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The Flood / Exactly how will Trump make America great again?
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:39:15 AM »
Aside from the wall and okaying torture, he hasn't really elaborated on what his actual plans are. Will he, for example, put tariffs on companies' products who offshored American jobs? Essentially forcing them to bring manufacturing back?  Will he simplify the Tax Code or change it to something more conducive to business?

What is he saying the plan is?

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The Flood / Question for those who saw Batman v Superman
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:01:48 PM »
Please rank these movies:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Iron Man 3
F4ntistic
The Hulk (the one with Eric Bana and Nick Nolte)
Batman and Robin

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The Flood / FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:32:31 PM »
It's a virus that makes their hands, mouths and feet break out in blisters. Lasts a week and both are pissy. To top it off, ex-Mrs Charlie just went to South Korea for two weeks. So it's just me.

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The Flood / I have a bottle of water that expired in 2012
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:27:45 PM »
Should I drink it?

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The Flood / Is anti-fat shaming undoing evolution?
« on: March 25, 2016, 11:45:06 AM »
With the whole "Big and Beautiful" movement, you see potential mating partners told to ignore what they are naturally attracted to and embrace a body type against their biological urges.

Humanity no longer has natural predators to thin out genetically weaker lines. Because of this, there is only selective breeding to improve our species. Our biological urges are the guide to this. When you feel attracted to a certain body type, it's your genetics dictating what would improve the species.

When you are forced to accept something against your urges, you are going against what is evolutionarily best for the species.

So, fat shaming is a good thing.

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The Flood / Umm... Excuse me? "Reverse Rape?"
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:27:18 AM »


I think this one broke my brain. If a woman likes you, and you say no because she's not your type... It's reverse rape? I'm having so much trouble understanding this.

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The Flood / I have a question: If Donald Trump wins the POTUS
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:23:49 PM »
Is there a contingency plan for when his hair gains sentience and attempts to conquer the world?

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The Flood / Who here has seen Falling Down?
« on: March 24, 2016, 06:25:23 PM »
One of my fav's. Thoughts?


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The Flood / 2016 has struck again... Gary Shandling dead at 66
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:07:50 PM »
Massive heart attack.

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The Flood / If you're still a virgin, you should...
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:17:01 PM »
...stop thinking you're less of a person for it. Sex really isn't that important. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. All that matters is if you're happy and healthy. If you're anxious to have sex, just relax. It'll happen when you're ready.

You aren't a loser if you haven't had sex by a certain age, and you aren't a loser if you had sex too early. TBPH, it really isn't that big of a deal.

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The Flood / Do you make a Soy/Wasabe slurry?
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:55:13 PM »
If you do, you should rethink eating sushi you fucking savage.

Wasabe, while delicious, is reserved for fish that is strong tasting and unpleasant to you. Soy is for flavor and only the fish should be dipped.

It's ok to eat with your hands. Just stop with the slurry.

Charlie has spoken

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The Flood / Dee J did nothing wrong to the Stephen King of the Flood
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:42:55 PM »
Haters Gonna hate
Haters Gonna hate
Your momma's gonna hate
Swag
Swag
Swag
Swag
Holler when you need me
Holler when you need reefer

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The Flood / Bow down before the one you serve
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:03:44 PM »
You're going to get what you deserve

Post edgy song lyrics

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The Flood / What proof is there for monotheism?
« on: March 23, 2016, 04:31:33 PM »
Can it be proved that monotheistic religions are on the right track? Maybe the Greeks had it right...

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The Flood / NSFW Would you fuck Amy Schumer?
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:23:12 AM »
She's not gonna be your girlfriend. Just 12 hours or so of hardcore porn style fucking.

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The Flood / TWD Catching Up: Cont.
« on: March 22, 2016, 11:27:15 PM »
Just saw the battle for Alexandria.

Holy Shit.

Daryl blows up the Saviors... The blonde and her kid end up Zombie Chow... Coral loses an eye... Rick goes Rambo...

That's fucking awesome. Single best episode on any show I've seen.

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The Flood / Is anyone a Weeb-Brony-Furry?
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:45:31 PM »
This is a male who likes Anime, MLP and is a Furry.

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The Flood / When is Dora gonna pop a cap in Swiper?
« on: March 22, 2016, 07:45:35 PM »
You know her family is in a cartel.

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The Flood / What's the hardest drug you have used?
« on: March 22, 2016, 12:43:18 PM »
We got any crack heads? Heroin junkies? Coke heads?

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The Flood / Hi, I'm Ted... I'm Amanda...
« on: March 22, 2016, 12:11:52 AM »
*incest ensues*

They should have listened to William Shatner.


Or should have they?

*continues shitposting loudly*

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The Flood / Only Reptilian Overlords allowed ITT
« on: March 21, 2016, 07:59:21 PM »
So.... How goes the subjugation of the human race?

*licks eyeball*

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The Flood / Catching up on TWD. Question...
« on: March 20, 2016, 11:53:42 PM »
The soldier that Abraham found impaled on the overpass... Why was he armed with a RPG? US forces don't use those.

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The Flood / Mods Journal March 20th
« on: March 20, 2016, 09:36:02 PM »
March 20th, 2016: Loli  posted  in Flood this evening, an old man's hand on her stomach. This forum Is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended shitposts and the replies  are full of butthurt and when the drains finally scab over, all the trolls will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and shitposts will foam up about their waists and all the attention whores and trolls will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

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The Flood / Son, you're in a medically induced coma
« on: March 20, 2016, 08:25:59 PM »
You were in a bad car accident. We had to put you in a cona to save your life.

You're in a dream state and your brain is taking what it hears and putting it on this forum you like so much. This is all in your head.

We need you to try to wake up now. You're through the worst part of it. Now you need to wake up. Come on, we need you to fight.


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The Flood / I watched my first porn movie today
« on: March 20, 2016, 08:10:20 PM »
Man, I can't believe how young I looked then

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The Flood / I don't understand Anime.
« on: March 20, 2016, 03:19:29 PM »
I get that some of you really like it. I just see cartoons. Some well drawn, others meh. But just cartoons. On top of this there's a giant cultural barrier that prevents me from really getting half the material.

Overall I prefer other forms of entertainment. Might be just me.

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The Flood / How long did you survive?
« on: March 20, 2016, 10:30:35 AM »

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All of them, armed with swords, to the last man

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The Flood / AMA Taking my oldest to Knotts tomorrow
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:13:28 PM »
Just me and my 3 year old.

Go on, get it out. AMA

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The Flood / I wish I would've met you
« on: March 18, 2016, 09:12:04 PM »
Now it's a little late

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