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The Flood / I took every single toy my kids have.
« on: October 26, 2017, 01:00:27 AM »
I feel like an asshole.

I feel like I had to. They keep acting up, biting, hitting, talking back etc... my oldest (almost 5) called Al Baghdadi a bitch. I don't even know where he learned that. Not at my house.

What else could I do?

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The Flood / Re: Would you suck Loafs dick for 1 million dollars $$$
« on: October 26, 2017, 12:57:28 AM »
Jive, why are you even thinking about sucking Loaf's dick? This never even occurred to me. It's like thinking about waking up and the sun being blue. Yet you did. Why?

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The Flood / Das, will feminism destroy the Jewish Hollywood Machine?
« on: October 24, 2017, 08:36:08 PM »
Me Too.

A simple statement. Yet hundreds of powerful actresses are using this to tear down the producers that perpetuate the liberal Jewish agenda.

Now Weinstein's trespasses may have been the match that lit the fuse

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The Flood / Re: So, is she getting pounded from behind right now?
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:29:10 PM »
My only regret would be not getting to play with the corpse

You are a pure degenerate. I applaud you.

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The Flood / So, is she getting pounded from behind right now?
« on: October 23, 2017, 09:37:22 PM »
Your "bae"?

Is she off with that alpha Chad at this moment? Maybe saying that she doesn't understand why no nice guys ever talk to her? But she thinks Chad's nice.

Maybe he's pulling her hair. Slapping her ass. Calling her his little slut. Making her call him daddy.

All the while what are you doing?

Posting memes? Being ironic in an online forum? Debating the best waifu or jacking off to the latest loli thread on /b/?

Tomorrow you'll see her. Walking funny. Looking at herself in her pocket mirror, trying to see if she washed all of his spend off her face.

What do you say to her and her dying self esteem? Maybe that she deserves better? That she's pretty and only you can see it?

No. You shuffle by yet again. To afraid to speak. Probably going to post about how you're in the friendzone.

Well Chad has a surprise tomorrow night. He invited 3 of his buddies to run a train on her. They plan on filming it and sending it to everyone she knows.

In a month's time she's going to be found dead in a bathtub. Slit wrists. The only lasting memory of her will be the video the Chad's took.

Oh, and your guilt from not speaking to her.

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The Flood / The Secret Truth Nintendo has hid in plain sight
« on: October 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM »
What is M Bison's first name?


Mario.


Look at the hats. Exactly the same.


Mario, after conquering the Mushroom Kingdom, became power mad. He is, after all, Italian. He has Caesar's blood in his veins. In his power madness he crushed all who opposed him in the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression, Toad and Yoshi overthrew him and exiled him to the Street Fighter world.

Once there he ate a mushroom that gave him magical martial arts abilities. M Bison was born. He formed the Shadaloo and set out conquering that world.

Discuss

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The Flood / Re: I'm at a restaurant and my waitress looks like Lady Gaga
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:58:14 AM »
You still didn't answer if she's wearing a meat dress.

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The Flood / Re: imagine not playing epicmafia
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:56:18 AM »
Didn't you suck a homeless guys dick for meth?

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The Flood / Re: Racism for racism's sake is so blasé
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:55:04 AM »
Races in America have grown.

Racism has not.

You're all still the same spoiled children you have always been.

You think affirmative action is new? Join your fucking great grandfather protesting in Birmingham.

Fucking evolve.

Det dook or jewb is getting old.

Try adapting or finally lay down on history's ash heap

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The Flood / Re: Racism for racism's sake is so blasé
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:47:48 AM »
I SAID NIGGER.
I AM A REVOLUTIONARY FOR THE WHITE RACE.
I AM SO  EDGY.

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The Flood / Re: Racism for racism's sake is so blasé
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:45:17 AM »
don't forget

fuck Drumpf


More like grow a brain.

Surely we've evolved since then

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The Flood / Racism for racism's sake is so blasé
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:39:08 AM »
Seriously, if all you got is niggers tongue my anus or they smell like shit, you're 1999. You might as well be on Usenet.

Fucking evolve.

You embarrass me.

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The Flood / Re: The reek of human feces wafts over from...
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:04:34 AM »
Shut the fuck up

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The Flood / Re: Whatever you're told...
« on: October 22, 2017, 11:00:34 AM »
Buy some Super Male Vitality™ to help ypu see through the Globalist lies.

Right from the first drop I took I knew 9/11 was an inside job

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The Flood / Whatever you're told...
« on: October 22, 2017, 01:31:26 AM »
Do the opposite.

If the Jews, government, NWO, Illuminati, etc... are truly in control of everything, then nothing should be trusted. Everything and everyone is suspect. Any action or inaction just plays into their plans. The only sure way is to do the opposite of everything you're instructed to do.

Unless, of course, I am an agent of theirs. Then me telling you this plays into their plans.

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The Flood / Re: Left to go join ISIS?
« on: October 21, 2017, 10:08:08 PM »
o-okay

It's a big deal because normally foreign nationals are extradited to their home countries. In this case that certainly won't be happening. It doesn't matter where you hail from. Joining ISIS is now a guaranteed death sentence.

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The Flood / Left to go join ISIS?
« on: October 21, 2017, 08:30:40 PM »
Then you goan die boy

The standing order is that all foreign fighters in ISIS are to "die in combat" instead of returning home. Even France, who normally protects its citizens in cases like this, is keeping quiet.

So, if you answered the call of the Caliphate... your ass ain't coming home.

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The Flood / Re: I'm at a restaurant and my waitress looks like Lady Gaga
« on: October 21, 2017, 08:26:40 PM »
Is she in a meat dress?

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The Flood / Re: I'm honestly ashamed, fucking 4ch and the hypo shit.
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:22:06 PM »
Until I read post I had cancer. The post gave me a strain of AIDS so bad it killed my cancer. The I reread the post and my AIDS was killed by a new form of Ebola. Whilst dying, I glanced a third time and my Chakras were opened and the Ebola died within me. I saw the secret energies that drive the universe. I saw every truth. It was beautiful. I looked at my phone a 4th time and saw the post again. My chakras closed and I was dumped back to sitting on my toilet.

Had it all been a dream?

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The Flood / Re: What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 19, 2017, 02:56:39 PM »
Why are you guys going back to the political memes?

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The Flood / Dark chocolate vs milk chocolate
« on: October 19, 2017, 12:16:43 AM »
Milk chocolate is for children.

White chocolate is for fags

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The Flood / Re: What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 19, 2017, 12:15:45 AM »
Charlie, you're drunk.

Only one beer in.
Catch up, gramps, I'm going for three!

8 in and two rum and cokes. Where you at, biotch?

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The Flood / Re: What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:28:01 PM »
This has been known for a while my man.

I know. I'm just now digesting the sheer scope of it.

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The Flood / Re: What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 18, 2017, 09:55:46 PM »
Charlie, you're drunk.

Only one beer in.

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The Flood / Re: What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 18, 2017, 09:45:29 PM »
I don't really believe anymore that getting Trump elected was their goal. I now believe it was strictly to make the whole country butthurt. I have to admit it worked...

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The Flood / What Russia did last year is astounding
« on: October 18, 2017, 09:38:53 PM »
America was the victim of the biggest forum raid in the history of the internet. They really did weaponize trolling. At first it was thought they put out fake news articles to demonize Hillary. Now it's being found they funded groups tied to BLM too. All in an effort to throw us into disarray. Shit, they used fucking Pokemon Go to lure people into bad neighborhoods at night.

4chan, eat your heart out. You guys never pulled anything like this off. I don't really know if I should be mad or stand in awe

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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Favorite Season
« on: October 18, 2017, 05:32:12 PM »
Duck Season


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The Flood / Re: All Forms of WIFI Are Now Vulnerable.
« on: October 16, 2017, 10:56:47 PM »
I wonder how this would effect the everyday person at home. The hackers would have to be in range of my wifi network to use this. That would sort of put me at risk by to those two houses. I always made a point to not use public hotspots. I guess I am ok
Until you pay for anything with a credit card at any restaurant.

Good thing I don't eat out often.

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