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The Flood / Re: What is the worst country?
« on: January 14, 2017, 09:02:08 PM »
Zimbabwe. Fuck Zimbabwe.

Nah, they got a lot of cool animals. Nigeria, fuck Nigeria.

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The Flood / What is the worst country?
« on: January 14, 2017, 08:30:32 PM »
We spend a lot of time discussing the best one, which one is the worst?

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The Flood / Re: post in this thread to die instantly
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:51:41 PM »
Someone's gonna die when they post in this thread now

We're gonna post about some freaky shit now

Someone's gonna die when they post in this thread now

And then they die and then die

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The Flood / Re: Im out comissioned in a bed tjsts not mine
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:48:15 PM »
Sounds like you're done, bro. You have to start power drinking early. The trick is to get a light buzz early, take a short nap, pound a Gatorade and then party till you drop. You gotta prime the pump. If you're already out of commission, then just drink water or go to bed. If you don't then it's the spins and puking.

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The Flood / Re: What are the largest immigrant groups in your area?
« on: January 14, 2017, 12:29:00 AM »
Everyone not Mexican or Native American.  Unless you're one of those groups, you ain't shit but a fucking illegal alien.
Acquisition of land by victory through warfare is a legitimate method of territorial acquisition.

So, by extension, if I rape a woman, she belongs to me?
Did you submit a formal declaration of war recognized by other governing bodies?
If so, then congratulations, yes, she's you're own little annexed nation.

Wasn't aware that the US Government or any preceding governments actually declared war on all natives.

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The Flood / Re: What are the largest immigrant groups in your area?
« on: January 13, 2017, 11:58:07 PM »
Everyone not Mexican or Native American.  Unless you're one of those groups, you ain't shit but a fucking illegal alien.
Acquisition of land by victory through warfare is a legitimate method of territorial acquisition.

So, by extension, if I rape a woman, she belongs to me?

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The Flood / Fill in the blanks: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ain't _ _ _ _
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:50:49 PM »
But _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _

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The Flood / Re: What are the largest immigrant groups in your area?
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:47:27 PM »
Everyone not Mexican or Native American.  Unless you're one of those groups, you ain't shit but a fucking illegal alien.

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The Flood / Re: Was getting caught part of my plan?
« on: January 13, 2017, 08:56:58 PM »
Perhaps you are wondering why I would shoot a man before throwing him from an aero plane.

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The Flood / If you had to be reincarnated as a venereal disease...
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:38:54 PM »
Which would you be?

Inquiring minds want to know

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The Flood / Re: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:36:15 PM »
USA! USA! USA!

And why are we the best? A gay German tactician modified French tactics for our use. Ingenuity and superior Tactics.

While I jizz red white and blue in a 21 gun salute with eagles piloting F22's fly overhead, I give credit where it's due

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The Flood / Re: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
« on: January 13, 2017, 12:30:42 PM »
While they are militarily innovative, they have the worst win loss record.
So?

Not that I'm alt-right, but the Deutsches Kaiserreich was pretty based. The fact that they lost the First World War doesn't mean they were the inferior military power; they had to fight on two fronts, after all, against four of the world's biggest powers.
That was pretty much the only time the douche land pulled one over on the French
ahem

And on the rematch the French won.

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The Flood / Re: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:48:30 AM »
While they are militarily innovative, they have the worst win loss record.
So?

Not that I'm alt-right, but the Deutsches Kaiserreich was pretty based. The fact that they lost the First World War doesn't mean they were the inferior military power; they had to fight on two fronts, after all, against four of the world's biggest powers.

So? Tough but not smart. A real bad ass knows better than to start a fight with four other guys. In round one the French were on the winning side. In round two a combination of war weariness and bad leadership led to Vichy. That was pretty much the only time the douche land pulled one over on the French

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The Flood / Re: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:35:28 AM »
It's funny that you alt right guys cock worship Germany so much. While they are militarily innovative, they have the worst win loss record. If you really want a country with a good winning record, a history of anti semetism, the highest Muslim body count, the first to pass anti-Muslim laws (banning traditional Muslim dress) and elected someone with alt right ideals before there was the alt right...

Cock worship France.

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The Flood / Re: So the Chargers are going to LA.
« on: January 12, 2017, 04:38:47 PM »
Just drove by the chargers building, they have cops blocking the road both ways
Those cops better keep all 3 Chargers fans from getting near the players!
rofl

In all seriousness, there were a few hundred people picketing. Last night people egged the building

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The Flood / Re: So the Chargers are going to LA.
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:36:14 PM »
Just drove by the chargers building, they have cops blocking the road both ways

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The Flood / So the Chargers are going to LA.
« on: January 12, 2017, 01:11:11 PM »
Oh well.

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 12, 2017, 11:47:06 AM »
Ohhhh.  The T Mobile marketing office is on 2. I bet it's them. These are the fuys who do the corporate onsite marketing. Like setting up tables and such.

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 12, 2017, 11:44:38 AM »

Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.
Wow, now a days they'd hand out article 15's to anyone who shot towards wildlife that wondered on to a range.

Yeah, I don't get the new Army's rules.

Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.
plenty of bang for your buck eh

Badumtiss

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM »
Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 12, 2017, 12:23:30 AM »
Tap some walls

Maybe you'll uncover a glory hole
Already did on the 2nd floor. The toilet roll holder slid aside to reveal a hole between the handicapped stall and the middle one. Wouldn't have found that one if the management company used good TP.

Do you work at a gay bar or something

No. it's a non despcript office building. An office building that apparently has some freaky shit going down 

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 11:41:13 PM »
Charlie works in the gayest building in N County San Diego.

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 11:40:33 PM »
Tap some walls

Maybe you'll uncover a glory hole
Already did on the 2nd floor. The toilet roll holder slid aside to reveal a hole between the handicapped stall and the middle one. Wouldn't have found that one if the management company used good TP. 

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 09:30:12 PM »
I didn't realize my work building is a spot for anonymous gay sex

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The Flood / Re: check out my new ride
« on: January 11, 2017, 07:43:37 PM »
Nice.

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The Flood / Re: Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 07:14:09 PM »
I'm beginning to see a pattern in my building

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The Flood / Re: Choccy milk
« on: January 11, 2017, 05:21:17 PM »
Chocco milk is code for anally ejected semen. Milk and chocolate (cum and shit) mixed

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The Flood / Re: My father stormed the beach at normandy
« on: January 11, 2017, 05:19:42 PM »
He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.

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The Flood / Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 04:45:41 PM »
The dude in the stall next to me keeps clearing his throat and tapping his food loudly. Pretty annoying

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Serious / Re: Clinton News Network on suicide watch
« on: January 11, 2017, 03:31:21 PM »
Why would they be on suicide watch?

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