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« on: February 06, 2018, 10:07:25 AM »
 I definitely gave the guy a mashup of my emails which resulted in no email. I gave him the wrong phone number at first too, but I added a number and made it right.
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« on: February 05, 2018, 01:58:57 PM »
lmao what's the point of having a gaming pc when there aren't any games worth playing?
I'll retire to the previous pc so that I can play fallout 1+2, Thief and Zeus ex
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« on: February 02, 2018, 04:36:35 PM »
Desty the clerk will no longer go by his current title. He shall hence forth (once February ends) be known as Oscar
Edit 2: A customer offered me a desk job where I start at 10
tbh it was more of a "should I reccomend you? They've needed someone for a long time". I didn't tell him I was quitting btw. He just offered it 'cause he thought it was a better suiting job for me.
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« on: January 31, 2018, 07:52:40 AM »
If you do not reply to this thread
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« on: January 31, 2018, 05:40:57 AM »
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« on: January 29, 2018, 01:08:10 PM »
you don't have to put on the red light
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« on: December 09, 2017, 03:27:21 PM »
wait
how do you cut off all your fingers?
Pretty easily considering he's pure edge
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« on: December 06, 2017, 01:54:23 PM »
SHE
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« on: November 26, 2017, 09:47:06 AM »
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« on: November 22, 2017, 04:22:31 PM »
I kissed her, and she kissed me
like the fella once said: ain't that a kick in the head?
Her room was completely black; I hugged her, and she hugged back
my head keeps...spinnin'
I go to sleep and keep... grinnin'
if this is just the be-ginnin'
My life is gonna be beeeeeeeeeeaautiful
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« on: November 22, 2017, 04:15:15 PM »
I swear, I met a guy just like you at my boxing gym. Guy didn't even do boxing as his main, it was gym and aesthetics I guess.
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« on: October 10, 2017, 10:04:38 AM »
Tell me about your childhood
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« on: October 09, 2017, 04:31:24 PM »
i met him at a bar one time. i walked over and said i really liked his music. he started doing this weird hand movement in my face and repeating what i said moking me. i was taken back so i just walked back to my friends. then about 15 minutes later i saw him arguing with the security guards because they wanted to cut him off. he got pissed and walked into the pool room and i saw him take the small little fire extuinguisher off the wall and put in his bag. then i went outside for a smoke and he came out about 30 seconds later holding a stack of empty beer glasses i think he was stealing? then he asked me for a cigarette. i said i had none left and he just patted me on the head and walked off into the darkness alone
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« on: October 08, 2017, 10:18:55 PM »
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« on: October 08, 2017, 01:29:26 PM »
No, but you try spamming jabs at his face over 30 times straight without your morals breaking. I can't do it, it's wrong- but I don't like getting hit either. I read that combat sports pros can't hold back in sparring, and I get it now. They only care about improving themselves and honing what they've learnt. That sounds ideal, but when another person comes into the equation it gets complicated.
It's a barrier, but I purposely don't cross it, 'cause it's bad to lose yourself to negative thoughts.
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« on: October 08, 2017, 12:55:41 PM »
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« on: October 08, 2017, 08:28:35 AM »
zola zola zola zola zola zola zola zola zola zola zoooo
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« on: October 07, 2017, 01:58:52 AM »
I speak to him in Spanish, so whenever people try to get him to do shit, I scream "VATO, VAS A BAILAR AHOY"
and the fucking dog stands up on his two, and starts to dance for the birls
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« on: October 01, 2017, 12:56:34 PM »
WITH THEIR CRAZY PARTY BUTTS
UUUUGH
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« on: September 30, 2017, 10:22:55 PM »
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« on: September 25, 2017, 01:34:36 PM »
inb4 danger
I am the danger
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« on: September 24, 2017, 12:43:49 PM »
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« on: September 24, 2017, 08:32:45 AM »
What the FUCK is your problem?
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« on: September 23, 2017, 02:24:42 PM »
but the doctor spanked my ass, and cut off my penis regardless.
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« on: September 23, 2017, 01:10:08 PM »
lmao what a paradox
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« on: September 21, 2017, 12:19:36 PM »
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« on: September 20, 2017, 03:29:28 AM »
Everytime I go there, on the train, there's always at least one crazy person. This time it was someone making growling noises. Anyway, so I get off, and then I'm waiting for my pickup, but the sight I see is phenomenol. The whole wall on the other side of the street is graffiti'd in one theme, and there's this uzi guy that reminds me of early 2000s. The whole place was early 2000s.
So after staring at the wall for about 5 minutes, I see this leatherpants-wearing cat, but her face looks like the nice person's face, so the contrasting clothing- while still working- gives her so much more appeal. After a few minutes, the next volley of people coming out of the train station bring an underage girl wearing camopants, some sweater thing around her waist, some one color shirt (can't remember if it was red or yellow or green), and a fucking katana. She's walking with a somewhat fat boy with a "modern" haircut. The way she moved the sword made me think it was a prop, but who knows.
Then today when I go back to civilization, everything looks so fucking generic and boring. Fuck this place, adventure lies elsewhere.
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« on: September 13, 2017, 02:37:49 PM »
He's thirsty and hungry and his clothes are all worn out. He's starving and about to collapse when he stumbles onto a wedding and upon trying to enter the outdoor celebration, he's stopped by a guard at the entrance. The guard tells him
"Get out of here, poor rat, only real iranians are allowed in here"
so the man walks home, showers, changes clothes into his fine suit, then goes back to the wedding to eat the food and drink the water.
He says to the guard
"I am here to celebrate in the wedding"
To which the guard responds with
"Of course, sir, step right in"
So he does. He goes to the food place, takes a plate, and puts green goo sabzi on it, finds a lonely table, then sits down to dine. He takes some bread, scoops up some sabzi, then drops it on his fine and expensive clothing. The man then tells the suit
"There! Have this food. It seems like you were invited and not me."
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« on: September 09, 2017, 06:49:22 PM »
Here's my list: Iberian Husky the unfunny cunt Mordo  Chakas the fucking weirdo Snake the Uncastle crasher Gengis Khan Gengis Khan once more for laughs Gats the fucking weirdo minus paedophilia XSean Banjo
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