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The Flood / Fess up. Who here has received an extraterrestrial anal probe?
« on: July 31, 2016, 08:10:52 PM »
Has ET violated your butt?
I wanna hear about it
I wanna hear about it
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The Flood / Fess up. Who here has received an extraterrestrial anal probe?« on: July 31, 2016, 08:10:52 PM »
Has ET violated your butt?
I wanna hear about it 2972
The Flood / Re: um... dad« on: July 31, 2016, 03:59:38 PM »
While you two make a cute couple, I'm not your dad. I don't even know you
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Serious / Re: Best Korea declares war on the US again« on: July 31, 2016, 02:28:40 PM »why don't we just send all the immigrants to North Korea That's actually genius. 2975
The Flood / Re: This book is the source of the Alt-Right« on: July 31, 2016, 02:22:42 PM »What even am I looking at I didn't know either. Genius? Madness? 2976
The Flood / Re: This book is the source of the Alt-Right« on: July 31, 2016, 10:23:15 AM »
Really, what right does Texas think it has injecting her brothers?
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The Flood / What I am about to reveal will change history as we know it« on: July 30, 2016, 02:50:44 PM »If you are a sheep, you "know" Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kenedy on November 22nd, 1963 Even the most enlightened only debate who killed JFK and their motives Even they fall short of the truth Are you ready? 2979
The Flood / Re: Just a reminder: Stay off crack« on: July 30, 2016, 10:08:22 AM »
Take that back
Cause crack is whack And whack is black And I'm not black I am white And white is right And right is white White is right not whack, black or crack So mind your stack or you'll do crack and end up whacked on crack while black 2980
The Flood / Just a reminder: Stay off crack« on: July 30, 2016, 09:53:49 AM »
'Cause crack is whack
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The Flood / Re: What actor do you want to play you in the movie about your life?« on: July 29, 2016, 11:22:29 PM »2982
The Flood / Re: Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die« on: July 29, 2016, 09:00:25 PM »What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Oh god. His secret network of spies traced my IP here! Guys. He's gonna kill me 2983
The Flood / What actor do you want to play you in the movie about your life?« on: July 29, 2016, 04:00:54 PM »
Let's make this a game.
You can pick any actor, alive or dead, to play you in a movie based on your life. The next user then says who actually played you and then posts who will portray them. Mine: Eric Stolz 2984
The Flood / Re: Since we are on the topic of capitalization.« on: July 29, 2016, 03:55:04 PM »
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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The Flood / Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die« on: July 29, 2016, 03:49:00 PM »
I was on Facebook earlier and got into an argument with some stranger. After he posted something, I responded with lol whatever.
It turns out I pissed off the top Navy Seal sniper. He's got 300+ confirmed kills too. Also the dude has a spy network. I'm gonna die, aren't I? 2986
The Flood / Re: Staying at the house of the daughter of the President ceo of WoW Blizzard« on: July 29, 2016, 12:45:21 AM »i swear to god jive if you dont smash her and yell "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS" as you cum i will find you and make you my fuccboi Nay! As he starts. Yelling that while he nuts is the END of the battle. Yelling it at the beginning is more appropriate 2987
The Flood / Re: Now that the dust has settled« on: July 29, 2016, 12:37:03 AM »
LOOK UP FROM YOUR FUCKING PHONES!!!
I have stopped counting how many people have ran into me trying to catch them all. If you want to live in your digital dream world, fine! But pay attention to your fucking surroundings! 2988
The Flood / Re: What do you believe happens when you die« on: July 28, 2016, 10:06:42 PM »
Your body has a 3% chance of being raped by the undertaker
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Serious / Re: BBC radio show asks why the Royal Family is "so white" given how diverse UK is« on: July 28, 2016, 08:24:02 PM »
Ole Liz needs a big black dong
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The Flood / Re: Staying at the house of the daughter of the President ceo of WoW Blizzard« on: July 28, 2016, 03:29:55 PM »
Find a virginity she still has and take it
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The Flood / Re: Who from history would you revive for sex?« on: July 28, 2016, 03:28:28 PM »
File not found 2992
The Flood / Re: Stranded on top of a mountain right now...« on: July 28, 2016, 03:26:23 PM »
Have you tried sacrificing someone to the rain gods?
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The Flood / Re: Anyone here snore?« on: July 28, 2016, 01:32:50 AM »
TBPH, the CPAP isn't bad. The test is weird. Sleeping while someone listens...
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The Flood / Re: I've seen no evidence that proves Australia isn't like Mad Max« on: July 28, 2016, 01:31:31 AM »i feel like you've made this exact thread before I don't think I have 2995
The Flood / I've seen no evidence that proves Australia isn't like Mad Max« on: July 28, 2016, 01:26:39 AM »
Is it possible that people in Australia are living in a post nuclear wasteland fighting each other for oil, gas and water?
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The Flood / Re: It's Charlie's birthday 🎂« on: July 27, 2016, 03:45:12 PM »Happy Birthday, Charlie. You did, and again back at ya 3000
The Flood / Re: Anyone here snore?« on: July 27, 2016, 02:28:35 PM »
Yup. Have apnea. I got the CPAP. I sleep so much better now
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