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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 19, 2017, 10:05:53 PM »
So you're quietly falling for her on the sidelines? Whatever. Just don't come crying to us when she falls for a Chad because you didn't tell her how you feel.

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The Flood / Re: So... I want to make America great again
« on: July 19, 2017, 01:57:29 AM »
run for local office and work your way up

I'm thinking declaring bankruptcy a few times and then getting a reality show
You'll want to write a few books too.

Well... yeah. How else do you do it?

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The Flood / Re: So... I want to make America great again
« on: July 19, 2017, 01:24:41 AM »
run for local office and work your way up

I'm thinking declaring bankruptcy a few times and then getting a reality show

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The Flood / Re: So... I want to make America great again
« on: July 18, 2017, 11:45:21 PM »
There are some things you must first acquire. You'll need a mail order bride of eastern European descent and a son in law who happens to be one of God's Chosen People.

I see. Is there a better country to choose from? Or will any do?

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The Flood / So... I want to make America great again
« on: July 18, 2017, 09:57:57 PM »
But I don't know how.

Can you give advice?

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The Flood / Filipino is awesome fam
« on: July 18, 2017, 12:33:20 AM »
But that lumpia is the best

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The Flood / Re: am I bored enough to walk to the store for alcohol
« on: July 18, 2017, 12:31:21 AM »
Plan ahead fam

Get your booze while the suns up

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The Flood / Re: I'm not fucking fat
« on: July 17, 2017, 12:28:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: To join ISIS
« on: July 17, 2017, 01:29:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: If one were to travel to the UK
« on: July 17, 2017, 01:26:31 AM »
London.

As far as what to see? Too many too count. Imperial War Museum is a must. Likewise a good pub.

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The Flood / Re: To join ISIS
« on: July 17, 2017, 01:22:56 AM »

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The Flood / Re: To join ISIS
« on: July 17, 2017, 01:18:37 AM »
what about the welsh? are sheep close enough to goats to count?

No!

Infidel!


You must fuck a goat!

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The Flood / To join ISIS
« on: July 17, 2017, 01:15:42 AM »
You must fuck a goat

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Seriously dude

>muslims
>digging pitfalls
They've never been known to dig. Roadside bombs, not road-under bombs. Lmao get fucked
but what about that video of the Iraqi's digging up that IED and they all get blown up?

Have you ever used a shovel so incorrectly that it exploded? It wasn't the IED, it was the shovel.

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The Flood / Re: George Romero dead at 77
« on: July 16, 2017, 05:59:54 PM »
Fuck. I liked most of his movies

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The Flood / Re: The new Doctor will be a woman
« on: July 16, 2017, 10:46:23 AM »
I still think Will Smith would have been better. It's not just time for an American, but a black American. Will would be a good fit.

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The Flood / Did Luke fuck Leia?
« on: July 16, 2017, 10:43:33 AM »
In Empire there's the famous scene where Han and Leia are arguing and she leans over and kisses Luke. Luke leans back with a smug look on his face. I've been thinking about that look. It doesn't look like a ha she kissed me smugness. It looks like a yeah boy I've been fucking her the whole time smug smirk.

Thoughts?

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The Flood / Re: Is Karma real?
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:45:40 PM »
Nah fam. There ain't no mystic force that reacts to our deeds in the way that people like to think karma does.

You get by on simple tricks and nonsense?

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The Flood / Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
« on: July 14, 2017, 08:17:37 PM »
Homie scored a key gonna fly punk ass fly

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The Flood / Re: Your mother was a hamster
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:45:40 PM »
Yes... yes you do

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The Flood / Re: Your mother was a hamster
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:44:25 PM »
And you call yourselves nerds

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The Flood / Re: Your mother was a hamster
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:44:01 PM »
at least it's not about sex

Speaking of, I haven't done one of those in a while...

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The Flood / Your mother was a hamster
« on: July 14, 2017, 01:41:59 PM »
And your father smelt of elderberries

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i fucking hate the clickbait article names sensationalising it as though we now have star trek teleporters.

It's a first step.

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Serious / Re: Jews and world domination
« on: July 13, 2017, 07:42:35 PM »
As a true race realist I think it's time we acknowledge that the Hebrews are the greatest race to walk this Earth. If we are better than the negros for exploiting their natural resources, then the Jew is greater than us for exploiting our minds. As should be the natural order, we should die off and let them fill this great planet with superior, more cunning genes.

The man has a point

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I don't really want a Halo flick anymore. I hate to say it, but it isn't relevant anymore. Maybe a few years ago, say after halo 3 dropped and everything was still innovative. But now? It's gonna be just another summer movie that lets us all down

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The Flood / Re: I'm trying to get drunk but alcohol tastes bad
« on: July 13, 2017, 01:05:14 AM »
Rum and coke. 50/50 mix. You'll feel great
nahh just 4 loko and weed

Eww. 4loko? That's the Boone's Farm or Zima of millennials

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The Flood / Re: I'm trying to get drunk but alcohol tastes bad
« on: July 13, 2017, 01:03:05 AM »
Rum and coke. 50/50 mix. You'll feel great

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