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1621
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:31:53 PM »
I am a girl
look at me do girl stuff
Please don't drive your vehicle into me. One time was fine thanks.
1622
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:51:11 AM »
Oh yes, I do love my BEEKEEPER armor set. The lactation ports do come in handy.
You know, it's like somebody put those ports on the armour, knowing that if they put them over the nipples, they'd be nipple ports. So they moved them slightly off to the side to avoid that, but I guess they forgot that now nobody can ever unsee slanted out ouf position nipples.
1623
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:56:27 AM »
And now I'm going to sleep. Stuff to do in the morning.
You take care now, Jive.
1624
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:53:55 AM »
Good morning and goodnight, Jive.
I don't get these song lyrics by the way.
Tell me about your day, Sandtrap
I talked to some docs, reread some shitty letters I got in the mail, sat on my butt and enjoyed a bit of free time while I have it, and am now getting ready. Ready for Christmas and ready for what comes after. It's been a long day.
1625
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:50:44 AM »
Gentlemen and miscellaneous ladies. Do me a wonderful favor and stay classy. I bid you goodnight. And an early Merry Christmas.
1626
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:47:35 AM »
Good morning and goodnight, Jive.
I don't get these song lyrics by the way.
1627
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:40:37 AM »
 All other answers are literally, mathematically, ironically, unironically, and factually, objectively, wrong.
1628
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:36:28 AM »
I love you so much sandtrap, thats so true
fuck people like verbatim who spend their whole LIVES hating others
like what the fuck just live your own life
Well, I certainly didn't say that, nor mean it in that particular manner. But it's a fair point. Verb'll work out his own issues, or he won't, simple as that. Everybody's got their own special little stick up their ass to work out right?
1629
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:30:20 AM »
It can creep up on you. Drink a water maybe after so you don't get too trashed.
lol why did you like verbs comment are you a prude too
Well, he's got a bit of a point. Folks have a lot of stuff you could easily grow to hate if you looked for it. Hell, sometimes you don't even have to look for it. It just happens all by itself.
yeah let's not hate people for raping others, judging others, killing others, assaulting others, but for doing bad things to themselves
makes total sense
Well, now that you mention it, hate really is trivial. It's almost pointless actually. For example's sake. Let's say for a moment that you hated me. So, there you are, hating me. Some people choose to do nothing with their hate but internalize it, which, is especially useless. And, you could hate me all you want and actively manifest it via insults, and I wouldn't put too much mind to it, which would make it useless to you again because you're expending all that energy and emotional strain for literally no gain. Unless of course, you acted on it. At which point, you don't gain much because you basically get instant karma'd. Talk about a useless emotion eh? It's like a completely useless, twisted form of self satisfaction. So, no, let's not hate. Just act with surgical precision. Somebody rapes somebody? Shoot em and leave em in a ditch. Judging others? Give it your best shot to present the other side of the argument and if they don't wanna come round then that's their fuckin' problem. You know what you do with people who hate? You leave them behind and you walk forwards as best you can.
1630
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:19:51 AM »
It can creep up on you. Drink a water maybe after so you don't get too trashed.
lol why did you like verbs comment are you a prude too
Well, he's got a bit of a point. Folks have a lot of stuff you could easily grow to hate if you looked for it. Hell, sometimes you don't even have to look for it. It just happens all by itself.
1631
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:15:13 AM »
I hate humans.
Look on the bright side slick. In all likelyhood, we'll destroy ourselves first before your ideology ever even needs to gain traction. No hard work needed whatsoever. Look ma, no hands.
1632
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:06:08 AM »
I hear that slapping yourself is a hit you immediately kind of deal.
1633
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:53:50 AM »
Are you in fact, ready for the holiday?
1634
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:17:11 AM »
shut the fuck up
um rood
of course
of coarse
sand is so rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere
I HATE THEM
You don't get to bring friends.
I KILLED THEM
LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY WERE
THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
They're not my friends.
I've failed you. You trusted me and I failed you.
You were the chosen one. You were supposed to bring balance to the force.
Not leave it in darkness.
1635
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:14:00 AM »
shut the fuck up
um rood
of course
of coarse
sand is so rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere
I HATE THEM
You don't get to bring friends.
I KILLED THEM
LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY WERE
THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
They're not my friends.
I've failed you. You trusted me and I failed you.
1636
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:12:08 AM »
shut the fuck up
um rood
of course
of coarse
sand is so rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere
I HATE THEM
You don't get to bring friends.
I KILLED THEM
LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY WERE
THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
They're not my friends.
1637
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:09:26 AM »
shut the fuck up
um rood
of course
of coarse
sand is so rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere
I HATE THEM
You don't get to bring friends.
1638
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:54:00 PM »
Who said it was the only way?
He might chug a few and do other activities at the same time.
Or he could just do those other things. Without the alcohol.
He certainly could. But, tasty beverages apparently. It's the equivilent of saying that your local shop mechanic could just do a good job on your vehicle without trying to rip you off.
1639
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:50:57 PM »
I like my brain.
Me too
Doubtful.
No fun allowed
Because drinking is the only way to have fun.
Who said it was the only way? He might chug a few and do other activities at the same time.
1640
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:36:35 PM »
In hindsight, Septy, I'm very dissappointed in you.
That's not a line of coke smeared on the glass is it? It's just stupid fuckin' sugar.
Have you not been taking any lessons from Sip7agon seriously?
I'm sorry my local dealer didn't have any in stock today. Sugar was the best I could do
You need to take one of those broken bottles and shank your dealer until he gives you the good stuff.
I will next time fam. Then I'll dump his body in the pond next to my apartment balcony.
Lol what body?
Everybody knows the good stuff is the insides.
Sprinkle some coke on the body. Put it in the oven for 420.
And you got yourself a nice fookin christmas dinner.
Bruh you're blowing my ming with these ideas
What if I put parts of his body in a crock pot.
You fuckin' amatuer. No. No no no no. What you need to make is coke powdered kebabs.
1641
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:34:59 PM »
Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.
But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.
It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?
It's more that after years of hating relationships because of me being cheated on by my first on our year anniversary, me and a girl are finally comfortable enough to fuck and do it in a real relationship way. But I would be a total pussy if I lead with my reasoning for why I am happy more than "i'mgettinfukinlaiddddd".
Small steps. Whatever makes ya happy, friend.
1642
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:32:42 PM »
In hindsight, Septy, I'm very dissappointed in you.
That's not a line of coke smeared on the glass is it? It's just stupid fuckin' sugar.
Have you not been taking any lessons from Sip7agon seriously?
I'm sorry my local dealer didn't have any in stock today. Sugar was the best I could do
You need to take one of those broken bottles and shank your dealer until he gives you the good stuff.
I will next time fam. Then I'll dump his body in the pond next to my apartment balcony.
Lol what body? Everybody knows the good stuff is the insides. Sprinkle some coke on the body. Put it in the oven for 420. And you got yourself a nice fookin christmas dinner.
1643
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:29:16 PM »
In hindsight, Septy, I'm very dissappointed in you.
That's not a line of coke smeared on the glass is it? It's just stupid fuckin' sugar.
Have you not been taking any lessons from Sip7agon seriously?
I'm sorry my local dealer didn't have any in stock today. Sugar was the best I could do
You need to take one of those broken bottles and shank your dealer until he gives you the good stuff.
1644
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:24:39 PM »
In hindsight, Septy, I'm very dissappointed in you.
That's not a line of coke smeared on the glass is it? It's just stupid fuckin' sugar.
Have you not been taking any lessons from Sip7agon seriously?
1645
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:22:44 PM »
Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.
But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.
It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?
1646
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:16:15 PM »
Just gimme the whole bottle dude.
But then I wouldn't have enough for the floof
Fuck em. I need it more for what's coming.
I have a bottle of belvedere vodka you can have
Gimme both. Just gimme all the bottles.
Can you pay the iron price
No. Probably not. I could just give you the bottle caps back though, so when the apocalypse comes you'll have two caps to buy yourself another bottle.
1647
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:14:22 PM »
The Sportons packed too many doughnuts in that game.
1648
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:12:48 PM »
Just gimme the whole bottle dude.
But then I wouldn't have enough for the floof
Fuck em. I need it more for what's coming.
I have a bottle of belvedere vodka you can have
Gimme both. Just gimme all the bottles.
1649
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:11:11 PM »
Just gimme the whole bottle dude.
But then I wouldn't have enough for the floof
Fuck em. I need it more for what's coming.
1650
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:08:18 PM »
Just gimme the whole bottle dude.
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