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4621
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:50:53 PM »
And yet you have sex with several black men every night. Interesting
Tell me, do you ride them reverse cowgirl style, or facing them? Something tells me that you like to look them in they eye when they finish
4622
« on: March 04, 2016, 04:30:50 PM »
Leave the beer alone. Are the repercussions worth it? Unless your folks are really open minded, this will set them off.
4623
« on: March 04, 2016, 03:58:01 PM »
I've got a bottle of 12 year single
Goes to the highest bidder
4624
« on: March 04, 2016, 03:03:51 PM »
Any sitcom. Only two rules:
1) Has to be live action
2) Has to have run on a major network
Why that sitcom?
4625
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:10:23 PM »
Miss Fizzle my Nizzle
4626
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:10:53 AM »
Independence Day.
Humans have invade an alien world and are defeated
Avatar?
Holy fuck Ming blown
4627
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:10:24 AM »
But it doesn't matter. Even if it proves he did it, he can't be retried.
Your feelings on this?
4628
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:07:37 AM »
Independence Day.
Humans have invade an alien world and are defeated
4629
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:05:59 AM »
Overthrow the government of a small African nation and install your self as a benevolent dictator
4630
« on: March 04, 2016, 08:05:09 AM »
You're probably right Mr P. And I was going to print this out for my cubicle wall. Better rethink that
4631
« on: March 04, 2016, 08:03:26 AM »
In charge of Diplomatic relations?
Get ready to see him allow big business to offshore even more jobs. Oh you have cheap labor? Let me end hostilities, andyes you can haz factories
Everyone else? WTF is he talking about??
Latin America? No war, but they won't be a friendly
4632
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:33:38 AM »
4633
« on: March 03, 2016, 11:47:00 PM »
The Matrix, except Will Smith is Neo.
And Jaden as Morpheus
Better yet, Jesse Eisenberg.
Oohhh....
4634
« on: March 03, 2016, 11:43:44 PM »
The Matrix, except Will Smith is Neo.
And Jaden as Morpheus
4635
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:17:35 PM »
So... You guys have issues with transgenders... But are turned on by traps?
I'm so confused
4636
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:13:25 PM »
What is it with you guys and traps?
4637
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:12:34 PM »
Fist Full of Dollars with Morgan Freeman as the Man With No Name.
That might actually be good. Will Smith? Not so much
4638
« on: March 03, 2016, 09:46:22 PM »
Reservoir Dogs.
Go on... You should make a suggestion as to how
4639
« on: March 03, 2016, 09:44:21 PM »
Movies that should be remade with either women or minority casts.
I'll start:
2001, but done with all African American actors, starring Kanye West and Ice Cube. HAL 9000 would be voiced by Eminem.
4640
« on: March 03, 2016, 08:42:53 PM »
Das, you don't need to answer, we know you are both.
Everyone else: it's clear you are all one or the other. Declare which. Anita Sarkeesian and Spike Lee are standing by to torture you.
4641
« on: March 03, 2016, 06:30:28 PM »
4642
« on: March 03, 2016, 05:33:21 PM »
Why is this in the slightest bit controversial? He saw a problem and is working to fix it.
4643
« on: March 03, 2016, 04:26:57 PM »
I wonder what classic movie from the 80s Hollywood is gonna completely fuck up next
Beastmaster
4644
« on: March 03, 2016, 02:12:53 PM »
Since I am sure there are hundreds of Hollywood writers, producers and directors on this forum, I want to take a moment of your time to ask you to do something.
STOP MAKING UNORIGINAL SHIT
Seriously. An occasional sequel is OK. When the original was awesome and you have a bigger story to tell. But all that seems to be made now is reboots and unnecessary sequels. We don't need all this. We don't want it. You guys want to get a return on your investment. I get that. So you keep to "safe" projects. But the safe path led to mediocrity. And that's what most movies have been. Mediocre.
We don't want a new vision of Star Trek or Spider Man. We want NEW movies that replace those as favorites. New characters and new stories. Take a risk. Blaze a new trail. Sometimes you will fail. Hell, one look at Fant4stic shows that you can fail on your safe bets.
Hollywood has shown that the potential for creativity is there. Rediscover it and show us, your paying customers, that you can do it.
4645
« on: March 03, 2016, 01:25:58 PM »
Looks lame as fuck.
I do appreciate how the women aren't especially attractive, however. Refreshing.
>Not wanting sexy as fuck women blowing up a second State Puff Marshmallow Man and getting his hot white goo all over them.
4646
« on: March 03, 2016, 01:01:13 PM »
Maybe they'll prove me wrong, but female fart humor and ghosts don't really mix... But I've been wrong before.
That's kind of a trend lately, so it may be popular at the time but I doubt it'll turn into the classic that the original is.
It's a reboot. If they cast all Academy Award winning comedic actors and threw a billion dollars at the production, it would still fall flat. In all seriousness, I really want Hollywood to start doing original shit again. Stop rebooting, making sequels and bringing to life our favorite cartoons and comics. What's sad is that everyone is still a 90's kid. You don't have to have seen the original cartoon. Just watch the live action adaptation of it. You're all 90's kids now. Hopefully someone will die in whatever department that chooses which movies get made and the person will make at least one studio come up with some original shit.
4647
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:55:40 PM »
So is it just me or is the running joke going to be ugly chicks getting green facials?
Female fart humor is in Unfortunately
4648
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:47:55 PM »
I don't think this is feminist empowerment or whatever. It looks like female led comedies are in, and they are going for that demographic. If they tried to make it a dark and gritty Ghostbusters, then yeah.
Also, the entire original cast, minus Ramis (he's dead) are slated to appear in it.
My worry is that this is the wrong type of franchise for the demographic. Maybe they'll prove me wrong, but female fart humor and ghosts don't really mix... But I've been wrong before.
4649
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:34:22 PM »
Looks meh
4650
« on: March 02, 2016, 11:34:32 PM »
Autism + Porn = OP
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