things that you can't have your way over. It's addictive, actually. You might even call it a coping mechanism.

But there's the illogical, unbelievably stupid aspect to it, right there. All the things people get angry over that they can't change. There are some things worth getting upset over, when you need to use anger as a boost.

But for the majority of everything, it's amazing how trivial and irrelevant anger really is. How pointlessly time consuming and energy spending it is. You certainly might have the right to be upset.

But you should ask yourself if it's a card worth playing.


1954
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:18:34 PM »
People who like Dark Souls should be enslaved and beaten on Wednesdays.

On the offchance, Verb, do you know much about the general lore of Dark Souls?

I feel like it's a concept you actually might enjoy because the game is so "loose" with its setting that it could be used as a metaphor or allegory for a lot of things. I could write you up a broad summary if you want.

1955
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:14:13 PM »
Digging the release of III. I've been trawling around reading theories and stuff. I can tell the game's just gonna pull me right in when I get it.

1956
The Flood / Re: OASIS - for people who don't rike water
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:06:10 PM »
Honestly I was expecting a borderline bukkake commercial.

Truthfully, I was dissapointed.

1957
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:56:04 AM »
Speaking of Warzone don't you love how your bases don't notify you that they're being captured until they've been captured?

Or that they only notify you on the HUD when you're practically standing inside of them?

I was doing sniper duty at the back of a map to watch out for stragglers, and I kept killing this one guy who tried to run back and capture a base behind the fortress close to our home base. I guess somebody snuck past me.

So I was not even a short walk across from the base I was watching, got my beam rifle, and then did a double take as the base right next to me was captured. Naturally I got spawned on top of within a couple nano seconds and lost all my fucking shit.

1958
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:50:00 AM »
So how does the betrayal / booting / penalty system work in this game? Last game I got the plasma caster, shot an enemy and somehow ended up killing two team mates that weren't visible where I was standing. Got booted instantly and haven't tried to play since. Are there penalties like in Reach? Any clue what the betrayal conditions are? Because that kind of sucked, I was top of the team and hadn't even died once when my team decided to melee rush a guy with a grenade stuck to his face.

It's...ugh, a bit of a mystery. So far in my playtime I've only ever been killed by teammates at least once. I play mainly in Warzone which limits betrayals to splatters only. But I did play my rounds of other various playlists.

I've accidentally splattered teammates before in warzone and never been booted. I don't know if they had the option to boot or no. I think most people in warzone are a little bit more forgiving since there's so much shit going on that if you're trying to run away in your ghost and a teammate just spawns in front of you or runs around a corner there's not much either of you can do about it.

Of course there's that one asshole who boots anyway.

Or that guy who goes into hulk smash mode depending on how many power weapons and energy he just lost to you.

I guess the general advice I can say is this.

Stay out of the main arena playlists because they're literally cancer. Including anybody that plays them.

1959
Everybody wants Loaf's bananna bread apparently.

1960
The Flood / Re: The fuck are paid subscriptions
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:33:21 AM »
Inb4 all sep7 users have to play Halo in order to post.

"You must be this dank in order to post on the forums."

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The Flood / The fuck are paid subscriptions
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:30:19 AM »
And why has the admin has not yet finished setting up paid subscriptions. Please check back later.

1962
The Flood / Re: The Scorpion and the Frog
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:01:48 AM »
Thanks for telling me a bed time story door. I can get some proper sleep now.

1963
The Flood / Re: Going to bed
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:33:09 AM »
I remember watermelon king.

1964
The Flood / Re: Think I didn't cook my chicken throroughly fml
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:29:41 AM »
Why do you have a dead junkie as your avatar?

Death doesn't overcome gains, my friend.

1965
The Flood / Re: Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:22:55 AM »
anime

girl

Das

Spoiler
I'm on to you.

1966
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:18:20 AM »
you fucking muppet
I've smoked weed every day for ~80 days, and my current grades put me on a trajectory to get a first degree.

I'm doing just dandy, except financially. I'll take it.

Gee Meta, I donn't think I've ever seen Verb's dissappointed face before.

He's so peeved that he can't even call you a cunt.

The only viable word was muppet.

You're a FUCKING MUPPET, META.


1967
OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

NAGA > NAMI

ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY

THEY MIGHT MAKE QUITE A PAIR



Added to the Fish folder.

1968
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:08:40 AM »
YouTube


Stop map breaking you tryhard.

Also, side note, banshees are capable of pushing phantoms around like ragdolls.

1969
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:06:22 AM »
Hey Meta. I just realized something funny. Your political career is probably fucking shot to hell.

At first I thought, it'd be shot to hell if anybody found out you smoked pot. You'd be scandelous.

But then I thought, how the fuck are any of us not going to see you on the TV and know exactly who the fuck you are?

And then I thought,

Spoiler
I want a $1000 a week in canadian monopoly money from your salary when you make it big, for keeping the screencaps I just took private, of course.

Another $1000 for locating everybody else on this site and making sure they don't do the same.

all he has to do is move to the states.

Plenty of material there as well.

Meta isn't a theist in any way.

If he wants to win the southern bible belt to his side that little fact needs to say quiet too.

Meta, throw in another 1000.

all he has to do to win the south is divert his attention to Islam for a few days and kill a couple minorities in self defense.

That's assuming that Trump hasn't already Stumped the middle east into the world's biggest parking lot by the time Meta has a chance to rise to power.

1970
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:04:46 AM »
You don't NEED a grinder, you could just pick it.

At first I thought, it'd be shot to hell if anybody found out you smoked pot. You'd be scandelous.
The current PM and Chancellor both did coke in uni.

Oho but smoking pot over in the wasteland that is america?

It'd be like you were infected with something and bringing it back to the shores of your country.

You'd never succeed in the political ballcourt.

1971
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:02:33 AM »
Hey Meta. I just realized something funny. Your political career is probably fucking shot to hell.

At first I thought, it'd be shot to hell if anybody found out you smoked pot. You'd be scandelous.

But then I thought, how the fuck are any of us not going to see you on the TV and know exactly who the fuck you are?

And then I thought,

Spoiler
I want a $1000 a week in canadian monopoly money from your salary when you make it big, for keeping the screencaps I just took private, of course.

Another $1000 for locating everybody else on this site and making sure they don't do the same.

all he has to do is move to the states.

Plenty of material there as well.

Meta isn't a theist in any way.

If he wants to win the southern bible belt to his side that little fact needs to say quiet too.

Meta, throw in another 1000.

1972
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:56:54 AM »
Hey Meta. I just realized something funny. Your political career is probably fucking shot to hell.

At first I thought, it'd be shot to hell if anybody found out you smoked pot. You'd be scandelous.

But then I thought, how the fuck are any of us not going to see you on the TV and know exactly who the fuck you are?

And then I thought,

Spoiler
I want a $1000 a week in canadian monopoly money from your salary when you make it big, for keeping the screencaps I just took private, of course.

Another $1000 for locating everybody else on this site and making sure they don't do the same.


1973
The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:48:16 AM »
Okay so if my conversion rates are right your british pound is double something in canuck monopoly money.

340 something.

Toss a few more bucks in and make it 420.




1974
The Flood / Re: I think parody threads should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:44:43 AM »
It's called trivial pursuit because the concept of chasing something using your legs is foreign to them.
the adjective trivial implies something commonplace, trifling, so easy as to be insignificant, learn englihs retard

Damn. Zoned out on that one. Dunno what I was going for.

Guess it's all trivial now.

1975
The Flood / Re: I think parody threads should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:36:56 AM »
Trivial Pursuit
I don't even know what this is.

It's a game amerifats play.

It's called trivial pursuit because the concept of chasing something using your legs is foreign to them when you tip them over out of their scooters.

1976
The Flood / Re: I think Deci should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:34:54 AM »
Good job Psy.

You've unleashed witty banter upon us.

1977
The Flood / Re: I think parody threads should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:30:44 AM »
dude, with all the shit you pump into your body, you're basically a drug. you're already illegal.

That sounded really gay.

1978
The Flood / Re: I think Deci should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:28:12 AM »
Does this mean you're living in this forum now?

1979
The Flood / Re: I think racists should be illegal
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:02:59 AM »
I envision a world as beautiful and peaceful as this, free of all bullshit. Truly, an end to racism.

Spoiler

So that's how you really feel.

Na. I just needed a place to dump the gif so I could find it later.

On the real context of racism though.

Can't stop it. Maybe toss a few hammer dents into it. But ya can't stop human nature. Before you know it "illegal racism" turns into a form of racism itself.

Can't win no matter where you turn.

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The Flood / Re: I think racists should be illegal
« on: December 07, 2015, 11:57:54 PM »
I envision a world as beautiful and peaceful as this, free of all bullshit. Truly, an end to racism.

Spoiler

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