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The Flood / Re: Rum and coke has me philosophical
« on: February 02, 2016, 12:49:36 AM »
You're in your 40's, correct?

How does it feel to watch the newer generations behind you descend into extra special retardation, and that these people are our future?

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Serious / Re: Who here has had suicidal thoughts lately?
« on: February 02, 2016, 12:12:07 AM »
They still show up when I'm in slow moments.

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The Flood / Re: Hotel booking advice for America?
« on: February 02, 2016, 12:07:07 AM »
I'd reccommend you bring 5000% additional money on top of your travel funds, as you're literally satan over there if you don't tip after everything.

I can't help you with hotels, but know that you'll be well off when you get rejected for a vacancy and tip the hotel manager for the privilidge of getting rejected so that he doesn't call the gang of mexicans out back on the other side of the hotel.


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Gaming / Re: Songs and sounds you dread hearing in games
« on: February 02, 2016, 12:01:57 AM »
Moaning noises in horror. Old school zombies still give me the heebie-jeebies.

You'd love Dividers in Dead Space then. You can hear them across the entire level moaning their sobby asses off and then they go quiet right before tey find you.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Almost Valentines Day?
« on: February 01, 2016, 11:55:48 PM »
Oh shit it's february.

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It's because of the reflexes.

The mouse is your entire collective hand moving about which gives you better tuning with your reflexes and ability to use hand eye coordination.

What does a controller do? Usually limits your hand eye coordination and reflexes to your thumb alone with the joystick.

Your thumb is flexible, but it doesn't beat the fine tuned movements of an entire hand.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone have some snow-coffee?
« on: February 01, 2016, 08:57:24 PM »
God is dead and we have killed him

True Korea's Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Un, slayed God in one on one combat

Pfft, not even that. Kim had both arms and legs tied behind his back and was blindfolded.

Beardy Weirdy didn't stand a chance.

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Serious / Re: 10 Canadians question Trudeau in unscripted interviews
« on: February 01, 2016, 08:53:17 PM »
Oh my gosh no black people in the Cabinet! This is serious issue!

Comments sections is cancer. hur Trudeau listens to obviously-not-handpicked-people-for-the-sake-of-muh-diversity Canadians WHAT A GREAT PM UNLIKE TYRANT HARPER

Just blow this country up, fam.

As much as I'm no fan of the government, or some particular provinces, I still live here ya know.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 01, 2016, 08:36:50 PM »
Halo 3 has a shit campaign and Halo Reach is just a bad game, but at least they launched as full games and you didn't have to read the books to understand what's going on in them. When Bungie had Halo you just needed the books to find out what happened in between the games and the lore which makes them up like the Spartan program and why the war started. With 343 on the other hand you need to read the books and comics to understand not only what happened in between the games, but the games as well. I know Bungie had their faults with Halo but 343 shouldn't even made the book mistakes since they know how little Bungie explained in their games. Unlike Halo 5, The Wither 3 on the other hand gives you info about what happened in the other two games.

And let's not forget, after you read the comics and books, they become completely irrelevant to the game as a whole.

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Gaming / Re: Songs and sounds you dread hearing in games
« on: February 01, 2016, 03:57:23 PM »
Mass Effect 3 Banshee scream

Multiplayer was a fun experience with those things around

YouTube


Wow that brings back bad memories of that fucking magnetic kill animation they always pulled you in from like a mile away.

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Gaming / Re: Songs and sounds you dread hearing in games
« on: February 01, 2016, 03:56:03 PM »
YouTube


Hearing this on max difficulty makes you turn right the fuck around.

YouTube


Invaders.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 01, 2016, 03:27:36 PM »

Cortana: Maiden in distress


What game are you playing?

Joking about the whole Ex BF deal.

Warden was white knighting her pretty damn hard.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 01, 2016, 03:08:29 PM »
Chief: The Ex Boyfriend

Blue Team: Ex BF's Squad

Cortana: Maiden in distress

Warden Eternal: Friend Zoned Fedora Master


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The Flood / Re: Lemon's been gone too long.
« on: February 01, 2016, 02:58:40 PM »
He'll come back around. A lot of folks here are more stubborn in helpful ways than given credit. If he's going through a tough time, he'll come through. If he puts even a quarter of his unflinching manners in defending Halo and applies it in a real life sense, I'd imagine he'd be a tough person to keep down.

He'll show up again.

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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 01:10:48 PM »
The one I just remembered is nice. I think it's the only one I've got. It was something like five or six years ago. I was in total isolation for three months with no human contact save for the rare phone call. I was house sitting for some people who had to go out of province but couldn't leave their home unattended.

I took the full time job of taking care of their farmstead while they were gone. It was tough work, but so damn nice at the same time. They gave me full run of the house to use. So I'd just wake in the day. Sometimes early, sometimes late. But it was just...mine.

I had lots of work to do and things to look out for, but I could do every one of them on my own time as I chose to do. Most peaceful three months of my life I've ever known.

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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:45:30 PM »
GradNight at six flags my senior year of high school. Honestly one of the best days of my life

You got pissed drunk right?
Nope absolutely no drugs of any kind man. It was just such a great experience. We had the euphoria feeling of knowing we were graduating in the next week, we were with all of the friends we'd  grown close to over the years(plus I was with the only girl I've actually loved) and we were surrounded by thousands of other teenagers feeling the same things we were. Plus there were roller coasters at night! Completely sober

That's right. Grad parties. Feels like the end of something and the beginning of something.

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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:44:21 PM »
My time spent in Germany, by far.
What'd you end up in Germany for?
It was a student ambassador trip. I went to Italy, Austria, Germany, Switzerland, and France for a period of three weeks.

I keep hearing about this stuff. The school in my town sent everybody off to france a couple years back.

Would have been cool if that trend started a few years back when I was still in school.

What was so peachy about Germany?

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:40:22 PM »
Lol I cheesed the fucking shit out of the dual Warden fight on Legendary with Osiris.

I slipped the wraith ultra past the roadblock where you fight the first warden and move up to the other two and blew them both the fuck out.

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Gaming / Re: Favorite videogame cities?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:37:25 PM »
New York in Prototype 2 was fun to wander around in and just watch people do shit.

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The Flood / Re: The McGurk Effect
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:32:04 PM »
Sounds like a great idea for a new McDonald's burger

Looks like one thing but tastes like another

You can already do that though. Just take a happy meal and put it in a blender.

Looks like a poopy milkshake.

Tastes like happy.

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The Flood / Re: The McGurk Effect
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:31:09 PM »
Stop filling my eyes with psuedo scientific illusions Mr. Psyche.

How can my eyes be real if light is distorted by space-time and gravity and a pseudo-science?
If you can poke them, they are real.

But what if I have special light blocking goggles in the way?
poke harder


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The Flood / Re: The McGurk Effect
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:29:31 PM »
Stop filling my eyes with psuedo scientific illusions Mr. Psyche.

How can my eyes be real if light is distorted by space-time and gravity and a pseudo-science?
If you can poke them, they are real.

But what if I have special light blocking goggles in the way?

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The Flood / Re: I really believe I can't get addicted to anything
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:19:38 PM »
How's your coffee?

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The Flood / Re: The McGurk Effect
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:18:16 PM »
Stop filling my eyes with psuedo scientific illusions Mr. Psyche.

How can my eyes be real if light is distorted by space-time and gravity and a pseudo-science?


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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:16:15 PM »
My time spent in Germany, by far.

What'd you end up in Germany for?

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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:15:54 PM »
GradNight at six flags my senior year of high school. Honestly one of the best days of my life

You got pissed drunk right?

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The Flood / Re: What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:14:50 PM »
My go to happy memory is when I used to hang out at a horse ranch with this kid Timmy and we'd explore and shit. I have a lot of happy memories but that's my go to.

Why do you think it's so nice?

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The Flood / Re: Fine Brothers' subscription count LIVE™
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:13:49 PM »
Who are these people and what happened?
Popular YouTubers who have a series where they have a bunch of kids/teens/elders/other YouTubers giving their reaction to viral videos--"reaction videos." In other words, instead of making their own original content, they record a bunch of people reacting to other people's content. They're talentless hacks.

YouTube

People are now unsubscribing en masse because of a new video they put up announcing this new idea that they have. They basically want to put a trademark on react videos on YouTube--and in order to legally create a reaction video of your own, you'll have to have their license (e.g. paying them royalties to have your video up). You'd no longer be able to upload a simple video of your kid reacting to Star Wars--because they'll sick their lawyers on you, I guess.

That's why people are unsubscribing, anyway. Whether or not it's actually a big deal is up to you.

I love the smell of irrelevant internet drama in the morning.

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The Flood / Re: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:10:30 PM »
Do you ever go to watch a video, and then see the still image placed up on it from some random point in the video? And you just look at the person in the still, and tell yourself that this is not a video you're going to enjoy because you can tell that person is going to do something dumb or goofy in the video?

Well I didn't listen to that. And I wasted several minutes of my time.

Thanks Chally.

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The Flood / What's your fondest memory?
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:05:09 PM »
I happened to remember nice something today. Glad I did. How about you? What's something that you can bring up at any time and feel absolutely comforted by?

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