Crab people
Crab people
Tastes like crab
Talks like people

I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanites slob
I like football and porno
And books about war
I got an average house with a nice hard wood floor

But sometimes that's not enough to keep a man like me interested
No way uh uh no way
I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
I'm an asshole oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
I'm an asshole ole-ee-oo

I forgot. I'm surrounded by Desticles. We forgot Reach and are not ODST. WE no longer BELIEVE.

And we definitely didn't Stick it.

Sansa: "This isn't good. I'm getting confirmed reports of White Walkers leaving Castle Black. We need to get out of here before this really out of hand"

Jon presses on fighting through hordes of Lannister forces. As the battles progress, it becomes more and more clear that the Knights have elected to follow Tyrion and turn on the more brutish warriors sent from House Clegane. Finally he fights his way through a pitched battle at the Mausoleum of the King's Hand to find Cersei's Maester slowly turning into a White Walker as Cersei and the Mountain leads Arya and Sam away.

Jon: "Your pals. Where are they going?"

Maester: "To Winterfell, to finish what we started and this time there won't be any of you left to stop us."

Sansa: "I knew that the Lannisters were good at repurposing the First Men's structures. But this is beyond anything we've seen before. The Iron Throne's castle is a wagon. Get abord that wagon is all that matters."

Cut to Casterly Rock. Jaime has just helped Tryion fight through hundreds of Clegane's troops to find Sam in control of a large Lannister seige wagon. After some banter they fight their way into a temple where Cersei left the Mountain to light a cache of Wildfire large enough to destroy all of Westeros. The two form an uneasy alliance as they finally put the giant down.

Cut to Cersei on the now mobile Iron Throne.

On one of the towers the Hound sees the castle approaching in the distance. An archer announce a new enemy.

The Hound: "It isn't one of ours. Take it down."

Jon shouting: "This is Jon Snow!"

The Hound: "Jon, do you mind telling me what you're doing on that?"

Jon: "Sir, Finishing this fight"

Credits roll.

Scenes from next season:

The Night's King: "Silence fills the empty grave, now that I am gone. But my mind is not at rest, since questions linger on. I will ask and you will answer."

Sansa: : "OK, Shoot."

If you are walking along and suddenly come up on some ammo and first aid kits? You are walking into a boss fight.


Now you

Quote from: Tyger on June 29, 2016, 08:38:12 AM

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Slightly offtopic but what the fuck happened to the Sons of The Harpy plotline? It seemed like they were building up to some sort of twist in episode 1 but then nothing came of it.

I guess the slavers were funding them all along? Shocker.

a bunch of them got killed and the rest stopped rebeling because their masters got BTFO when they tried to seige kings landing. It was in the bastard bowl episode i think

I seem to recall a conversation in S6 episode 1 between Tyrion and Varys that was building up to some sort of mysterious figure funding the Harpys. S5 was also dropping mad hints that someone in Dany's council is a secret Harpy agent. I guess that plot point was just dropped at the expense of more ebin stronk womyn dany scenes then.

It was always the Masters and there was no secret agent. The rest of the Harpies were killed by the Dothraki on the beach.

Their plot line was neatly tied up

Except dangers of GMOs aren't a conspiracy theory, they're a fact.

Fact? Got a source? And a real source, like the FDA or a respected medical journal.

I'm gonna have to ban you for failing your obligation.

Just change his banner to oath breaker

Seriously. Gay agenda, liberal media, operation jade helm, haarp, chemtrails, gmos, autism caused by vaccines, black agenda, jewish conspiracy, 9/11 inside job, aliens, etc...

Ok, 99.99999999999999% of people who believe in conspiracy theories are white. So... Why the paranoia?

Are you worried a gay, Jewish black man will be sent by the government to teach your children to get vaccinated with autism that reacts to chemtrails when HAARP is turned on?

Of course it's from Asia

You say that like there was another possibility

Add a sandwich making machine and women are obsolete.

Das, here is your liberator from the Vaginal Jew

Loaf, how do you know for sure that this isn't happening right now? We could all be software responding to your posts.

i swear ive seen you make this thread before back on b.net

I don't recall that. But I am an old man.

that video is your church

Sssshhhh!

I'm praying and shit

Brb. Going to church