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The Flood / Re: What mundane super power would you like, purely to fuck with people?
« on: April 09, 2016, 01:21:06 PM »
Eyes and hair that change colors one shade when no ones looking.
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The Flood / Re: What mundane super power would you like, purely to fuck with people?« on: April 09, 2016, 01:21:06 PM »
Eyes and hair that change colors one shade when no ones looking.
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The Flood / ITT we discuss the Dependapotamus« on: April 09, 2016, 11:19:00 AM »
Def:
Quote Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close. 4144
The Flood / Is a Race War coming?« on: April 09, 2016, 10:19:27 AM »
Will NASCAR or Grand Prix reign as the best race?
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The Flood / The signs or a "keeper"« on: April 09, 2016, 12:48:22 AM »
Just watched Deadpool with Al Baghdadi.
She loved it. Yeah. She's a keeper 4147
The Flood / Re: Have you ever been so drunk you woke up next to a stranger« on: April 08, 2016, 09:23:38 PM »No. 40. My mental age? Probably about 22. 4148
The Flood / Re: What OS introduced you to PC« on: April 08, 2016, 09:13:38 PM »
Goddamn you guys make me feel old
DOS. I initially learned DOS. 4149
The Flood / Re: Hypothetical: You own a slave« on: April 08, 2016, 09:12:27 PM »
Since I couldn't free them, I would do anything to make their life the same as I. Since I do commissioned sales, we'd split the work and the pay.
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The Flood / NSFW Have you ever been so drunk you woke up next to a stranger« on: April 08, 2016, 09:10:39 PM »
With no idea if you had sex with them?
1996. Woke up next to a hot German nanny and no idea if we fucked (she said we did). According to her, I went for an hour. I remember none of it. 4151
The Flood / Has an alien ever probes your anus?« on: April 08, 2016, 08:40:21 PM »
It's only gay if you push back when they do it.
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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid« on: April 08, 2016, 07:15:09 PM »
I don't know if I'm pleased or disappointed that no one has said go to OP's mom's house
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The Flood / Re: Star Wars VII Is Rey a Mary Sue« on: April 08, 2016, 01:19:30 AM »Her unfersher powers was a bit early. I can't argue with that. Sadly, most movies suffer from this. 4154
The Flood / Re: Star Wars VII Is Rey a Mary Sue« on: April 08, 2016, 01:06:41 AM »
Her unfersher powers was a bit early.
Luke had to go on training. She just intuitively knew how to do shit. Either she is a Jedi of exceptional power, or her character suffers from lazy writing. 4155
The Flood / Re: The real reason to ban guns« on: April 08, 2016, 01:02:13 AM »Guns are a mistake. They're nothing but trash. They're uncivilized. Cheap and easy 4156
The Flood / Re: And now for a real nigga question:« on: April 08, 2016, 12:46:29 AM »Crushing bottles on your head just isn't the same But if you can pull it off... 50x the manly points 4157
The Flood / And now for a real nigga question:« on: April 08, 2016, 12:44:02 AM »
Beer: cans vs bottles
Go 4158
The Flood / Re: The real reason to ban guns« on: April 08, 2016, 12:42:58 AM »Implying you need dedication to cut somebody with a sword. Just swing it in their general direction, you'll hit something eventually. And over extend a thrust and find yourself disarmed and beheaded 4159
The Flood / Re: The real reason to ban guns« on: April 08, 2016, 12:14:20 AM »But if everyone has a gun, then only the truly proficient could get away with criminal behavior. Is that not honor and warrior bushido spirit enough for you? No. You could take any 10 year old and make them proficient with a gun. The sword requires a lifetime of dedication 4160
The Flood / The real reason to ban guns« on: April 07, 2016, 11:57:52 PM »
And by ban, I mean confiscate and destroy any projectile weapon aside from bows.
Guns destroyed honor. Compared to blades and bows, chemical projectile weapons no skill. No bravery. No honor. You could train a child to kill thousands in a few weeks with a gun. Swords require a lifetime of dedication to honing the craft. Guns democratized killing. Anyone with a few hundred dollars and two weeks can be proficient. Swords require honor and dedication. Make America great again. Nay, make the world great again. Vote sword *tips fedora* 4161
The Flood / It's Glenn or Abraham« on: April 07, 2016, 10:05:38 PM »
Listened to the audio slowed down. Right as Negan says "Taking it like a champ" they overlap Glenn and Abraham being shouted.
It makes sense, Abraham was already supposed to die with an arrow through his eye, and the is when Glenn dies in the comics. Now, the key is which one's death will unify Alexandria the most? 4162
The Flood / Hiw do you pronounce Uranus?« on: April 07, 2016, 09:35:29 PM »
A show on TV just pronounced it ewerawnus.
I always pronounced it yuranus 4164
The Flood / YFW Disney makes a Marvel/Star Wars crossover« on: April 07, 2016, 08:13:37 PM »
If they need the money they'll do it
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The Flood / Re: How do YOU pronounce AT-AT« on: April 07, 2016, 07:48:10 PM »
500 Tons of Fuck You to Rebel Scum
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Serious / Re: College professors strike back« on: April 07, 2016, 04:09:32 PM »
He seems to be using some words that lead me to believe this is a less than honest statement.
He doesn't sound like someone from academe 4167
The Flood / Re: Deci, stop making threads.« on: April 07, 2016, 03:11:20 PM »You know who else needs to stop? Yeah, but he doesn't need to post about it. Sex is immoral and against God's will. 4168
The Flood / Re: Deci, stop making threads.« on: April 07, 2016, 02:46:40 PM »
You know who else needs to stop?
Fucking NyNameIsCharlie. All he posts about is is sex. Sex is disgusting, fam. No one should have it because it's so shameful. So he should just show himself to the door and go. 4169
The Flood / Re: What is life's big secret?« on: April 06, 2016, 08:26:37 PM »
The Riddle of Steel?
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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: Rogue One trailer tomorrow« on: April 06, 2016, 06:17:24 PM »Watch Not another Death Star, the first one. It's supposed to be how Leia came into possession of the original Death Star plans |