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The Flood / You know those "I hate Monday's" posters and shit
« on: April 02, 2016, 05:06:51 AM »


I found something Verb can put up on his wall wherever he goes.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 02, 2016, 03:46:51 AM »
I am starting to think I need to make a how to warzone video with how your guys games have been going...
Step 1: Get matched with/against people who are actually at a realistic level?
Only time matching matters is that you are going solo into a lobby full of people. But that has always been a constant in Halo

With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.

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The Flood / Re: When's the hardest you've been punched?
« on: April 02, 2016, 03:44:08 AM »
I don't remember the hardest I was ever punched. But I remember the hardest time I was kicked, at least.

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The Flood / Re: Recommend a movie
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:42:41 PM »
Suicide by watching every Adam Sandler movie back to back non-stop.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:34:01 PM »
The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.
So you're mad that you don't have access to better stuff because you were playing worse??????? What????

Mate, I can't carry 15 teammates on my back while simultaneously fighting off 16 of the enemy team. You ever tried making the push past just a couple of req bars when your team is boxed into their spawn base or just the first measly base they took?

I'm not a half bad player. Most games I'm within the top five players on my team. But I'm not jesus. There's only so much backpacking and baby sitting I can do for my team while trying to win everything else that's happening.

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I am pleased to announce a more fitting style to better emmulate our mod populace.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 01, 2016, 04:24:13 PM »
The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 01, 2016, 01:45:25 PM »
>tfw the only warzone gamemode actually worth playing is only up for three days

I fucking know right?

That mode is gonna leave me spoiled. It's really poor for vehicle gameplay since you instantly get lasered, but hell is it ever good for just infantry fuckfests.

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The Flood / Go here
« on: April 01, 2016, 01:05:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I think I just realized how stupid this holiday is.
« on: April 01, 2016, 01:03:15 PM »
Wait what. What holiday is today?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Review
« on: April 01, 2016, 12:41:07 PM »


Attempting to verify if Verb is capable of humor and being a ruseman with careful inspection.

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
« on: April 01, 2016, 12:36:04 PM »
Okay so a bit of backstory.

This girl is the daughter of my father's best friend from college, and my first girlfriend, from the summer after seventh grade.

Well, I had 'dated' others but she was my first kiss.

We were kind of born to be together, and through the years we've met each other in very different places in life, reaching across many locations and stages of maturity.

The problem with fate is, it isn't always what you want.

The truth is I never loved her, and while we had fun, my truest love will always be someone else.

Now I've loved a handful of people, maybe two or three in my time, but only one I can say with utmost certainty will have my heart until the day I die.

I genuinely believe that the universe said it was supposed to be this girl, but my heart chose someone else just a few months later.

But she adheres to the script laid before us, and I don't think even though I will never have my true love, that I can ever give myself to her.

And why is that? Different personalities, or what?

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The Flood / Re: I've decided
« on: April 01, 2016, 01:40:21 AM »
Why is it a bad idea for women to join the navy?

Spoiler
Because she'll be exposed to lots of seamen

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I'd just like to point out here that while yes, there's exaggerated movements in gaming, women's hips and walk are different from guys due to their hip structure, which is biologically different from guys, which she at least alludes to with talk of high heels.

Second, "When male characters are depicted as shirtless or wearing little clothing–like the character sometimes dubbed “Hot Ryu” from Street Fighter V– their lack of clothing demonstrates their power and strength, rather than depicting them as erotic playthings or reducing them to sexualized body parts."

Nope. I'm sorry. That's a bit of a crock right there. It really is. In most portrayals of guys, when the shirt comes off, it's an attractive feature, which therefore has roots in sexuality. Look at any magazine based around male sexuality and the first thing you'll see is shirtless guys. Some in more envoking poses, others in just standard poses.

You want me to prove that?

Put a topless picture of Chris Evans in here and wait for Icy to come in here and start fantasizing. And he's a dude. I didn't even mention what good looking shirtless guys do to the ladies.

Decent enough read though. Although I feel like she's poking holes and leaving no room for characters that actually are sexified. As in, that particular character's character is, well, a person who uses sexual emphasis. Take Catwoman for instance. Eye candy for guys, yes, but from an actual character standpoint, that's part of her personality. She uses that to her advantage when dealing with men, and she's got a long track record for stuff like that.

And, lastly, it was women who learned that sex and appeal made for good tricks. Willing prostitution wouldn't exist otherwise. Sex and appeal are just in some people's characters.

While I understand the whole big deal with portrayals, we also can't forget the other side at the same time, which is what she leaves out and seemingly condemns entirely.


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The Flood / Re: I had a meltdown tonight
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:57:22 PM »
That's not always the case. I didn't like where I was at before, so I changed myself and it temporarily got me to a better place in life, I feel I'm still right back where I started. I tried again, and I got stuck again. And again, and again, and again. I'm not going to give up, I'm better than that but every failed attempt crushes the morale even more. And I did happen to stumble upon happiness, but it went away on its own and every attempt at trying to bring it back is met with the same result.

I feel significantly better than I did a little over three weeks ago, I can finally work, sleep, and raid again. But the thoughts don't seem to go away, and I feel I'm slowly falling back into that state of mind I was in last month. Luckily the new Eva announcement this morning has held it off considerably as that's always the thing that can keep me somewhat upbeat in moody thoughts.

If there was one thing I learned, it's that if you're unhappy, you've got to change it. It's not just going to stumble on over and beat you upside the head.

Well, since we're talking about problems here, I may as well mention momentum.

It's another thing that a lot of people seem to forget about, or they have little clue over. When you're trying to make yourself better in any regard, the most important thing is following a logical path of steps that you can take to fully realize an end result.

A lot of people's mistakes when dealing with being depressed, revolve around acceptance, or being too content with their situation. It relates back to what I said earlier about unhappy people having a warped sense of happiness. They're miserable, but they accept it and aren't content to change.

Some people, however, take their first steps and try to climb out of their hole. But they still have that underlying issue of being too content. Content isn't the right word for this, but it's all I have on hand at the moment. Anyway, they'll climb up a little bit, and they might reach a spot where they can say that they're happy.

But they haven't yet solved their problems or really tackled their real issues. So in this little pit stop of temporary happiness, they make their mistake. They stop. They feel content with their current position, and so they stop and stay where they're at. And then, inevitably, their happiness fades as their problems gnaw at them again.

Their mistake is stopping. The key to really beating your issues is to string your progress together in a successive chain without stopping. You reached a high point in your life and accomplished a goal? Good. Keep climbing and work towards the next rung on the ladder.

What so many people falter at, is that they stop. And when you stop, you slide back down again. And exactly what you said happens. It gets harder and harder to pull yourself out of your hole again every time you slide back down.


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The Flood / Re: Why do job applications ask you what your sexuality is
« on: March 31, 2016, 01:04:43 PM »
If they ever do then it's one of those times where you're obliged to fuck with them.

Roto-Sexual.

Helicopters really make your gears turn.

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Gaming / Re: Here's the full details for Fallout 4's survival mode
« on: March 31, 2016, 12:41:59 PM »
Might be time to throw money down on a new game methinks.

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The Flood / Re: I had a meltdown tonight
« on: March 31, 2016, 11:24:49 AM »
If there was one thing I learned, it's that if you're unhappy, you've got to change it. It's not just going to stumble on over and beat you upside the head.

I dunno much about you and maybe first impressions are wrong, but it seems like you're drifting and that you're lost to any sort of direction you'd want your life to go. And, you yourself might be caught in for a loop. Self loathing or depression can be a self fulfilling cycle, to the point where somebody's been in that state for so long, that in a weird warped way, they become "happy" with being unhappy.

But it's not a true version of happiness since their unhappiness multiplies in response, dropping them closer to point of no return.

I won't beat around the bush here. This all comes down to you.

Help can be given by people to give you direction but ultimately it has to be you that wants to change and do something about it. And that's the toughest part that a lot of people fail at. They want help and they want escape but they want it done for them.

Trust me, if there was an easy button to push that'd make your problems dissappear and then reappear as a nice ordered life I'm sure anybody here would push it if they had the chance. Such is not the case. You need to pick yourself up off the floor and start turning your life around.

Find your issues and problems and start fixing them. And if you don't know where to start, then get help and directions. But it all comes down to you. You have to want to change things in the first place.

And if you're really in that much trouble, then get back on your meds if they're what can balance you out.

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The Flood / Re: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:52:49 AM »
I woke up.

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The Flood / Re: Should We Send A Probe Deep Into Uranus?
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:45:40 AM »

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That's three years and two and a half months late for fucks to be given.

And their layout still looks like shit. I mean it's better than staring at the old car highbeam settings they had but even still. Should have never changed their site layout in the first place. It wasn't broken, it required no fixing.

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The Flood / Re: Wuestion
« on: March 30, 2016, 08:19:05 PM »
Because you really need to fuck somebody to love them, right?

Anyway, incest primarily gets its roots for being wrong for two reasons.

1. An overwhelming majority of families practicing it being host to really fucked up people, and all the mutant babies born with defects from especially unsafe sex.

2. The Westermark effect. It's a hypothesised psychological mechanism that affects people in their very young years living in close proximity to other people like family memebers or other close relations. It inhibits sexual attraction or feelings towards such figures.




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You can't appropriate something that doesn't exist. The white man has spent all of its history stealing from other REAL cultures.

That black chick's companion is the very definition of appropriating white culture doe.

Gonna need a medical chopper here.

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That black chick's companion is the very definition of appropriating white culture doe.

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The Flood / Re: Blog: I'd jump at the chance to spark a fight
« on: March 30, 2016, 01:39:56 PM »
You're having a day/week where you're anxious, is all. Don't be a troglodyte child and play into it.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:54:27 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls and you (spoilers allowed)
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:47:33 PM »


My body is reggae.

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Senpai, teach me the ways of not spawning in front of a tank.

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:24:40 PM »
Guys seriously, ten bucks. Six pack. Amazon.
There's no aroma to inhale while jerking it though.

You mean you don't like that new package smell?

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The Flood / Re: broke up with my girlfriend today
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:19:52 PM »
I see stuff but I forget to reply so I'm fashionably late here. I'm not actually very useful for these sorts of things and I never quite know what to say, since I've never exactly gone through a breakup due to whatever various reasons.

But you'll keep looking. Maybe you'll even get lucky and they'll find you first. But if you're still feeling blue about it, remember this.

It's a bad day. But it's not the rest of your life.

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