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The Flood / Re: please fucking kill me, someone
« on: December 23, 2015, 09:40:59 AM »
Look on the bright side Naru. You may not want to go to mexico. But if I were in your shoes I'd be happy to. That may or may not paint a good picture of my state of things and it might not be a very good consolation, but hey.

Mexico. Go have fun with all the sneioritas.
But there is nothing to do over there anymore

Eat food. Mexico has lots of food.

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The Flood / Re: please fucking kill me, someone
« on: December 23, 2015, 09:39:02 AM »
Look on the bright side Naru. You may not want to go to mexico. But if I were in your shoes I'd be happy to. That may or may not paint a good picture of my state of things and it might not be a very good consolation, but hey.

Mexico. Go have fun with all the senioritas.

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Serious / Re: 30% of GOP Wants to Bomb Agrabah
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:45:14 PM »
Like somebody else all ready said.

*ahem*

Fuck those carpet riding sons a bitches!

1594
Christmas is nothing but trash.


If you remove one letter "e" from that statement the entire post becomes about TF2.

Personally, I'd love to let the hat flow through me.
random

There is nothing random about the pursuit of hats, deary.




Mine's bigger.

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The Flood / Re: "So what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh, nothing"
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:21:05 PM »
We're having family and I'm instilling a new tradition of making homemade pizza on Christmas day since one of my friends said their family does it.

It sounded good and fun. My nephew and niece would love it.
why pizza

why not pizza?

1596
Christmas is nothing but trash.


If you remove one letter "e" from that statement the entire post becomes about TF2.

Personally, I'd love to let the hat flow through me.
random

There is nothing random about the pursuit of hats, deary.

1597
The Flood / Re: This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:09:14 PM »
What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

Mmm hmmm.

But you're a bear. You got charged with misdemeanor and then manslaughter when you mauled the people who tried to get you away from the garbage.

Why am I responsible for their idiocy?

Because you're not a rapper.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:00:38 PM »
What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

Mmm hmmm.

But you're a bear. You got charged with misdemeanor and then manslaughter when you mauled the people who tried to get you away from the garbage.

1599
Christmas is nothing but trash.


If you remove one letter "e" from that statement the entire post becomes about TF2.

Personally, I'd love to let the hat flow through me.

1600
The Flood / Re: This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 05:56:54 PM »
What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

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Well, I don't ask for anything. Actually I do. I don't want anything but I tell everybody to buy me socks so they don't have to go through the puzzle of finding out what to get for somebody who doesn't want anything.

But I can't say that I enjoy christmas for the time of year either. Too many bad christmas's beforehand. And I can't be arsed to be social. Only thing I wanna do is dissappear during Christmas.

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The Flood / Re: Time to go back to Wisconsin
« on: December 22, 2015, 05:51:32 PM »
I don't know where that is.

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Serious / Re: Is this a hoax?
« on: December 22, 2015, 05:50:43 PM »
Well, if it's true, then all I have to say is:

GG Catholics.

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The Flood / Re: "So what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh, nothing"
« on: December 22, 2015, 05:27:50 PM »
I guess I'm hitler then. Already own all the stuff I want. Oh wait. No.

I tell them to buy me socks.

Hitler averted.

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The Flood / Re: So I spent 4 days at a cabin in Vermont with 12 dudes
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:34:52 PM »
sounds p gay mang

sounds p gay mang

unds p gay mangos

sup gay mangos

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:29:54 PM »
seY!

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
She has a stupid face.

It looks like she's making a snide comment to somebody. It's the kinda face you'd see on those highschool queens that ruled over their cool-girl packs.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:22:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Camping In A Refurbished '72 Airstream.
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:07:18 PM »
Will you ride eternally in your shiny dildo-mobile on wheels?

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The Flood / Re: A Russian gamer puts a $7,000 lawsuit on Fallout 4
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:40:46 PM »
Only 7OOO?

That was probably all he had left after the divorce. Wifey probably took the other 7/8ths of it.

No
He's suing for 7OOO

That's not a lot to make up for a wife and job lol

If we do some conversion rates on russian currency it just might be.

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The Flood / Re: Does Becoming Obsolete Scare You?
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:38:56 PM »
You're only senile and obsolete if you let yourself become that and it's no fault but your own if you wake up one day to be a useless sack of potatoes who doesn't know what's going on in the world outside your little shelter bubble.


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The Flood / Re: A Russian gamer puts a $7,000 lawsuit on Fallout 4
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:36:01 PM »
Only 7OOO?

That was probably all he had left after the divorce. Wifey probably took the other 7/8ths of it.

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The Flood / Re: 3 days until Xmas
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:32:20 PM »
I ain't feelin' it either. Things crept up too fast this year.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:30:50 PM »
Lo and behold, I was finally brought to justice for all those illegal U-turns of mine on empty town streets.

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why does every mod discussion devolve into an argument about whether verb should or shouldn't be a mod?
Because of the apparent 'nice Verbatim' that only shows up around staff changes that folks (including staff) still fall for.
But he's been pretty nice for the most part since I joined even before I was a mod.

Verb is very mean to unborn children and their feelings.


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Legitimate question who the fuck is Yu.

I've been here all this time and never once asked.
Like who is he?

or who is 'Yu'?

Yes.
The resident gay butt-burglar

That doesn't help me.

There's like 12-15 of those on this site.
He's the resident gay, MEXICAN butt-burglar

Cee.

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Legitimate question who the fuck is Yu.

I've been here all this time and never once asked.
Like who is he?

or who is 'Yu'?

Yes.
The resident gay butt-burglar

That doesn't help me.

There's like 12-15 of those on this site.


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Legitimate question who the fuck is Yu.

I've been here all this time and never once asked.
Like who is he?

or who is 'Yu'?

Yes.

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The Flood / Re: Let me tell you a secret
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:46:49 PM »
I'm not letting you tell me anything!

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Legitimate question who the fuck is Yu.

I've been here all this time and never once asked.

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