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The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about Ancient History
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:12:57 PM »
Is it true that Hitler travelled back in time to murder Moses, but accidentally had sex with Mose's mother, creating the very race he hated so much?

4952
The Flood / Re: Most irritating fans?
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:08:42 PM »
WWII Russia fans

4953
The Flood / Who is the Edge Lord?
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:05:54 PM »
Their posts cut diamond

They split atoms

People have been known to lose limbs walking past their posts.

The Edge Lord

4954
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about Ancient History
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:40:46 PM »
So... I'm not saying it was all aliens... But it was all aliens, wasn't it?

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The Flood / Re: What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:11:44 PM »
Fatherless children are born.

That's a black community.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:56:23 AM »
You guys keep missing the point.

Say we had a Maguffin device that allows you to survive and send data out.

What do you suppose would happen?

This is where the science types act religious. Scientists have told you it's impossible. I'm saying that if it weren't...

Use your imagination

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The Flood / Re: What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:19:16 AM »
Spaghettification.

You missed the part where I said, "Say you could survive."
No. Still.

Mom's spaghetti.

Oh. But... What if you could keep droppin bombs?

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The Flood / Re: What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:14:26 AM »
Spaghettification.

You missed the part where I said, "Say you could survive."

4959
The Flood / Re: What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:13:21 AM »
TARS telling you to shut the fuck up

Shut up nigger



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The Flood / What do you think happens in black holes
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:08:22 AM »
Into conjecture territory.

A singularity where the laws of time and space break down. Infinite mass and gravity so strong that it bends and even stops light.

So, say you could survive the journey in a singularity, and get data out...

What do you suppose would you would report?

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The Flood / Re: Is The Pacific any good
« on: February 08, 2016, 11:39:34 PM »
It's a wee bit more brutal than BoB.

By a wee bit, I mean a fuck ton more.

BoB was based on Steven Ambrose's historical work. The Pacific was based on 3 autobiographical works from actual Marines. So, you are comparing a narrative to a representation of what really happened to a single individual. The Pacific is more raw.

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The Flood / Re: Plan the perfect day for me and bae this Valentines day
« on: February 08, 2016, 09:36:47 PM »
Spoiler
Ass
Spoiler
To
Spoiler
Mouth

4963
The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:55:39 PM »
Probably a good idea until you are rested. But that's harmless

4964
The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:45:55 PM »
1) They can't break up until they're a thing. 3 days is too short a time

2) Roman posting his love life here isn't bragging until he starts posting descriptions of what they do

3) It's not all that unthinkable that he gets dates. If anyone tries, getting a woman to go to the movies is easy.

4) Best of luck, Roman. Hopefully the night turns out the way you want it to.
I gave in and texted her just now. Desperate move or showing that I care? I don't know what the after date texting protocol is.

Just be yourself. Don't worry about dating protocols. If you want to talk to her, talk to her.

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:20:45 PM »
1) They can't break up until they're a thing. 3 days is too short a time

2) Roman posting his love life here isn't bragging until he starts posting descriptions of what they do

3) It's not all that unthinkable that he gets dates. If anyone tries, getting a woman to go to the movies is easy.

4) Best of luck, Roman. Hopefully the night turns out the way you want it to.

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The Flood / Re: Who here does Autoerotic Asphyxiation?
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:14:03 PM »
I was unaware this was a thing.

Unfortunately, yes

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Abrams came out and said that. Same feel, different movie

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The Flood / Re: MARIA, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE HER
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:59:14 PM »
NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS EH MARIA?

*que sad piano*

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The Flood / NSFW Who here does Autoerotic Asphyxiation?
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:58:01 PM »
This is where you deprive your brain of oxygen while rubbing one out.

IMHO, this is perhaps one of the stupidest ways to get your jollies, but hey, people do it.

According to Wikipedia, upwards of a thousand people die annually from this, though that number could be understated because when friends and family find you, they clean up the evidence as suicide is preferable to telling the world you were a perverted freak.

So, who does this?

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The Flood / Re: god damn they train these niglets fast
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:16:30 PM »
Read it online, so it must be true

4971
At least it was during work. David Carradine died this way, but he was jerking off dressed as Batman. Imagine his hast couple of seconds... The embarrassment knowing your body will be found, dick out, dressed as the Caped Crusader.

This poor guy at least only had the panic of simply dying.

....Damn.

A guy in the next barracks over from me died this way in 1996. Never met him. His CO had to give the details to his family...

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At least it was during work. David Carradine died this way, but he was jerking off dressed as Batman. Imagine his hast couple of seconds... The embarrassment knowing your body will be found, dick out, dressed as the Caped Crusader.

This poor guy at least only had the panic of simply dying.

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The Flood / Re: The Perfect Size.
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:06:48 PM »
12 inches in a tight bun

Spoiler

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The Flood / Just a reminder
« on: February 06, 2016, 11:02:24 PM »
There is no reason why letters are arranged in any particular order. A to Z is an artificial creation.

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The Flood / Re: 8 bottles of beeer
« on: February 06, 2016, 08:23:22 PM »
Brand and type?

I'm drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
sierra nevada porter and cisco winter shredder


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The Flood / Re: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:20:21 PM »
Cheat, you mah niggah

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The Flood / Re: if this is a shitpost
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:19:49 PM »
I recommend wiping after this to remove any residue

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The Flood / Re: 8 bottles of beeer
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:19:06 PM »
Brand and type?

I'm drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

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The Flood / Favorite condiments for hot dogs
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:18:22 PM »
If you say just ketchup, you're a bitch

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The Flood / Re: Fucking LOL
« on: February 06, 2016, 06:05:35 PM »
yeah this really doesn't need a nsfw tag

We're talking about her getting warts on her cooch. The conversation is bound to get into NSFW areas.
unless you start talking about the graphic details it's still kind of unnecessary

Meh. Better safe than sorry. It's not like I can get banned for having it when it's not necessary

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