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The Flood / Re: Mark my fucking words
« on: January 18, 2018, 11:55:48 PM »
What's nightcore?

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Serious / Re: Algorithms, errors and police
« on: January 12, 2018, 08:50:19 PM »
So Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Police tend to work high crime areas and one would think only those areas have drug issues. Unless everywhere is polled, you couldn't draw any usable data out. You only see where the police are.

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The Flood / Re: You cringe you lose
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:52:18 AM »
you think that's weird watch this *pulls out giant penis* this will be fun *grabs one of the girls* are you ready to get started my dear *starts raping her* haha now comes the best part *sprays cum all over her face and/or body* was it good for you? * turns around to leave party* oh also you have AIDS now *snickers while mounting my pegasi* to infinity and beyond *flys away*

I waa about to post I didn't cringe. Then I read this.

Dude.

Fuck you.

I lost

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The Flood / Re: Come up with 2018 movie predictions
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:50:03 AM »
Naughty Nurses 12: Trapped in New York.

The Brazzers team finds Nurses willing to go the extra mile for their patients.

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The Flood / Re: just had this at the local pub tonight
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:45:51 AM »
If you're into Bourbon I highly reccomend Wild Turkey American Honey. On the rocks or 3/4 with Coka Cola.

Fixed that so don't sound like a pussy

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The Flood / Re: Jury duty sucks fucking dick
« on: January 10, 2018, 12:23:04 AM »
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds

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The Flood / Re: Jury duty sucks fucking dick
« on: January 09, 2018, 07:56:29 PM »
They try to pay you an equal equivalent to however much you usually make a day, but county by county has different rules for it, things like how much money the city has and what kind of job you have also plays a factor. You hardly make anything if you don't have a job; when I was unemployed I only got $15 when I was there for a ten hour day.

you get paid for jury duty anyway, don't you

not sure how much though

Not in CA. You get a meal voucher.

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The Flood / Re: Does this mean I am basically Pence?
« on: January 09, 2018, 12:08:57 AM »
Chick fil a is worth the dehumanizing of the gays

The spicy chicken delux was pretty fucking good

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The Flood / Re: Does this mean I am basically Pence?
« on: January 09, 2018, 12:08:24 AM »

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The Flood / Does this mean I am basically Pence?
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:04:10 PM »
I'm getting Chick Fil-A for dinner.

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Serious / Re: Global climate change (WAKA: Global warming)
« on: January 08, 2018, 01:59:00 PM »
Since I was a kid San Diego has had a lot less rain.

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I have

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The Flood / When did you realize that you were different?
« on: January 07, 2018, 01:58:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Should I smoke up?
« on: January 06, 2018, 11:21:43 AM »
Didn't smoke it. Popped a nyquil and went to sleep

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The Flood / Re: Should I smoke up?
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:54:57 AM »
smoke and you're a pussy
well u know what they say u are what u eat haha :^)

Sadly (or predictably) this makes me Al Baghdadi's asshole

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The Flood / Re: Should I smoke up?
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:46:25 AM »

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The Flood / Should I smoke up?
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:40:57 AM »
Al Baghdadi's family left an ounce for her aunt. She said she didn't want it.

Now I got the flu and I ache all over.

I haven't smoked in years. But I know the aches will go away. And, for the time being, it's still legal.

Toke or not to toke. That is the question

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The Flood / Re: Server Blew Up
« on: January 06, 2018, 12:48:18 AM »
High five to kieth

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The Flood / Sessions starting in on legal pot
« on: January 05, 2018, 02:38:49 PM »
How do you think this will turn out?

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The Flood / What did you do...
« on: January 04, 2018, 09:39:57 PM »
...to bring shame on your honorable family?


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The Flood / What's your preferred safe word?
« on: January 04, 2018, 08:06:36 PM »


Asking for a friend

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The Flood / Re: RIP Intel
« on: January 04, 2018, 02:05:07 PM »
I heard about this week's ago how the fuck has Intel not been destroyed by media dumpster fire yet.

Competition. There are too many media dumpster fired going on right now

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I am compiling a list of good practices for when you are approached by American law enforcement. Please comment below for your suggestions to be added.

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Serious / Re: Death by swatting
« on: January 03, 2018, 01:27:02 AM »
Just saw the body-cam footage.

LOL they weren't even at the doorstep. They were in cover across the street - and still killed the guy who probably couldn't hear what they were screaming. Is this how they are trained?

Welcome to the American police state

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What should they be factoring in?

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The police exist as an unjust representation of the State's absolute monopolization on violence. This, under the common law of the land, gives them the utmost supreme authority to take the lives of those who refuse to recognize their absolute and disgusting authority.

Save lives, ban cops.

I don't know about ban. They need to be brought back to what they were. Remove the warrior culture and us vs them mentality. Remind them that they are public servants not action heroes. 

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reports have claimed the innocent man was shot because he raised his hands, then dropped them.
What if he had a gun?

So you're defending the police shooting us if we move?
Well if a cop told me to put my hands up, I would do that and not make it look like I have a weapon in my pocket.
Plenty of people have been killed by cops even though they followed their directions.

No argument from me. When Johnny Law shows up you play the odds. Complying increases the odds of survival, but doesn't guarantee it.

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reports have claimed the innocent man was shot because he raised his hands, then dropped them.
What if he had a gun?

Kind of a pointless question. If I were a cop I'd rather get shot than murder an innocent person.
Sure you would.

Would you prefer to get shot, or murder somebody?
I guess it's a good thing you aren't a cop. Such a mindset would just get you killed.

I'm in the navy, and the current position is that we'd rather let a ship take a missile or a plane get shot down than wrongly kill civilians, knowing full well people may die as a result

You didn't answer the question, though.

He just calles anyone who doesn't surrender ther their rights an anarchist and moves on.

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reports have claimed the innocent man was shot because he raised his hands, then dropped them.
What if he had a gun?

So you're defending the police shooting us if we move?
Well if a cop told me to put my hands up, I would do that and not make it look like I have a weapon in my pocket.

Why do police have the power to force a game of simon says or die?
Because they are a position of authority? It's not rocket science to comply.

Which is my point. They have the power. We don't. Do they have the right to? No. Do they have the power to? Yes. Comply or die. America is basically a facist state.

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reports have claimed the innocent man was shot because he raised his hands, then dropped them.
What if he had a gun?

So you're defending the police shooting us if we move?
Well if a cop told me to put my hands up, I would do that and not make it look like I have a weapon in my pocket.

Why do police have the power to force a game of simon says or die?

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