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The Flood / Re: Yeah, I made one of these threads.
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:06:10 PM »
I can't say I know jack shit about ya matey so I can't even put the old judgmental stare to work on your posts. You're flatline neutral to me.

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The Flood / Re: My avatar is so deep
« on: December 21, 2015, 06:46:06 PM »
It's a robot with interchangable parts which means that it can be whatever the hell it wants to be. And it's probably smiling because it knows this.

Unlike your inferior vessel of flesh and bone which is resigned to being a meat prison of the mind.

Secretely, you vie for cybernetics to become mainstream among humankind, so that you can shoot lasers out of your vagina when assaulted by filthy fleshbag males.

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The Flood / Re: because nobody checks news or septagon
« on: December 21, 2015, 05:56:27 PM »
FUCK YEAH ANOTHER WEEB AS A MONITOR
You do realise it's kinda childish to just homogenise an entire bunch of users on a website because they all watch anime right?

Sure sure, anime is satan but really now
Honestly

When was the last time a weeb did anything worse than any other user on this website?

Banter is fine, like we give flee flak for being a brony but it's just that - banter. We don't scream blue murder about how he's a degenerate weirdo because he watches a cartoon for little girls (bants)

so pls
grow up a little would ya?
You have to admit trannies and weebs get preferential treatment.

Yeah, well the neat little thing about that is that if the sides were reversed, normalfags would get preferential treatment instead, basically amounting to the same thing.

So, no big deal really since there's no winning either way.
What

If it's not one group getting preferential treatment, it'd end up being the other. To which somebody would inevitably bitch about it. Back to square one anyway.

Course equalized treatment is a thing.

But you know better. That ain't happening.

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The Flood / Re: because nobody checks news or septagon
« on: December 21, 2015, 05:50:41 PM »
FUCK YEAH ANOTHER WEEB AS A MONITOR
You do realise it's kinda childish to just homogenise an entire bunch of users on a website because they all watch anime right?

Sure sure, anime is satan but really now
Honestly

When was the last time a weeb did anything worse than any other user on this website?

Banter is fine, like we give flee flak for being a brony but it's just that - banter. We don't scream blue murder about how he's a degenerate weirdo because he watches a cartoon for little girls (bants)

so pls
grow up a little would ya?
You have to admit trannies and weebs get preferential treatment.

Yeah, well the neat little thing about that is that if the sides were reversed, normalfags would get preferential treatment instead, basically amounting to the same thing.

So, no big deal really since there's no winning either way.

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He's gone off the deep end again...

But tall diving boards are fun doe.

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The Flood / Re: How much do you tip?
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:54:52 AM »
I tip unironically euphorically.

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:48:02 AM »


I love you too Korra~




FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

AND MAGIC IS HERESY



Choo choo motherfucker.
Thank you, Sandy. I will never ever be able to sleep again.

When the food packaging says "serves 3-4 people"

Spoiler

When someone randomly posts jokes from imgur FP





MFW the ruse is up because somebody else has a memory that extends back to approximately two months.

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The Flood / Re: dicks
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:39:09 AM »
Short for futanari

Futurama was a cool show.

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The Flood / Re: dicks
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:38:41 AM »
We call that "Futa" you idgit.

Footons are comfy.

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The Flood / Re: dicks
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:34:12 AM »
Spoiler

Dick made of dicks

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The Flood / Re: dicks
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:33:03 AM »
Dicks in dicks

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The Flood / Re: NEVER order something overseas during the holiday spree
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:18:26 AM »
The funny thing is, it won't even arrive in January. It won't ever arrive.

The tale told a thousand times over of shit shipped on christmas.

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The Flood / Re: Woah
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:05:27 AM »
Now watch as it gets cut down cause it's obstructing power lines or some shit.

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:04:00 AM »


I love you too Korra~




FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

AND MAGIC IS HERESY



Choo choo motherfucker.
Thank you, Sandy. I will never ever be able to sleep again.

When the food packaging says "serves 3-4 people"

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:44:05 AM »

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:30:53 AM »
LEIK OH MAW GAWD POONIES

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:28:03 AM »
I'm just gonna call them poonies from now on because that has a funny ring to it.

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8 Crazy Nights is objectively the best Christmas movie to watch if you want to fast track suicide for the holidays while crying into your eggnog.

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The Flood / Re: Just avenged my spouse (NSFW)
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:44:50 PM »
MORE KHORNE FLAKES FOR THE CEREAL GOD

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The Flood / Re: >Substituting Cornbread for Birthday Cake
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:36:44 PM »
>Substituting nothing for birthday cake

"Happy" Birthday.

would rather have no cake than having my taste buds obliterated and my stomach chrurning

No cook can make frosting on cornbread taste any better than anal cancer.

Stop getting fucking shit cooks then.

Your food cooks need to git gud.

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The Flood / Re: >Substituting Cornbread for Birthday Cake
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:34:09 PM »
>Substituting nothing for birthday cake

"Happy" Birthday.

would rather have no cake than having my taste buds obliterated and my stomach chrurning

Stop getting fucking shit cooks then.

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The Flood / Re: >Substituting Cornbread for Birthday Cake
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:30:36 PM »
>Substituting nothing for birthday cake

"Happy" Birthday.

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The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:24:39 PM »
You need to take the stick outta yer butt by the way. Wait, no. Wrong one. Take your head outta your arse Verb.

Don't be such a walking stiff about people.

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The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:18:58 PM »
You know how some people read things and then take them like personalized insults or get way out of hand in the discussion?

Like they forget that it's actually just a discussion and instead treat it like somebody on the other end is out to get them?

Pretty sure that's where "it's just my opinion" comes in. Like a friendly nod and reminder to take it easy. But no. NO. You had to go and find something negative about it. Course, right?

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:35:07 PM »
The Force is only balanced when the Dark Side doesn't exist. The Dark side is being present not balanced -- the Dark Side itself is an imbalance.

Or alternatively you could say that balance was achieved when only one side existed. The Sith Rule of Two rule was present for a bit of an important reason.

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Serious / Re: Many top Pentagon officials will resign if Trump wins
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:29:05 PM »
I will lose all faith in the American Voter if he get in.  He will destroy our Canadian economy

Implying our economy already hasn't fucking tanked.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been told you are going to slow?
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:20:57 PM »
My PE coach told me I was running too slow one day.

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The Flood / Re: Is XBL down?
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:19:42 PM »
Lizard Squad 2.0

"I will finish, what you started."

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:49:26 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Your Xbox stats in 2015
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:59:00 PM »
I've got 530 hours for the year and my most played game was Dank Souls II.

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