I'm going with Magneto. Yes, followers of the comic know he's an X-Man.

You go to turn off your laptop and


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After certain threads calling out certain users, I thought maybe we should all take a moment of introspection and ask ourselves how we would do at moderating our community.


Me? Nope. I don't think I would do that well. In fact, I would suck at it. TBPH, after the prolapse Camnator gave me, and my subsequent bitch-out and epiphany that nothing on here matters, I would allow too much. I don't really take many of you seriously. So someone would have an honest complaint, and I wouldn't do my job.

But that's just me. What is your feelings on this?

Not just as you are but black, but ghetto black. Even when you speak, you hear "'mornin, mom. Can I have some milk?" but she hears "Yo biatch! Where ma muthafuckin grapedrank at!"

What do you do?

Former WWF/WWE star Chyna died today too

Man, if you're a celebrity, 2016 will get you

It's a proven fact that all of the world's problems are responsible for all of the world's problems. Nothing has ever been done to make them pay even reparations, let alone clean up the mess.

Humanity requires that white, straight Christian males be rounded up, sent to camps and gassed like the cockroaches they are.

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

I filed my taxes. I made $75k, of which they took $15k out of my check. Now I owe $4k more.

No matter how you cut it, that's an effective tax rate of 25%.

Now social matters are important to me. But 25% of my income important? I don't think so. The Obama tax plan sucks badly.

This year the Dems cannot count on my vote.

lol, what was Trump's tax plan again?

Do you win? Why or why not?

Look at any successful kids show, and it becomes clear that the writers were on some serious shit when they conceived the ideas.

Now, what drugs to take to make the best ones

This is only a test

Had there been a real emergency you would not be on the Flood. You would likely be without power and fighting for your life. This is only a test.

Thank you

Some men say you become what you hate to destroy it. Many here hate kebab. They say destroy kebab. Can you become kebab to destroy kebab?

All red shirts are unarmed

It was an almost successful attempt to destroy Anime before it destroyed humanity.

If Japan hadn't been involved in WWII, there would be thousands more animators. So many, in fact, that the world's entertainment industries would have been flooded with anime. Eventually sex would stop completely. The final generation of men died looking at animated porn as they shot the salvation of the human race into a crusty tube sock.

It was women who took action. They built a time machine and went back to stop Japan from unleashing anime on the human race. They went back to when the last time men were mainly not little bitches. 1941.

They numbered in the hundreds of thousands. Ready to do what women do best. Get the men to do it for them.

After building a fleet, and an Air Force, they struck off to end the waifu menace once and for all. Then, and only then could they retreat back to their kitchens and bedrooms to reward the men as only women can. With deliciously prepared food and enough unprotected sex to birth a Boom of a generation of Babies.

Now, 71 years later, the bitch-men have returned. Espousing a decadent and selfish lifestyle of Anime and Waifus.

It appears the women's job was a failure