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The Flood / Re: Please join me in congratulating Sentra and Verbatim
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:55:16 PM »
Guys. The wedding is ruined. We were supposed to be celebrating two lives joined in gay marriage. Now we have anger and fighting. I hope you are happy.

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The Flood / Re: Please join me in congratulating Sentra and Verbatim
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:49:10 PM »
GUYS! Why are you fighting??? this is supposed to be a happy day!

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The Flood / Re: Please join me in congratulating Sentra and Verbatim
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:24:46 PM »
You aren't so bad with Sentra, to be honest. You aren't as hostile.

Don't try and deny that part of this isn't trying to get a reaction, though.

The reaction I want is people wishing them a long and happy gay marriage.

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The Flood / Re: Please join me in congratulating Sentra and Verbatim
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:22:27 PM »
You guys criticise Sentra like there's no tomorrow - not without cause, I admit, such bluntness can become antisocial.

However, the guy's actually all right if you don't take everything so fucking seriously. You deride and report, and yet here you are where you've reached a point practically demanding he lash out and act in the way that you criticise.

This is, quite literally, bait.

We're not criticizing anyone. We are wishing them a long and happy marriage.

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The Flood / Please join me in congratulating Sentra and Verbatim
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:08:37 PM »
I've known both of these fine gentlemen for a long while now. I've been privy to their stinging wit, their fears, and their desires. Even when both were repeatedly banned from B.net, they showed a lasting tenacity that was only matched by their love for one another. I remember a thread one time, Verbatim was talking about how all babies should be killed and their mothers sterilized. Sentra stood beside his man even through one of the fiercest flamings that the old Flood had ever seen. We knew on that day that these two fine gentlemen were soul mates.

I give my blessing to them on their gay marriage. I hope that their relationship causes as much butthurt as we know Sentra will have soon (Verby is pretty well endowed). But I know their love will stretch along with Sentra, because that's how love thrives.

Here's to you two! *holds up champagne glass*

*The DJ takes the microphone*

"Does anyone else have anything to say about the newlyweds?

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The Flood / Re: Which two Floodians should be forced to gay marry?
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:51:24 PM »
LOL do you get butt hurt over every little thing?

God, I'd hate to have your temperament.

He's gonna be butthurt tomorrow night on their honeymoon! Somehow I don't see Verbatim being the catcher in that relationship.

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The Flood / Which two Floodians should be forced to gay marry?
« on: September 03, 2014, 11:01:28 AM »
Thankfully, I am already married. So I am exempt.

But, all those others...

And yes, they must consummate the marriage.

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The Flood / If you are under 6" you are a marionette
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »
That's right. And you will never be a little boy.

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The Flood / Re: Who remembers this gem?
« on: September 02, 2014, 06:02:01 PM »
"Remembers"

>Posted this year.
lol.
Its the internet. Time moves differently in here. If someone posted it a week ago its cOLD, and a month ago may as well be before the turn of the century.

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The Flood / Who remembers this gem?
« on: September 02, 2014, 05:56:19 PM »
YouTube


Yiffmode Activate!

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone seen the youtube short called Tether?
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:24:52 AM »

I believe so. Done by Corridor Digital?
I think so.

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The Flood / Has anyone seen the youtube short called Tether?
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:46:19 AM »
I just saw this. It was awesome.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck just happened?
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:25:19 AM »
A shizzard happened

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite color?
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:24:05 AM »
Sapphire blue.

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The Flood / Re: I challenge you to a shitposting duel
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:21:14 AM »
You guys were supposed to keep it ITT.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck just happened?
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:20:05 AM »

It's just weird to leave for like and hour or two to come back to a full on shitstorm that came and passed.
a Shizzard

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The Flood / September 1st will be remembered
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:19:33 AM »
As shitposting day.

The rest of the year we behave.

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The Flood / I challenge you to a shitposting duel
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:16:20 PM »
All shall fall to my blade



Super saiyan 2 Goku would shrek chief in his browneye

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The Flood / Re: Why haven't we made submarine aircraft carriers yet?
« on: September 01, 2014, 06:21:26 PM »
Why would we build that? We haven't had even a stray bullet hit a carrier since 1945.

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The Flood / Re: About SecondClass and Kiyo
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:24:21 PM »
My inly hope is to survive their rampage. The arrogance of users is to think that threads are under our control, and not the other way around.

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The Flood / Re: About SecondClass and Kiyo
« on: September 01, 2014, 10:59:12 AM »

I'm the apex predator
and he is your strongest prey

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The Flood / Re: About SecondClass and Kiyo
« on: September 01, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »

Okay I felt as if I missed something. Fill me in. Why am I fighting Secondclass?

Because you are an apex predator

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The Flood / About SecondClass and Kiyo
« on: August 31, 2014, 11:34:25 PM »

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The Flood / Would you freak out if your GF/BF was reassigned?
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:53:43 AM »
What if your honey bunny was once the opposite sex, and got the surgery to have their sex reassigned?


If you are a guy, that means your GF  Stephanie, was born Steven. If you are a gal, reverse the names.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: nicknames for other users in this forum
« on: August 29, 2014, 12:12:31 PM »
Have I been given one yet?

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The Flood / Oh, I know who you are, Chris Handsome
« on: August 29, 2014, 12:35:50 AM »
See, that's what I call you: Chris Handsome.

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.

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Did you know that NASCAR comes from the moonshine runners suping their cars to outrun police cars during prohibition? They would fix up cars that drove faster than anything the police had, and use them to make deliveries to big city speakeasies.

Now that you know, how do you feel about it?

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The Flood / If you want to impress the ladies...
« on: August 28, 2014, 11:42:02 AM »
Walk up and nod to them while tipping your fedora. Then say "Milady" as you do it.

I guarantee that she will appreciate you for being an intelligent nice guy, leave her jerk boyfriend, and marry you so you can have marital sex for the purposes of procreation.

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The Flood / Don't drop that dun du dun
« on: August 27, 2014, 06:44:44 PM »
YouTube


Post images of animals twerking

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Serious / Re: Women dressing like "Sluts"
« on: August 27, 2014, 06:42:18 PM »
It will be locked if the insults continue.

Don't make me swing my hammer.

Why lock the thread when its a user that is the problem. The ban hammer does need to be swung. Just hit the correct target...

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