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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:27:36 PM »
At first it's "No Homo"

Couple weeks later its "I had a cock in my ass, mouth and in each hand with a line of dudes waiting their turn

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The Flood / Re: My window is open and I can smell weed
« on: January 26, 2017, 01:06:32 PM »
If you're in Cali, it's legal.

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The Flood / Re: Dirty deeds
« on: January 26, 2017, 11:54:06 AM »
Rectum?

Damn near killed him!

1714
Too much sodium.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like Jazz?
« on: January 24, 2017, 08:08:21 PM »
I like the old stuff. Strayhorn and Ellington are gods. Back when I still smoked weed, Miles was a go to.

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The Flood / Hello darkness my old friend
« on: January 24, 2017, 06:47:04 PM »
I've come to talk with you again

1717
The Flood / Re: Military or Police?
« on: January 24, 2017, 10:32:53 AM »
Have you considered a career in drug running?

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The Flood / Re: I plan on owning one of these babies one day....
« on: January 22, 2017, 03:10:13 PM »
Why not just fornicate with a woman?

Playing one of these well makes fornicating with multiple women easier

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The Flood / Re: kiss free razors goodbye
« on: January 22, 2017, 03:07:09 PM »
At $18 per 6 pack... maybe they should pay more for tampons. Just saying.

But anyhoo. I get what they're saying. I kinda agree with it. That sign is pretty dumb. I think there should be a central marketing committee assigned with making sure everyone's post boards make sense and are all on topic.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite flavor combination?
« on: January 22, 2017, 01:27:12 PM »
YOOOOO👏👏😭😭 LOOK AT THIS THINLY VEILED JAB👊 AT OUR SEXUALITY🔥🔥 BRUH THIS NIGGA 😂😂😂😂 JUST CALLED US FAGS 👬BRUH THIS NIGGA 💯A SAVAGE FOR REAL💯💯💯🔥🔥

Mr, uhh X, is it? This is an ink blot test. You see whatever it is you want in it. Some saw a grilled cheese with ham in it. Others chicken Alfredo or even a creamy gumbo. You saw gay sex.

*writes on clipboard*

Why don't we delve into this on our next session. 

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Serious / Re: NOOOOO, TRUMP WENT TOO FAR!!
« on: January 22, 2017, 12:10:59 AM »
It's not really Trump on this one. This has been a plank in the Republican platform for a while. This is Trump repaying political favors

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump go Bane on his inauguration speech?
« on: January 21, 2017, 04:25:58 PM »
what's the next step of his economic plan

Crashing this economy, with no survivors

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite flavor combination?
« on: January 21, 2017, 10:06:04 AM »

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The Flood / What's your favorite flavor combination?
« on: January 21, 2017, 10:02:23 AM »
I bet it's meaty-creamy-salty

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump go Bane on his inauguration speech?
« on: January 21, 2017, 09:13:21 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump go Bane on his inauguration speech?
« on: January 20, 2017, 10:42:03 PM »
Make Gotham Great Again


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The Flood / Did Trump go Bane on his inauguration speech?
« on: January 20, 2017, 07:27:53 PM »
It's looking like he did

Which means Baneposting will continue for at least four years. Trump truly is the meme who wanted to be a real boy.

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The Flood / Re: Yo I'm bout finna get $1000
« on: January 20, 2017, 06:47:01 PM »
Hookers and blow, of course. A thousand should get you enough of both for the best 3 hours of your life

My boy sells blow and you don't need hookers when you have blow.

And who's tits are you gonna snort them from?

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The Flood / Re: Yo I'm bout finna get $1000
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:15:43 PM »
Hookers and blow, of course. A thousand should get you enough of both for the best 3 hours of your life

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The Flood / Why didn't Obama declare martial law?
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:11:14 PM »
Alex Jones promised me that Obama was gonna send jack booted thugs to force me into FEMA death campane feed me mass murder suicide pills. All in all it sounded fun. Now he isn't president anymore and I'm not getting my free drugs at my free forced labor camp

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The Flood / Re: Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 10:55:16 AM »
X 23 isn't white

She's a clone of Wolverine. She's whatever color he is.

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who misses Camnator?
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:27:15 AM »
rumor has it his botched lobotomy killed him, such a shame.
may he live forever playing Halo Wars, eating Nutella on big booties

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The Flood / Re: Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:25:40 AM »
Looks alright
Hope they can nail the father figure thing without getting cheesy

I think there'll be some cheese. But I think they nailed what they could.

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The Flood / Re: Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:24:51 AM »
Thanks, Friend. Just got the url to. For whatever reason the redband trailer won't link.

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The Flood / Re: Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:21:27 AM »
I know I know

I got the link to

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The Flood / NSFW Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:17:06 AM »
Holy fuck am I stoked for this. Finally showing Wolverine as he was meant to be shown.

Can't get the fucking video to imbed

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Serious / Re: And the Army's new pistol will be...
« on: January 19, 2017, 10:00:54 PM »
My brother got a sig when he rotated back from Afghanistan. Said it was more reliable and accurate. I don't remember the M9 all that well, so I'll take his word on it

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The Flood / Re: Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 09:56:54 PM »
Another example: When I was doing the drone software stuff, I would try to place these young guys in at established companies. The work wasn't sexy. We're talking programming sensors and phased gate arrays. The boomers at the companies would pass on the younger guys as too inexperienced, and only take older guys, EVEN WHEN THE YOUNGER GUY WAS THE BETTER PROGRAMMER. I lost track of how many should be retirees I placed to do what one of you guys should be doing.

That fucked you two ways. It denied you the job then, and fucked you by not allowing you to network with the guys who would get you the next job.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 09:51:47 PM »
Shit man, you think you got it bad? I have to wait for boomers and xers to kick it and by then I'll be passed up for some young shit straight out of college.

Truly a meme of an existence.

True, you guys are double fucked. You're competing with me to get these shit jobs

And failing miserably.

I'm ok with being poor tho, it is what it is.

You guys are tough. I will give you that. It's just wrong that my generation's parents won't go away. X is supposed to have those jobs and Millennials are supposed to start working up the ranks. But here the X'ers are getting old in the entry level while you guys are in the cold.

Das is right. It's time for a culling

For as bad as the purge was as a movie it's not exactly a bad idea. The young should eat the old.

My last sales manager was in his late 60's. he had no intention of retiring any time soon. All he would do is talk about how much better they sold in the late 80's and 90's. he doesn't even get how email works. Let alone email marketing. We were getting a .05% hit on our campaign and he actually said it should be upwards of 10% "if we did it right."

It's shit like this that makes me want to give up. Meanwhile in minimum wage land they want me to work three times as hard for a 50¢ raise.

What the fuck is wrong with America?

Baby boomers refusing to retire. It's like they just can't even imagine life without them in control.

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Serious / Re: The Chinese revealed a drone today
« on: January 19, 2017, 08:34:13 PM »
That does look like Trident

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