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The Flood / Trump's penis
« on: February 10, 2017, 01:03:19 PM »
It is a micro penis
It is a small penis
It is an average penis
It is a large penis
It is a massive penis

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The Flood / Re: How does one join ISIS?
« on: February 10, 2017, 10:55:13 AM »
The US government sets it up. It's kinda complicated. 1st, you need to go onto every social media site and say that you are pledging your life to ISIS. Now, get a bunch of airsoft guns and paint all of the safety orange colors black. Go to your local police station with the airsoft guns, wearing a black ski mask.

Now, this is where you get admitted into ISIS, so pay attention. You must yell at the first police officer you see "Death to America" and point the airsoft gun at him. He will yell something to the effect of put your gun down. Do not do this. It's a test. The correct answer is to yell "Die Infidel" and point the gun at him.

If done correctly you will join ISIS right then and there

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The Flood / Re: Sudden feeling of dread
« on: February 10, 2017, 10:20:44 AM »
The God Emperor glanced in your direction. This is a common reaction in the beta males.

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The Flood / Re: I might end up selling this flight plan
« on: February 09, 2017, 09:19:37 PM »
I'm not interested in a Flight Plan. I would be interested in hearing more of a Master Plan though

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The Flood / Re: Fucking New England, man.
« on: February 09, 2017, 06:34:24 PM »
global warming

Pretty much. One things all the scientists agree on is climate instability

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WTF? Seriously how do you do this?

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The Flood / Re: If you care about anyone else's height, kys
« on: February 08, 2017, 01:37:24 PM »
I don't give a flying fuck how tall you are or how tall you think I am. I only give a fuck that you act like a bitch. If you act like a bitch, I'm gonna treat you like one.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck alternate universe did I fall into?
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:45:22 PM »
The fuck?

It's never been "life was like a box of chocolates." You think Forrest is capable of talking like that? He was retarded.

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The Flood / If you care about anyone else's height, kys
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:42:53 PM »
Seriously, put a bag over your head and go dance in traffic you waste of oxygen. If you get off on a tissy like a 16 year old on her period over someone being taller or shorter than you, put a shotgun in your mouth and paint the walls with your brains. You are stealing oxygen from someone who deserves it more.

You're all acting like a bunch of bitches. Get your own and keep to your own. Running around here like anyone gives a fuck how tall another motherfucker is? May as well put a skirt on and start sucking dick, cause you are a bitch and should be treated like the ho you are.

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The Flood / Re: Gonna Try A Beer
« on: February 07, 2017, 09:55:11 PM »
Funny you guys are saying Heineken is shit, while showing weed. That beer is formulated to smell a little skunky like pot

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I would say this is the only good thing to come from his election.

But something tells me that it will still be around

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 09:49:18 PM »
Could a woman have handled this? Of course. Those two have obviously not had much contact with women. She'd just have to smile a little, say they're nice and then cuff them in record time. Gun nuts like that are just neck beards with a job and a car.

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Nah, micro-penis aggression. Brown penis is scientifically proven to be anywhere from 100% to 500% larger. Das is so aggressive because he basically has an enlarged clit.
Joke's on you, faggot. I get off on SPH

For once I am thankful that I didn't know an acronym right off and had to look it up. And that's making lemonade from the lemons life gave you

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Nah, micro-penis aggression. Brown penis is scientifically proven to be anywhere from 100% to 500% larger. Das is so aggressive because he basically has an enlarged clit.

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That takes too long, Charlie, and you'll have plenty of black nationalist movements encouraging blacks to not commit miscegenation. They're already striking back against our efforts to curb their population growth via Planned Parenthood. If you want to genocide a species you have to do it quick and proper in the old fashioned way.


My way is the old fashioned way. How do you think the neanderthals got BTFO? 

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 11:09:55 AM »
Aaand we're done here

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck alternate universe did I fall into?
« on: February 07, 2017, 11:04:46 AM »
No, it's always been spelled with the a.
I swear it used to be spelled tobasco.

I've always spelled it with the a

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 11:04:03 AM »
I made the label up. No idea if anyone else uses. Don't really care if they do.

But the second I hint at the dreaded "white privilege" you go off. It's a trigger.

But this truly is proof there's something to be said about it. Put ANY other ethnicity in those guys shoes and they're likely not walking out of there alive. Only middle class and up white people get away with shit like this. Poor and white or non-white get shot.
Really? Or was it down to the circumstance?

I'm really tired of white people being blamed for everything and all this white guilt bullshit. People really need to grow the fuck up and move on.

Two black males walk into a police station open carrying? And you think there is ANY circumstance that they get out alive? Fucking LOL.

And how am I blaming whites (or are you saying police are white)?

I'm saying whites have it easier, and this is proof.

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The Flood / Re: 🔥 Favorite hot sauce? 🔥
« on: February 07, 2017, 11:00:34 AM »
Tapatio or Chulula

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck alternate universe did I fall into?
« on: February 07, 2017, 10:58:59 AM »
No, it's always been spelled with the a.

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 10:57:46 AM »
I made the label up. No idea if anyone else uses. Don't really care if they do.

But the second I hint at the dreaded "white privilege" you go off. It's a trigger.

But this truly is proof there's something to be said about it. Put ANY other ethnicity in those guys shoes and they're likely not walking out of there alive. Only middle class and up white people get away with shit like this. Poor and white or non-white get shot.

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 10:52:51 AM »
And if we had this exact same scenario, and the guys were from the Middle East? LOL!  They would be shot, labeled terrorists, families deported and possibly their country of origin invaded.

This video is all the proof you need that white people really do play life on easy mode
It's sickening how much of a stereotypical leftist you are.

Egalitarian centrists are leftists now?

K

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As I see it, the only real way to end racism in the USA is by breeding it out. Whites outnumber blacks 10 to 1. So the worst that could happen is that the children in a few generations have slightly curlier hair or a slightly darker complexion.

And really, how hard could it be to breed blacks out of existence in the US in two generations? Guys like OP make it easy. They want a few white women? Go ahead. But for every 1 of you, there are 10 of me. And could you call me racist? Standing next to my black girlfriend and our biracial kids (who will be raised to like white women)

One day you'll look around and say you're noticing less brothers. Hell, if you live long enough you'll notice the news broadcast that racism is finally dead because we fucked it away.

So go on. I'll be over here encouraging my friends to fuck what you leave behind

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 07, 2017, 10:32:36 AM »
And if we had this exact same scenario, and the guys were from the Middle East? LOL!  They would be shot, labeled terrorists, families deported and possibly their country of origin invaded.

This video is all the proof you need that white people really do play life on easy mode

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I am a white guy who prefers black women.

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The Flood / Re: Ngl, the new Power Rangers movie is probably gonna suck.
« on: February 06, 2017, 09:57:38 PM »
It's a movie adaptation of a live action show centered on a group of teenagers using martial arts and giant robots to fight giant monsters. Tell me, at what point did you think it could be good?

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The Flood / Re: So two guys walked into a police station...
« on: February 06, 2017, 08:13:39 PM »
They're white: "I'm here to file a complaint" "You can do that in a minute"

They're black: bang bang bang bang and le internet: "They should have followed police instructions"

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The Flood / What's the last thing you did like a boss?
« on: February 06, 2017, 05:47:38 PM »
T4R

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The Flood / Re: Today is national Kick a Christian in the Dick day
« on: February 06, 2017, 03:56:00 PM »
Well that's an oddly specific holiday

So you're not participating?

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The Flood / Today is national Kick a Christian in the Dick day
« on: February 06, 2017, 01:57:07 PM »
Oh joy

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