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1531
« on: February 25, 2017, 06:04:31 PM »
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day
1532
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:30:25 PM »
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
1533
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:51:20 AM »
I didn't read all of it.
Did they take you to a dolphin rape cave?
No, they were all friendly.
Oh. Bummer
1534
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:45:11 AM »
I didn't read all of it.
Did they take you to a dolphin rape cave?
1535
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:07:39 AM »
You probably made the firetruck something that looks like hellspawn to his little eyes.
I followed the instructions. It looks like the picture.
He's 4, so who knows what he sees
Actually that's pretty close.
1536
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:06:39 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.
To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?
Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.
Wear a rubber. Problem solved
Tell that to the degenerates.
Don't wrap it when you tap it, then you get what's coming to you. Hopefully that ends in a wart or blister and not a kid
1537
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:04:33 AM »
You probably made the firetruck something that looks like hellspawn to his little eyes.
I followed the instructions. It looks like the picture. He's 4, so who knows what he sees
1538
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:02:09 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.
To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?
Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.
Wear a rubber. Problem solved
1539
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:01:16 AM »
My oldest went 4 weeks without an accident. Completely potty trained
I got his firetuck bed. Built it in front of him.
And he hates it.
What the fuck man. He chose the fucking bed. Now he cries when he sees it.
1540
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:56:24 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.
To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?
1541
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:55:18 AM »
lookey lookey I got new toys.
That's kinda it
That just comes off to me as egotistical.
welcome to youtube
Pretty much.
1542
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:54:08 AM »
We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.
I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.
They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.
Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.
This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.
Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.
Never said that. I just said that there's a line. You can be confident without being a sack of spuds.
Just be clear with what you want. Are there shitheads who just want the night? Yes. There are nights you just want to get laid. You may be one of the spuds. Accept that and get what you want. When you give up the idea that sex has to be in a relationship you open up to what women really want. They want what we do. To be chosen. To be told they're attractive. That you want to have sex with them. They don't want unnecessary relationships anymore than we do.
1543
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:49:49 AM »
The message is: I am who I am, you are who you are, and I want to put my penis inside you.
That's it. She only cares that you are attracted and are attractive enough to have sex with. The former is a yes/no gate. The latter is flexible. Just be prepared for rejection and have other options. When I went clubbing I always started with the hotties and moved down as the night progressed.
1544
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:45:46 AM »
We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.
I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.
They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.
Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.
This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.
Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.
1545
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:43:22 AM »
I should be wearing my glasses shouldn't I
you can also be an elitist in a general philosophical sense
it just means that you believe some people are "better" than others
e.g. if you believe einstein, shakespeare, and da vinci were a better-than-average human beings, you're an elitist
Some pigs really are more equal than others. I admit that. We all leave ripples in the pond, some leave bigger ripples than others. There's a reason why my great great grand kids will know their names and mine will be forgotten. It's egoism to think otherwise.
1546
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:38:36 AM »
lookey lookey I got new toys.
That's kinda it
1547
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:37:44 AM »
And yes I am drunk again
1548
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:36:22 AM »
We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.
I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.
They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.
Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.
This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
1549
« on: February 25, 2017, 01:20:04 AM »
Aaaand Jive just calls out the neckbeards.
He's one of the "assholes"
1550
« on: February 23, 2017, 06:31:16 PM »
Star in a German Scheisse video?
1551
« on: February 23, 2017, 05:10:22 PM »
Why the fuck would I wish penises would vibrate?
My thread would be that I bought a vibrating cock ring. Not that I wish all cocks could vibrate. It would be impossible for me to care less about anyone else's penis.
Just because it's about sex does not make it a neo-Charlie thread
1552
« on: February 23, 2017, 05:06:19 PM »
Cancerous to the site or to the actual lives of the people on it? If it's the latter, then remember I encourage hookers and blow as appropriate for any event. Just saying...
1553
« on: February 23, 2017, 05:03:30 PM »
You can try to make it right, but it's not always possible. If you did something bad enough that you feel that you can't live with it, apologies may never be enough.
If you don't mind, what happened?
1554
« on: February 23, 2017, 12:15:29 PM »
All real issues begin and end with Thetans. A quick auditing session can start you on the road to self actualization.
1555
« on: February 23, 2017, 10:49:32 AM »
It looks like everyone is trying the I'm stranger than you" game. Why is this? What changed?
1556
« on: February 22, 2017, 11:17:24 PM »
Without knowing your routine, how can we AMA
1557
« on: February 22, 2017, 11:16:05 PM »
Nah
1558
« on: February 22, 2017, 11:15:35 PM »
I'm finishing up the season. This is GOOD
1559
« on: February 22, 2017, 03:09:33 PM »
I don't know how people enjoy so much violence on TV and movies.
Rape and castration? Really? Does that really enhance the plot to the point where you can't do without a rape scene? I doubt it, and it just seems like it's trying to be edgy. That's why I won't watch a single episode.
each to their own. I can respect that.
1560
« on: February 22, 2017, 02:43:44 PM »
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