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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:18:50 PM »
Fear of vagina ITT

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The Flood / Re: anyone remember this noise
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:18:00 PM »
I'm convinced that this plus a heartbeat heard in uetero is what inspired dubstep.

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Only with the bottom half.

Exactly

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The Flood / Re: Just had the worst friggin birthday for me. AMA.
« on: April 12, 2016, 07:44:22 PM »
I'd wish you a happy birthday, but I'd say it's a little past that. It seems your parents' relationship is on the rocks. The important thing is to not internalize it. They're people, same as any other, and they're acting selfish right now. It's not your fault. Know that. I went through pretty much the same thing at 13, and unfortunately, my kids went through it at two. Best thing you can do is talk to them, let them know how you feel and let them realize what they did today.

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The Flood / Get your stinking paws off of me
« on: April 12, 2016, 07:38:56 PM »
You damned dirty ape!

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The Flood / Re: xhamster (the porn site) bans N Carolina
« on: April 12, 2016, 05:59:08 PM »
Cool, next they should block Saudi Arabia, all of the Gulf states, Singapore, Malaysia, Russia, Belarus, and every other country which actively discriminates against homosexuals.

Or is it just that North Carolina ALLOWS people to discriminate, and that is for whatever reason worse than active discrimination?

Fuck businesses that engage in this kind of political stunt for good PR.

So a baker refusing to make a cake for a gay marriage for moral reasons is ok, but this isn't? Seems a little hypocritical bra.

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The Flood / xhamster (the porn site) bans N Carolina
« on: April 12, 2016, 04:04:24 PM »
Here's your sauce

Turns out... There were more than a few hits for gay and gay leaning porn from the Tar Heel state.

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Serious / Re: Security vs Privacy
« on: April 12, 2016, 02:37:35 PM »
Privacy.

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The Flood / Morality vs Obedience
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:39:43 PM »
Morality is doing what is right, even when it isn't what you were told to do. Obedience is doing what you are told to, even if it isn't right.

What are your thoughts on this?

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The Flood / Bill and Ted 3
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:30:15 PM »

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Isn't this the plot of BvS?

So... 

Does that mean Trump is Batman?

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The Flood / Ok... Who is the Joker of the flood?
« on: April 11, 2016, 11:10:17 PM »
Well?

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The Flood / Re: Is this the real life?
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:55:32 PM »
What exactly are we discussing here?

Your momma's pussy

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The Flood / Is this the real life?
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:53:58 PM »
Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a land slide...

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The Flood / Re: Evolution Sucks :[
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:41:24 PM »
Survival of the fittest. If you can't protect your icky parts, you don't deserve to use them!

Pretty much. 

Though the implications for me leave a sour taste in my mouth

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The Flood / Re: Theree are no good guys in the Middle East
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:40:06 PM »
The sad thing is, Charlie's right. No such thing as an innocent Muslim.

Muslim? I don't care. Pledge allegiance to my flag and whatever God you want to pray to is fine.

Run a liquor store, drive a cab. I don't care. Assimilate to my culture. Try hard and make your mark. It's that simple.
Islamic theocracy and western democracy are fundamentally incompatible.

It's a choice that has to be made. Do you choose your religion or the culture you want to be in.

There have been Muslims I've known that have chosen assimilation over religion. Like many others, they have a choice between the hardline and the reasonable. If you choose the hardline, then expect some 5.56 coming your way. If you choose the reasonable, be prepared to pull the trigger.

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The Flood / Re: Theree are no good guys in the Middle East
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:29:24 PM »
The sad thing is, Charlie's right. No such thing as an innocent Muslim.

Muslim? I don't care. Pledge allegiance to my flag and whatever God you want to pray to is fine.

Run a liquor store, drive a cab. I don't care. Assimilate to my culture. Try hard and make your mark. It's that simple.

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The Flood / Re: Theree are no good guys in the Middle East
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:26:18 PM »
And for the record my preference is for Americans. I do not care where you or your parents came from. If you pledge allegiance to the red white and blue, you are my brother. If you're against that... Or my country's allies, die as quickly as you can.

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The Flood / Theree are no good guys in the Middle East
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:23:57 PM »
Some of you seem to think that there are good and bad guys there.

Israel, Jordan, Syria, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, the Emirates etc... They're ALL corrupt. Who cares about the Palestinians?  They'll cut your throat if you support them or not. There are no good guys. Best bet is to load up every B-52 with every nuke we have and not stop dropping them unit the after glow is visible from space.

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The Flood / Re: There is literally nothing gay
« on: April 11, 2016, 12:17:28 PM »

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I don't know if OS's and forum architecture are the right examples of being technologically outdated. By their nature, they can't really evolve much in terms of the GUI. if things evolved in terms of the natural rate, instead of the accepted rate, no one would be able to use anything. We would spend all of our time relearning everything we use on a day to day basis.

A better example would be the algorithms going on behind the scenes.

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The Flood / Re: My ballsack won't stop bleeding wat do
« on: April 10, 2016, 11:17:39 PM »
Sshh sshhh just accept it and let the darkness take you.

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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 10, 2016, 04:20:38 PM »
Loving 2D to the point of shunning 3D shows a fear of vagina

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang your step mom?
« on: April 10, 2016, 01:27:21 PM »
What step-mom?

I have one?

Your dad didn't tell you? Oh. Man... I'm sorry. I thought you'd have been told by now. You see, as people get older, they change. Sometimes they change in different ways. Your mom and dad found out that they changed in ways where they just don't love each other anymore. They still love you, though. Your dad has a new... Friend he wants to introduce you to.

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The Flood / 'Did he fire six shots or only five?'
« on: April 10, 2016, 10:26:50 AM »
Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?


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The Flood / Re: Would you bang your step mom?
« on: April 10, 2016, 10:16:26 AM »
youre fired

You can't fire me, cause I quit

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The Flood / Would you bang your step mom?
« on: April 10, 2016, 10:10:40 AM »
If so, post YFW she says your dick is bigger and you're a better fuck than your dad.

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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid
« on: April 09, 2016, 04:46:13 PM »
I had a buddy in the Army who would act gay. He'd approach a group of women and act gay, but steering the conversation so at least one would say they could turn him straight. Eventually he'd dare them to try.

He had more threesomes than anyone I have ever met.

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The Flood / Re: All Hail the God Emperor Donaldus Rex
« on: April 09, 2016, 03:40:20 PM »
BERN FOR THE BERN GOD

You imperial lackeys will feel the devine Bern

BERN FOR THE BERN GOD

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The Flood / Re: Question for you Atheist
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:28:02 PM »
I'm more in line with Verb's dad. There's too much mythology in humanity around death that it seems unlikely that nothing happens when you die. I used to think that it'd be flipping a switch. But the more I thought about it, the more that seemed unlikely. But, before you theists start doing whatever Mexican hat dance your church prescribes, I don't think a single religion has the corner on the truth.

I don't think there's a plan. I don't think there's a single being controlling anything. I do think that there's some form of survival after death. What form that takes and how much will be left of me in that? Only the dead know.

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