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The Flood / Hey folks, I'm signing up for volunteer firefighter work
« on: July 06, 2015, 02:21:55 PM »
I've been thinking about it for a few weeks now. On the news today I heard that the red cross and our military is getting involved with firefighting up north in my province. The fires up in the north of my province are going out of control alongside the ones in other provinces. There's 600 active firefighters right now and the military is sending in another 1000 people to help.

So, basically, I'm going to pack my shit and head out tonight to sign up for whatever volunteer work they have going up there. They might train me up in firefighting or sign me on to work with a shovel, or hauling water or something. But, obviously, the people up there need help. I feel obliged to.

So, guys. As always. It's been fun. I'll see you all after satan kindly leaves my home alone.

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The Flood / I think I'm gonna go for it
« on: July 03, 2015, 12:22:33 PM »
Been keeping my eyes open for land, still. Started talking with somebody a few days ago. They'd section off a portion of their owned land that they don't use to me, roughly 3-4 acres.

I checked it out. It's quite nice.

And I worked some details out with the owners. Rather than dance around with the banks and ridiculous mortgages and that tripe, we're gonna work the loopholes. I've got an estimate on the price. 3-4 acres would be around 12,000 to 25,000 dollars.

Owner would sell it to me for 3000. Which I have sitting in my safe, right now. By the end of today or tomorrow I would be the complete owner of my own land.

Personally, I think this is a deal I shouldn't pass up. Blog post, I know.

But it's rather exciting to think that in the span of two days I could completely own what many struggle to achieve over the course of a lifetime. And I'm 22. It would give me all the time in the world to shape it and have fun with it.

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The Flood / Is there anybody here who can scientifcally explain......
« on: June 29, 2015, 11:48:19 PM »
Why the fuck it's always the small shit, that stings like a mother fucking bitch? Bug bites, small cuts, crap like that. I mean, okay, give me painful stuff that hurts.

But why does stinging have to linger. Fuck me.

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I have to say, the evenings are weird. Everything goes a shade of yellow.


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The Flood / Sooooooo....yeah
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:16:39 AM »
This is a tad serious. But I guess, not meant for the serious board. The northern part of my province is being visited by satan. Aka it's all on fire.

I've been keeping up with the news. Towns farther up north of me have been wiped out or recieved evacuation notice in the wake of the fact that my province is flatter than a loli's chest. The wind is pushing the fires up north downwards at an alarming rate.

I got some news tonight that my own town is now on evacuation notice.

The closest town up north that is currently being evacuated is only four hours away. The winds up here could jump a fire across that gap in no time at all. I've already spent the day breathing in smoke as thick as fucking fog.

So. Not that I don't have confidence in my province's firefighting abilities. If I should disappear in the upcoming days then I've either packed my ass up to run away from satan or I got roasted.

So. Back to business then.

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Now I assume we're all loosely versed with the theory of evolution. At which point I'm not discrediting it because it's the most sound theory we have evidence of. So, a couple questions then, for the sake of discussion.

1. Since evolution is a continuous process, with life forms evolving and adapting, with the most versatile surviving and eventually coming out on top, then what evolutionary purpose does a virus serve?

A virus's sole purpose of existence is the survival of itself. Which is why it spreads and infects. But, this is a bit contradictory because viruses damage their hosts. And, the stronger, arguably "better" viruses kill their hosts.

Which is a rather big contradiction to surviving.


2. Survival instinct.

Can anybody here, give any sort of guess as to where it came from? Again, if we're going with the rule set of evolution, it's a trial and error process over a very long stretch of time. It's theorized that we have such a fear of things like spiders because it was an evolutionary development because traditionally, a fair number of spiders can be deadly.

But, from day one, if there was no survival instinct, there wouldn't be much in the way of complex celluar life on the planet at all. But, logically speaking anyway, from day one, how could you possibly have any sort of life form with a pre-established need to survive?

Whether it be eating, duplicating, or anything else?



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Here's the bait. It's Halo based. Commission work I'm doing for somebody. Give this little segment a read and see what you think. Keep in mind. This is a rough draft.

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As if the horrible realization wasn’t enough for him. As if the foreign, alien sounds of this place didn’t interrupt his sleep and peace. Early in the morning, they came for him. Barging into his cell, barking orders for him, forcing him to his knees as a black suffocating bag was stuffed overtop of his head.

   He was hauled out, dragged by his feet across concrete. Mac struggled but was only ever met with a blow to his legs or sides that sent him lurching down to the ground. He had no idea where he was going. But he could tell that he’d must have passed through other cell blocks. Full blocks.

   The stench reeked as they passed, combinations of human and alien smells, overwhelming as shouts, jeers, and screams sounded out, cage bars rattled and shook, as Mac was dragged along through winding hallways and checkpoints, until at last, there was silence. He was shoved down into a chair forcefully upon entering a quiet room.

   The door shut, bootsteps vanished, and Mac was left alone. Or, what he thought was alone, until the metal clink of a lighter went off. A voice, familiar to him in its cold business like nature, greeted him.

“I’m going to give you a chance. And only one. Honesty is appreciated here.”

Mac was partially delirious, and partially tired.

“I don’t know…….what I can say that……..I already haven’t.”

Smoke wafted near Mac’s nose as the woman exhaled.

“I don’t buy it. Nobody just happens to find our drops.”

“I swear……please. I didn’t even open it. It just looked like a normal crate. Just….let me go. I won’t say a word.”

Silence filled the room as the woman exhaled a few more times. A lighter clinked as she sighed.

“No. We’re going to do something different.”

Chair legs scratched on the floor as the woman stood up. A door creaked open, followed by boot steps, before Mac was promptly hauled up to his feet forcefully. He was dragged around again, this time, listening to a conversation he couldn’t understand between the woman and apparently other men.

   Sound returned in the distance. Shouting. Cheering. Jeering. A mixed bag of human and alien voices. There was a pause as the group stopped, the shouts of various humans and aliens having grown close now, becoming almost deafening.  Something pierced Mac’s arm, a needle, causing him to gasp suddenly. The woman spoke in English once more, shouting over the apparent noise and commotion.

“Okay sweetie! This here is Rumble drug. If it doesn’t stop your heart, it’ll give you a boost. Now. If you’re a spook, or military, you’ll know how to do things. And, unless you’re absolutely loyal to your front….well, than I guess you’re just meat!”

The woman laughed. A cell door creaked. A deafening, cheering roar resounded from the crowds somewhere close. A rifle butt found itself in Mac’s backside, as he was forced forwards, the black bag over his head ripped free.

For a few brief seconds of delirium, disorientation, and panic.

Mac understood where he was. He understood what was going to happen to him.

And then the drugs in his veins reached his brain.

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Noise dulled and blurred in his ears, an incomprehensible tidal wave of shouts above him, on the upper levels of the cell block. His vision blurred under the blinding, hanging lamps from the ceiling of the block. Somewhere in the distance a high powered megaphone went off.

   Mac’s heart pumped, almost painfully in his chest as he stumbled forwards into the long cell block. A long, vacant hallway for only a few seconds before his eyes registered movement. Fear spiked to something inconceivable, as somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew what he was looking at.

Grunts.

Roughly five of the stout aliens, spiny, dark toned, and thickly armoured under an extremely tough skin. All five of them were scrambling towards Mac from the other end of the cell block. Dark blotches covered their forearms, looking almost like barnacles threatening to overgrow the alien.

   The aliens screamed in high pitched methane laced voices, their ugly mouths splayed wide open due to lack of a mask, instead, bearing a tube stuffed into their nasal passages, hooked up to a rudimentary propane tank strapped on each of their backs.

The Grunts barreled down the cell block, looking decrepit and sickly.

Starving.

   Fear surged all through Mac’s veins, until his heart spiked painfully in one illuminating surge. Survival instinct kicked in, and he found himself screaming back at the charging aliens, something primal and ancient from darker days.

   Mac surged into action, moving. His eyes looked around the cell block, hunting. His heart pounded and inexplicable rage and hatred of the oncoming stocky aliens burned in his veins, but he knew he couldn’t do it alone. The cell block was battered and broken, scarred from numerous fights.

   Finding a broken down cell wall, Mac acted on instinct, grabbing the nearest chunk of rebar, and pulling. He was a dock worker. Stocky and strong. But the drugs in his system pushed him to his absolute limit. Concrete strained as he worked the rebar back and forth, the old grey stone breaking apart into dust and chunks.

   Turning back down the block, Mac was barreled into and had the wind knocked out of him as the wall of rabid aliens found him. He felt pain. Across his face as a thickly armoured hand, like sandpaper, ripped across it. Fire exploded into Mac’s head as he reached out for the attacker, going for the ugly face that was screaming spittle at him, finding the two small red orbs for eyes and squeezing with his thumbs.

   The alien on top of him screamed in some high pitch fashion, distant in Mac’s ears as his hand found the rebar wire sprawled out on the floor. The metal rod came up to his defense in one immense swing as another of the rabid aliens tried to clamber overtop of him, impacting into the thick skull of the creature and denting it, sending the grunt reeling back.

   Mac managed to slide up to his feet as the aliens were now in disarray, one howling at the top of its lungs, clutching at what was left of its eyes, a second, stumbling on short stocky feet, leaving splashes of blue blood on the ground.

   Three of the starving, rabid aliens had backed off, uncompromising red eyes focused on him as they bared mouths full of ugly misshapen teeth at him as they crouched on all fours. The rage in his veins coursed through him, as Mac clutched the rebar in both hands.

   One alien teetered near him, clutching its face, and without any sense of thought, Mac raised the rebar up, swinging it like a golf club down onto the Grunt. The alien collapsed onto the floor in a heap, as the next swing impacted its carapace like skin, cracking it and breaking it open.

Bits of bone and blue blood splashed across concrete, and the alien stopped moving.

Mac stared at the three aliens encircling him, his heart pumping.

Something primal escaped him as he charged forwards.

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The Flood / Cheers, Gentlemen!
« on: June 18, 2015, 11:05:03 PM »
Just celebrating a breakthrough I made today. Commission slots filled, money showing up in the bank, and, even better! Confirmation of my registration over at a nice handy little site.

I am now capable of self publishing shit and I call all the shots which means I can experiment with what I please and essentially, go anywhere from here.

More work and time to get busy. But it's good fun. Haven't had good fun in a long fucking while.

What have you folks gotten up to today?


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The Flood / I have discovered a relic in my freezer
« on: June 16, 2015, 01:25:58 AM »
Fucking dated at 2009.

Hashbrown Casserole. I thought I didn't have any of that shit left. The most disgusting sounding god teir food I've ever had the pleasure of learning how to make.

It's like wine too. It ages sooooo good.

I'm curious. You folks have any relics or hidden treasures in your freezers? Or are they just boring?

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The Flood / Let's all watch a gay movie tonight flood
« on: June 15, 2015, 03:24:25 AM »
YouTube


Grab your popcorn folks.

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The Flood / Wanna start your day off right?
« on: June 13, 2015, 07:10:46 AM »
Authentic Maple Sugar Butter straight from Quebec.

Put it on toast of your choice.

And fucking bacon(optional foodgasm included)

Go. Do it.

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The Flood / Modern Isolationists(Sentinelese Tribe)
« on: June 11, 2015, 01:18:53 AM »
Ever ponder about the fact that there are people out in the world who aren't a part of the big wide interconnected system?

The Sentinelese are an indigenous people of the Andaman Islands, in the Bay of Bengal. They inhabit North Sentinel Island, which lies westward off the southern tip of the Great Andaman archipelago. They are noted for resisting attempts at contact by outsiders. The Sentinelese maintain an essentially hunter-gatherer society subsisting through hunting, fishing, and collecting wild plants. There is no evidence of either agricultural practices or methods of producing fire. Their language remains unclassified.

Their island is an integral part of and administered by the Indian Union Territory of Andaman and Nicobar Islands. In practice, however, the Sentinelese exercise complete autonomy over their affairs and the involvement of the Indian authorities is restricted to occasional monitoring, even more infrequent and brief visits, and generally discouraging any access or approaches to the island. It is therefore de facto autonomous.

From 1967 onwards, the Indian authorities in Port Blair embarked on a limited programme of attempts at contacting the Sentinelese, under the management of the Director of Tribal Welfare and anthropologist T. N. Pandit. These "Contact Expeditions" consisted of a series of planned visits which would progressively leave "gifts", such as coconuts, on the shores, in an attempt to coax the Sentinelese from their hostile reception of outsiders. For a while, these seemed to have some limited success; however, the programme was discontinued in the late 1990s following a series of hostile encounters resulting in several deaths in a similar programme practised with the Jarawa people of South and Middle Andaman Islands and because of the danger of introducing diseases.

In 2006, Sentinelese archers killed two fishermen who were fishing illegally within range of the island. The archers later drove off, with a volley of arrows, the helicopter that was sent to retrieve the bodies.

Is it not interesting and somewhat fascinating that people out there in the world exist in such states? Totally independant, doing their own thing. And adament about their separation as well.

Strange world.


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Blog post hur.

My truck is dead in the water. Completely shot. I absolutely need it for work. So. I've called a friend. Going to do what I call a hobo tow.

Take a chain. Hitch it to my friend's vehicle. Put my truck in neutral. And he's going to haul me all the way to the guy who can fix it.

If I fuck it up?

I crash full speed into the back of my friends truck.

If I go too slow? The chain mangles the axles.

Wish me luck gents. Will be fun though. Nothing like the concept of mangling two vehicles in an accident to get the adrenaline going.






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The Flood / TFW you fuckin' called it
« on: June 08, 2015, 02:51:10 PM »
Figured I'd do my maintenance on my truck yesterday. Put that on pause. I figured, if I started it, and shut it down, it wouldn't start again. Somebody comes over. I ask questions. Start it up for them.

Go to leave for the afternoon. Son of a bitch wouldn't even turn over. Battery works at full powah. But no reaction whatsoever.



Discuss the bitter sweet feeling of sometimes fucking calling it to the letter.

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Serious / Question for Meta(or anybody who is economically versed)
« on: June 08, 2015, 12:07:13 PM »
Hokay. Question.

What's your take on a wage barrier? As in, there's a limit to how much you can make and own, moneywise, for personal useage. Personal income.

Let's just say.... the personal income barrier for every person in a country somewhere is....1 million a year. They can't go over that. And any excess is sent to the government for use in doing government stuff.

Sounds a bit like communisim. Please, discard the label shunting before taking it into consideration.


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Serious / Does the concept of an afterlife de-value life?
« on: June 05, 2015, 12:19:24 PM »
Interesting question. Every religion/belief/whatever tends to have the proclamation of an afterlife. Something cheery that you stop buy to after you kick the bucket.

So, what's your take on it?

If you're a particularliy devout follower, would the concept of "eternity, sunshine and bunnies" de value how much effort or how much worth you put in being alive?

I bring this up in light of one of those sects of people that let their kids die if they need a blood transfusion. No blood, their good book says.

Any ideas on how much this affects people and to what degree?


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The Flood / Wat da fack
« on: June 05, 2015, 02:28:32 AM »
Some nig nog left their purse in my restaurant. Was in such a hurry that they left the damn thing under their chair and left.

Rooting through the contents now, looking for a phone number.

350$
5 credit cards
2 social insurance cards
2 Health inusrance cards
Bank pin numbers
Email accounts and logins
Drivers license
A pair of keys to what looks like every fucking thing under the sun
Gum and shit
More purse shit

If I were an asshole I could do so much damn dammicky shit with this. Still no phone number. All these fucking pieces of paper and no number.

Might have to use drivers license address. God dammit. I may as well ship this damn thing back to them wrapped up as a fucking christmas present through the mail.

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The Flood / Look at this fucking thing
« on: May 31, 2015, 11:46:53 PM »


It just occurred to me how fucking strange this thing looks. I mean, just look at it.

It's classified as a rodent, it's a fat mother fucker that's slow on land.

It eats trees.

And it pisses around in the mud with sticks and shit and essentially, is mother natures version of a giant shit that's clogging up your toilet in regards to small rivers and streams.

And it'll bite your fucking balls off if you decide to go and pick it's slow ass up.

The fuck.

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The Flood / It's Happening
« on: May 31, 2015, 09:07:44 PM »


Most likely, none of you know what this means. So I'll spell it out. A bunch of Evolve's models got ported over to the sfm community recently.

Now then.

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Wink wink nudge nudge

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The Flood / That one asshole in school
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:31:17 PM »
Inspired by recent post. Most of us are in our 20's or 30's save for a few dinosaurs around here. So, question. Who was that one asshole in school you didn't get along with? Or multiple assholes? Did anything ever happen? Get into a fight with them or just ignore them?

Everybody has one. Tell me some stories folks.

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The Flood / God cannot exist
« on: May 26, 2015, 10:45:09 AM »
Hur dur fedora gunslinger. Yes. Point made before. Hear me out.

God is essentially everything correct? He knows it all. He's got a big cushy place somewhere up in the clouds for all his favorite people where they do stuff like play checkers and shit for eternity.

Now, toss some math up in this shit. For instance, music. There is, actually, mathematically, a finite number of songs we could ever create based off tones and notes. The number is so large that it may as well be considered infinite. But, yet, there it is.

So, therefore, any concept of "eternity" is bunk.

You go to heaven and listen to music for all eternity. And then you hit the end of the playlist and it's time to restart.

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The Flood / Wat
« on: May 23, 2015, 01:20:52 PM »
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Did I......discover a new religion or something?

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The Flood / Thar be Beavers: Update 2
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:46:51 AM »
Yesterday, I learned something interesting. There's a beaver over at my sister's farm. It built a dam to block two drainage  culverts in the ditch and has made a home by a roadside dugout. I went walking out back and found the story. Cut down trees all over the place.

Now, the culvert is the town's problem. They're going to come over with some industrial stuff and clear the dam. What I'm trying to do now is give a hand in catching the beaver before the town shows up and shoots it. We're going to trap it and relocate it to some wild area.

Talking to conservation officers in the area and I think we're shit out of luck for live traps which means we'll have to have some fun and construct our own.

Beavers, classified as Canada's largest rodent, can weigh up to 50 pounds. Will take pictures if we can figure out how to trap the bugger.

Update 1:

Got a hold of a trap from some really damn far off conservation officers. Taught me how to use it. Drove around the area all day today and found a suitable release spot.

The problem with my area, is that if I let the beaver loose in any old puddle of water, farmers would shoot it right away. Too obvious of an area, and trappers would get him. An area with other beavers, and he'd be run off. Spent all day searching the northern forested areas up north away from my town, and found a good location.

The trap is nifty as well. Essentially, it functions exactly like a bear trap, except there's mesh in the gaps. When closed, the trap is essentially a giant suitcase. On Monday evening I'm going to set the trap, and check it on early tuesday morning, and head out.

It's a damn shame I didn't bring my camera today either because I passed through some damn incredibly nice forest. Rare for my province. Risky as well. Saw evidence of bear activity, recent. Now's a bd time to be out in the wilderness because there's no berries yet and the bears are hungry as shit.

#2:

Took some pictures of things and finally got around to setting the trap up today. Baited with an apple and potatoe.

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The trap, like I said, essentially a big closing suitcase modified from the concept of a bear trap or such.

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One of the drainage culverts the little bugger blocked off.

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Things the little bugger enjoys eating.

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And the rather poor area he's located himself into, which is why he needs to be moved.

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The Flood / Maple Butter
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:27:24 AM »
Friend of mine ordered their yearly batch of authentic Maple products from Quebec. In part of that shipment, there were several little containers. One such of those is sitting in my fridge. And I just happened to try it.

Mother of fuck. It's like addictive diabetes in a can.

It's not maple syrup. And it's not sugarized or caramelized maple syrup. It's smooth. Like butter. That shit can spread on toast. Gonna try myself a new thing in the morning.

Also, curious. Any of you folks ever try legitimate real deal maple products from Quebec? Expensive as fuck but nothing beats them.

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Late afternoon, I heard firetruck sirens and the town fire alarm. Didn't think nothing of it. But apparently, a little town on one of the grids had a fire problem. Our town is 40 mins away from it so the firetruck would have never made it in time.

The fire was so bad that farmers in the area came to help. From the story my brother in law told it would have been a sight to see. The entirety of that small town pitched in to help, my brother in law and other farmers took shovels and dirt to smother the fire and even a few farmers came with their farming equipment and water tanks.

The winds were strong today and long after the building that caught fire burnt down in the middle of town, the fire spread to the grass and just about made it to other buildings.

A shame. Would have liked to help. And I'm sure the sight would have been interesting.

No deaths, thankfully.

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Gaming / Agar, an addicting little game(Now with Teams)
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:53:26 PM »
 http://agar.io/

Dudes. Try this shit out. It's a simple concept. You're a cell. You eat shit to grow. You're playing with other players and you compete with one another to be top of the food chain.

Plus, there's players who pick good names like Dank Memes, Hitler, and Vote UKIP.

Personally, hunting down hitler as a larger cell is priceless.

There's actually some strategy involved too. If you get cornered by bigger players sometimes it pays to shed your mass and gain speed to escape them. Splitting yourself is also good for catching other players who are just out of range.

Team mode added, Red vs Blue vs Green

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The Flood / Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:49:38 PM »
Here's the scenario.

You are approximately five miles away from any source of civilization on a straight road. You're wearing the clothes you are currently. The temperature is -25C, -13F. No help will pick you up. You have to cover those five miles to civilization by yourself before you freeze to death.

Do you choose to run the majority of the way, or walk the majority?

Whatever option you choose, why did you pick it?

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The Flood / Murder/Suicide in Tisdale, Sk
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:38:18 PM »
http://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/family-friends-mourn-mom-kids-killed-in-tisdale-1.2354277

I figure I should share this, at this point. Murder, isn't exactly common up here. And it's even less common in small towns. Tisdale is approximately 40 mins away from my hometown.

The murder suicide involved three kids and a woman. Three kids, one was hung and the other two had their throats slit along with their mother. The father then took pictures, sent them to the woman's ex, took his own kid, drove all the way to Prince Albert to another home, before deciding to kill himself and not his baby child.

Personally, I still don't have anything to say here. As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.

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Gaming / How many of you have Gmod?
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:51:06 PM »
I'll ask another question. For those of you who do have it, as I am aware some here do have it, I'll ask another question. Do you want to do anything with it?

Gmod is capable of creating screenshots, reminiscent of the same manner in which old screenshots in Halo 3 were made. A little bit of experimentation, and a little bit of knowledge, you can make some neat things. Now, arguably, SFM could be regarded as the superior counterpart as it has higher resolution abilities and rendering qualities. However, in order to run SFM properly, you need a relatively powerful computer. Gmod, while looking a little less polished, can still produce great results, especially if people go the extra mile and edit and do touch ups in photoshop or Gimp.

I ask because I've been amassing a fair number of tricks and now I'm really pushing my knowledge of things. I'd be happy to help if anybody is interested.

For a few examples of what can be done in Gmod, plus perhaps a bit of editing in some pictures, here's some reference photos.

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If any of you already do make things, then I'd be happy to help share some of the little tricks I know that might give you an edge as well.

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The Flood / Ever gone for a late night run?
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:11:44 AM »
God damn. I don't even remember how long it's been since I've been capable of running without breaking down and passing off as dying on the spot. It's like saying hello to an old acquaintance again. I covered three blocks going about as fast as I could push myself before needing to stop.

Considering that I'm in a tired state from working non stop every day, that's not bad. That means I could do more if I was well rested. Maybe it's a mundane thing for you folks.

But I find the fact that I'm actually recovering, and being able to move and run and do normal physical things again fascinating. All that muscle memory and that wonderful feeling of just the right amount of stress on the muscles so that they're damaged, but they heal properly.

You don't ever truly know how much you have to miss until you've lost it, I suppose.

So, my late night compatriots. You ever feel the burn? The good kind?

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