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1861
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:44:51 PM »
Dude, I'd be more scared of the fucking gibberish on that no smoking sign if I were you.
Tis the work of satan.
1862
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:40:20 PM »
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1863
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:38:48 PM »
THE
1864
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:36:36 PM »
COW
1865
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:29:22 PM »
 Memes are good.
1866
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:13:57 PM »
Charlie. Do us a favor and try to blow flame breath with your alcohol.
Except don't blow the alcohol out of your mouth.
That way when your head lights up like a torch your friends can all say "Yo that shit was lit man."
When they put it in your obituary, of course.
1867
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:10:54 PM »
Hey hey jokes on you even if there were rights people would walk all over them anyway.
1868
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:07:54 PM »
I could go for a 4 and half pound of steak right now.
1869
« on: December 11, 2015, 05:55:36 PM »
 Relevant.
1870
« on: December 11, 2015, 02:58:06 PM »
When I die I wanna put on my tombstone,
"Rockets on my X."
1871
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:52:06 PM »
1872
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:50:03 PM »
1873
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:47:35 PM »
1874
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:06:16 PM »
Brick.
1875
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:03:58 PM »
But wasn't 1313 scrapped?
Yep.
Just like GTA Online on launch day ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It wasn't scrapped
1876
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:58:46 AM »
But wasn't 1313 scrapped?
Yep. Just like GTA Online on launch day ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1877
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:50:54 AM »
Oh, you mean 1313?
1878
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:46:04 AM »
Run away like a pussc
That actually really pisses me off when they do that. 360 nopes out of the fight evade spazes in all directiosns stops shields recharge rinse and repeat.
1879
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:42:37 AM »
When I used to play with my pals in Halo Wars, we'd all pick captain cutter, upgrade our MACs to maximum firing power, and then pick a lucky contestant on the enemy team to get orbital bukkake'd by 12 mac rounds.
Those were good times.
So.... you looking forward to backwards compatibility?
Assuming anybody still plays Halo Wars. Maybe.
I'm hoping there'll be more people returning to it when it comes to XB1, especially as Halo Wars 2 begins to loom on the horizon.
Does you remember MAC rushers?
Never experienced that. 90% of my HW experience has been sparta/ scorpion rush
I miss yee old days. Not gonna lie. Me and the A team had some good runs. We were probably some of the first people to figure out how to survive a mac rush. And I figured out how to crank out 15 cobras by the time the enemy scorpions rolled over to start attacking my pals. Then when the hornets came I was already a step ahead. That game gave me a lot of fond memories. Speaking of pals though. Sorry I brushed ya off the other day.
1880
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:37:00 AM »
masturbating is already a big waste of time, so for me, edging is a no-no
just get it done
Not multi-tasking masturbating while you do your schoolwork. What are you, some kinda freshmen?
1881
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:35:21 AM »
When I used to play with my pals in Halo Wars, we'd all pick captain cutter, upgrade our MACs to maximum firing power, and then pick a lucky contestant on the enemy team to get orbital bukkake'd by 12 mac rounds.
Those were good times.
So.... you looking forward to backwards compatibility?
Assuming anybody still plays Halo Wars. Maybe.
I'm hoping there'll be more people returning to it when it comes to XB1, especially as Halo Wars 2 begins to loom on the horizon.
Does you remember MAC rushers?
1882
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:29:14 AM »
When I used to play with my pals in Halo Wars, we'd all pick captain cutter, upgrade our MACs to maximum firing power, and then pick a lucky contestant on the enemy team to get orbital bukkake'd by 12 mac rounds.
Those were good times.
So.... you looking forward to backwards compatibility?
Assuming anybody still plays Halo Wars. Maybe.
1883
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:57:41 AM »
When I used to play with my pals in Halo Wars, we'd all pick captain cutter, upgrade our MACs to maximum firing power, and then pick a lucky contestant on the enemy team to get orbital bukkake'd by 12 mac rounds.
Those were good times.
1884
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:54:12 AM »
Yeah.
Get in a vehicle and run them over instead.
1885
« on: December 10, 2015, 08:36:38 PM »
I heard "muslim" so here's a picture of Donald.
1886
« on: December 10, 2015, 08:23:17 PM »
I've got a short friend.
Me and him both agreed that if the two of us end up in a fight together, it's my job to throw my friend at whoever's attacking us so he can close the distance first.
1887
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:38:27 PM »
And to think that another word used for penis is member.
We've been invaded by DICKS.
DICKS EVERYWHERE.
1888
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:08:17 PM »
Pasty Canadian incoming!
That feel when halfway through the winter and your summer tan turns into pasty white cracka skin.
Preach it.
But I'm trying to be a wanna-be Elsa.
-melodramatic sigh-
Well, I'm trying to be a dead guy. But, you know, cant' have everything in life.
1889
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:04:05 PM »
Pasty Canadian incoming!
That feel when halfway through the winter and your summer tan turns into pasty white cracka skin. Preach it.
1890
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:54:00 PM »
Seriously.
I'm platinum mad at how shit the wraith is.
I have so many
And I haven't used them
You're not even missing anything dude. The wraith is basically a giant "highjack me" brick. I don't know what 343 did to the mortar, but it's so damn awkward to aim the arc now. The firing reticule is just dopey and the mortar itself travels about as far as a deflated balloon.
Which means in order to do any really good damage to people or actually land your hits, you need to get in close. Which, frankly, is a death sentence because
A) Vehicles are made of paper, so rather than use them like an engine of destruction you have to treat them like sniper rifles and stay at the back of the map
B) The wraith's mortar recharges slightly faster than a cellphone hooked up to a potato
C) Has wide highjack angles, terriblely slow mobility, and is limited only to front facing targets. Once again, the scorpion is better in every single respect.
Maybe the upgraded wraiths are better. But so far, the default standard is a laughable hunk of shit.
I've been using wraiths alright. But the disadvantage is offset by the fact they don't cost as much to bring out as a tank.
I find it ridiculous that the UNSC still have an inability to give machine guns to their drivers. Or that my spartan doesn't want to leave his vehicle when someone is on the back of the tank.
There is a trick you can use though. If you know you're about to get jacked, you know that any double seated vehicle gives you the ability to switch seats? Hit the switch seat button and save yourself. Although, that comes with risks too. if you're killed while switching or they enter the vehicle instead of jacking it, then you stand the chance of giving them a free vehicle. So, my rule of thumb is this. If it's a perfectly healthy vehicle, let them jack you because it's better to have it destroyed than be squeaky clean and belonging to their team. And if your vehicle is in poor health, then switch seats and give it a go. If they take the vehicle at least you'll be able to kill it quickly.
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