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The Flood / How fluid is your mindset?
« on: March 14, 2018, 08:28:14 PM »
How well can you accept big changes in the way you see the world?

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The Flood / Ain’t found a way to flame me yet
« on: March 12, 2018, 01:10:33 AM »
Posts reek with stinking shit
Seems every thread leads me to nowhere
Mom’s kid, a household pet
The basement was no safe bet
The posts scream at me from nowhere

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I’m pretty sure that we have gone through this before. I also remember it not turning out well for those attacking violent games.

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The Flood / Which Dr Dre Album was better?
« on: March 09, 2018, 10:04:18 PM »
I still gotta say The Chronic was the better album. 2001 had a few better tracks, but as a whole Chronic was better.

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The Flood / Dazzarobo’s bad day
« on: March 09, 2018, 12:19:42 AM »
Dazarobbo was having a horrible day. He just got laid off from his job and his girlfriend just kicked him out of her house when she heard the news. His relationship with her had been deteriorating ever since he became a moderaor on bungie.net. Instead of hammering her, he spent his time hammering noobs on the forums. He had nowhere to go and he had no internet. His family was about 777 miles away and he only had enough money and gas to get to 666 miles. Daza knew he had to find a place to stay. So he called his best friend, Bobcast. Daza explained the situation, about how he got fired from his job and kicked out by his girlfriend and that he just needed a place to stay. Bob listened patiently to Dazarobbo. When Daza was done talking he asked, "Do you think I could stay at your place for a couple of days? Until I find a job at least?" "Sure man, Recon Number 54, Foman, TU and I are going to be having a drinking party tonight. You could join us for a couple of days." Dazarobbo thanked him a lot for being such an awesome friend.
So Dazarobbo hitched a ride on a bus (his ex girlfriend owned the semi-truck since she was a trucker). 30 minutes later, he was at Bobcasts apartment and he knocked on the door. Bob opened the door up and welcomed dazarobbo in. "The other guys are inside playing halo reach, there are chips and salsa in the kitchen and beer in the fridge, help yourself dude. You will be staying in room upstairs on the left." he said. "Thanks man, I'm sorry to drop in on you like this." said Dazarobbo. "No problem man, I am a doctor. It is my duty to take care of people, especially my friends." Dazarobbo went upstairs to put his things in his room. Then he came back down and said hi to the others. "sup?" said True Underdog, "Hey -blam!- whats happnin?" said foman " Hey son? how are you doing?" said recon number, who took up a whole couch. "Just hanging out for a couple of days.
So he sat down to play some games with the other ninjas. When nightfall came, the drinking games started. Foman and Bobcast played against Dazarobbo and True underdog in a game of beer pong while Recon number ate 2 bags of chips and drank one of the kegs of beer. So the games went on and the ninjas got pretty drunk. Dazarobbo, who was staggering drunk, burst out crying all of a sudden. "yo whats wrong bro? *hiccup*" said foman. "Ever since I became a forum ninja, my life went downhill!I had so much fun banning people that I didn't pay attention to my girlfriend or my job! So I lost m-my job and I l-lost my girlfriend a-and she k-kicked me out! " Dazarobbo bellowed. The other ninjas looked at him with sympathetic glances. Bobcast put a hand on his shoulder and said, "You are not the only one. I wanted to become a surgeon. But ever since I became a ninja, my life went downhill. I wasn't able to finish my classes in collegeman, now I am only a nurse. Plus I got kicked out of my girlfriend's house too!" "R-Really?" said Dazarobbo. "So was I man" said foman, who now had tears in his eyes. "I was goin to be a -blam!- lawyer yo! but then I became a ninja! and DAMN! I had so much fun kickin them stupid white folks from bungie.net and haven them swear me out that i forgot to do my classes an shit. my bitch kicked me out of her house and i was on the street! An my homie, Bobcast took me in!"
Dazarobbo was astounded. He looked at True underdog, who immediatly broke down and cried. "me too man! I have a beautiful son! But I never paid attention to him because I was a ninja on bungie.net! My girlfriend kicked me out and bobcast took me in!". Recon number 54 burped. "I never knew we were all so alike... I love you guys so much!" exclaimed Dazarobbo "we need eachother don't we?" They all nodded, even recon number nodded, sending undulations through his blubber. So they all gathered around and hugged eachother. Then, what one can only hope was the guidance of the alcohol, they began to fondle eachothers asses.
The ninjas began to undress until they were butt naked. Their throbbing banhammers hanging . Dazarobbo and bobcast caught eachother's eyes and began to embrace eachother. While Dazarobbo and Bobcast were making out, True underdog knelt in front of foman. Then foman shoved his big black veiny banhammer into his ass, making True Underdog squeal. Meanwhile, Recon number 54, who couldn't get out of the couch because of his weight, began to jerk his banhammer. Bobcast looked at Dazarobbo's raging banhammer and knelt down. He put it in his mouth and sucked on it. Meanwhile foman and true underdog cried out and they both sprayed banhammer juice at the same time. Recon number was still jerking. Bobcast's sucking was making dazarobbo moan in ecstacy. All of a sudden he cried out and sprayed into Bob's mouth. They were spent.
But then bobcast looked at recon meaningfully. Recon, getting the message, pulled out his glass eye. Then bobcast came over and stuck his banhammer ino recon's eye socket. This got recon to moan and jerk off even more furiously. Bobcast screamed as he came into that eyesocket, dripping banhammer juioce down recon's cheek. Recon came all over bobcast's legs. The night went on and the ninjas are now closest friends. But then one night, foman was was monitoring the forums and saw this story. "WHO THE FUCK RECORDED THIS SHIT AND MADE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT ON BNET?!?!?"

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The Flood / The kid next door is restoring a ‘58 Fury
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:30:11 PM »
Gotta say it’s looking good. Too bad he gets picked on so much.

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The Flood / So what? Trump fucked Stormy Daniels.
« on: March 07, 2018, 08:39:00 PM »
TBPH, whatever you say about the man, his taste in women is impeccable. And JaLo sang about her love don’t cost a thing. There’s women whose behavior fly’s right in the face of that. These women aren’t with Trump cause he’s handsome or whatever.

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The Flood / Should I take Super Male Vitality?
« on: March 04, 2018, 04:15:59 PM »
I don’t want to be a beta cuck sheeple snowflake anymore.

What should I expect to happen when I take it?

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The Flood / Do basic human rights exist?
« on: March 02, 2018, 07:32:35 PM »
Not if you believe in them. Is any condition truly inalienable to all humans?

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The Flood / So I was going down on my girlfriend
« on: March 01, 2018, 10:12:55 PM »
And I said geez you got a big pussy geez you got a big pussy

She asked why I said it twice

And I said I didn’t

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The Flood / Aloo-mini-um or aloominum
« on: March 01, 2018, 12:32:09 AM »
Correct way of pronouncing Aluminum.

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The Flood / Russia's target isn't the 2nd Amendment
« on: February 28, 2018, 01:15:51 AM »
It's the First.

How far can our system be stretched before it breaks? How far can the rhetoric go? Many say that the 2ns guarantees the 1st. Wrong. The 1st guarantees the 2nd.

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The Flood / Looks like Feinstein's out
« on: February 25, 2018, 07:28:11 PM »
Only 37% of Dem delegates support her.

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The Flood / Best decade for action movies
« on: February 23, 2018, 10:00:48 PM »
From Bullitt to Black Panther. Which decade produced the best action movies?

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The Flood / Das, got a question
« on: February 23, 2018, 08:24:03 PM »



You had or have this as a poster, didn't or don't you?

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The Flood / Things not to say after sex...
« on: February 21, 2018, 12:57:35 AM »
You were sooo much better than my aunt

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The Flood / An idea to get conservatives to back gun control...
« on: February 21, 2018, 12:17:55 AM »
YouTube



Jive, you in?

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The Flood / And if you don't love me now
« on: February 18, 2018, 10:31:47 PM »
You will never love me again

I can still hear you saying
You will never break the chain

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The Flood / Does the Battle of Yaven = 9/11?
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:57:58 AM »
From the vantage of the average citizen, did the Rebels winning at Yavin equal Al Qaeda's attack on 9/11?


Say you were a droid mechanic on a core world. How would the Death Star being destroyed looked to you?

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The Flood / Oh sweet jesus
« on: February 17, 2018, 09:04:18 PM »
biden is considering a run in 2020. 

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The Flood / There will be Spartan II's in Ready Player One
« on: February 16, 2018, 08:03:19 PM »
Plus much much more

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The Flood / AMA I am fairly sure I have cancer.
« on: February 16, 2018, 12:54:33 AM »
I have several growths that look like skin cancer. I also have symptoms it's spread. Thanks to the American healthcare system, I can't really take the time off to look into it. I have children. I am pretty scared of what may come.

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The Flood / Why are young white men so emotionally brittle now?
« on: February 15, 2018, 10:27:57 PM »
This is a legitimate question. Gen X, Boomers, Greatest Generation,The Lost Generation etc... and on back, we didn't flip out like you guys do. Record teen suicide rates, school shootings etc... generally speaking, you guys are brittle. I can't think of a single school shooting happening during my time in school. That's 13 years. And of the ones that I could find, nearly all were adults firing on the kids. I am not calling any individuals out. You guys may be the exceptions, but shit... what's going on here?

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The Flood / How far is Elon Musk away from world domination?
« on: February 14, 2018, 11:00:49 PM »
I say he has his madter plan about 70% complete.

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The Flood / The 17th school shooting since February 2017 happened today
« on: February 14, 2018, 08:30:01 PM »
17 dead. More wounded. Seriously, what the fuck is going on?

And yes, Das, the big black scary AR-15 style rifle was used, expect more "ban it" arguments to come from this.

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The Flood / Why does the DCEU suck so badly?
« on: February 13, 2018, 01:06:56 AM »
I had high hopes. It... it just sucks. There I said it.

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The Flood / So the Tide Pod challenge is a real thing?
« on: February 09, 2018, 08:43:54 PM »
What the actual fuck.

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The Flood / How strongly do you feel emotions?
« on: February 08, 2018, 06:24:15 PM »
How emotionally sensitive are you?

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The Flood / Is Death a preferable alternative to communism?
« on: February 07, 2018, 01:55:39 AM »
?

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The Flood / The DOW dropped over 1,100 points today
« on: February 05, 2018, 04:34:04 PM »
Is America great again yet?

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