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The Flood / Re: 14 year old boy's intestines get sucked out in a pool
« on: June 05, 2017, 09:58:54 AM »
Why would one do that?

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The Flood / Re: Imma leave this right over here
« on: June 05, 2017, 12:24:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Imma leave this right over here
« on: June 04, 2017, 10:23:23 PM »
80's kids are best

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The Flood / Imma leave this right over here
« on: June 04, 2017, 10:23:07 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: when i lost my virginity
« on: June 04, 2017, 09:53:27 AM »
I gotta agree. You didn't run the marathon if you didn't cross the finish line

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The Flood / Your son reveals he is a Loafist
« on: June 03, 2017, 07:51:21 PM »
Your son walks in and says: "Dad, I am a Loafist. I worship Loaf and strive to be like him in all ways. Loaf is love, Loaf is life.

What do you do?

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The Flood / Re: Flood. My cousin just took the Red Pill
« on: June 01, 2017, 11:41:48 PM »
>still believing in the flat earth vs round earth dichotomy and not having woken up to the realization that the earth is a fluid entity whose shape is constantly changing in order to create conflict


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The Flood / What do you do...
« on: June 01, 2017, 07:16:20 PM »
When life give you lemons?

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The Flood / Re: Kathy Griffin accused of "Cultural Appropriation"
« on: June 01, 2017, 06:27:50 PM »
YOU'RE SO WRAPPED UP IN LAYERS ONION BOY

Everyone loves a parfait

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The Flood / Flood. My cousin just took the Red Pill
« on: June 01, 2017, 03:30:45 PM »
He's now a very volcal young Earth creationist / Flat Earther.

He's too dumb to be doing this ironically. He's dead serious.

I may have to fuck with him. Ideas?

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Serious / So Trump is pulling the USA out of the Paris Accords
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:30:53 PM »
Thoughts?

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The Flood / Re: MADAM PRESIDENT
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:25:19 AM »
How do you lose a presidential election to Donald Drumpfelstiltskin?


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I know this is copypasta, but I know it's bull shit. I said video games and got hired for a $75,000 base job in sales. Gaming has no stigma.

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The Flood / Re: My farts have been getting worse
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:21:11 AM »
Loaf, I have to tell you this: it is a sign of incurable ascending bowel cancer. It's incurable and you likely only have months left. It will be more painful than anything most men have endured. You will not be judged if you hang your self. In fact you will be viewed as taking the dignified way out. Who would want to go out screaming in agony whilst shitting themselves and crying like a 5 year old girl?

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The Flood / Re: MADAM PRESIDENT
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:17:04 AM »
Not

My

President

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The Flood / Re: MADAM PRESIDENT
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:16:10 AM »
It still would have been better than the meme in chief

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The Flood / Re: Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 10:52:22 PM »
It's too confusing for me. I think it's easier to sell derivatives on the stock market

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The Flood / Re: I need something to watch.
« on: May 30, 2017, 08:20:25 PM »
Hardcore biracial midget porn.

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Serious / Re: Pathway to Extremism
« on: May 29, 2017, 09:17:42 PM »
It explains why many of the far rught/religious extremists are so similar on so many issues.

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The Flood / Re: I'm moving to Japan
« on: May 29, 2017, 05:15:09 PM »
Enjoy being tentacle raped by a kaiju

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Serious / Re: Historical Statues Being Removed In New Orleans
« on: May 29, 2017, 04:49:17 PM »
If you think it should be collected and put in a museum where a government can control the context in which it's shown, then that's your downfall.

Funny, since that's already been the case...since it's government-owned public property and they're choosing to change the context by removing the thing.

This is no different, and should be put in a different context. One that's preferably not on a pedestal.
But muh heritage

The aggressive North was at fault for it all. It was about states rights.

What else...

uh...

lynch niggers! Or something.

Funny because if you look at my later posts you will see that I never pulled the muh heritage statement. I actually believe that they should stay because people need to have their face rubbed in it. A reminder that we came from assholes and we better be on guard to make sure it doesn't happen again. Statues like that should inspire shame, not pride.

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The Flood / Re: What pickup lines do I say to a French girl?
« on: May 29, 2017, 11:25:23 AM »
C’est sûr que tu n’es pas la fille la plus jolie ici, mais j’éteindrai la lumière.


You sure aren't the prettiest girl here, but I'll turn out the light.

^^^
Can confirm this works

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The Flood / Re: I've been self medicating with alcohol
« on: May 28, 2017, 03:02:19 AM »
If you have a question, better make it quick. I am drunk now

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The Flood / AMA I've been self medicating with alcohol
« on: May 28, 2017, 03:01:00 AM »
I am not happy with my life.

I get drunk to medicate my pain.

AMA

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The Flood / Re: Logan vs Deadpool
« on: May 28, 2017, 02:55:35 AM »
The Iron Giant did it better than both

The iron giant is firmly a reaffirmation

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The Flood / Logan vs Deadpool
« on: May 28, 2017, 02:53:56 AM »
Which sums up the death of superhero movies best? The parody or the reaffirmation? Why?

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you realized God was real?`
« on: May 26, 2017, 08:02:59 PM »
Odin destroyed the frost giants. I seeno frost giants...

Praise be to the All Father!

God sent his son to die for our sins.

Odin sent his son to smash our enemies with a hammer.

I'm gonna go with smash my enemies

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you realized God was real?`
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:39:52 PM »
Odin destroyed the frost giants. I seeno frost giants...

Praise be to the All Father!

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Scientologist?
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:38:22 PM »
Because only the teachings of Michael Altman is the path to unity in death

Rumors that adherents of Scientology turn into undead monsters are just that: rumors. In any case, in the highly unlikely event that you are turned into a "necromorph," rest assured you will achieve spiritual enlightenment and be treated with the utmost respect and care afterwards.

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