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The Flood / Damn, I'm broke. My feet hurt. And that bitch is slippin
« on: May 06, 2016, 07:41:12 PM »
Inside the mind of a carjacker
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The Flood / Damn, I'm broke. My feet hurt. And that bitch is slippin« on: May 06, 2016, 07:41:12 PM »
Inside the mind of a carjacker
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The Flood / Who would win in a fight? Zelda or Halo?« on: May 06, 2016, 09:33:17 AM »
Halo has guns and shields but Zelda has magic, so it's even.
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The Flood / In an alternate universe, weebs are the norm...« on: May 05, 2016, 07:41:31 PM »
And non normies prefer 3D women. The trade pics of real women asking who They claim as their "Wife" (a shortening from the standard "Waifu."
They hide their perversion from their friends and family, and post about it but n anonymous online forums 845
The Flood / Gopher Tuna!« on: May 05, 2016, 07:04:56 PM »
Bring more Tuna!
Statue of a big dog with fleas Some men like cheese... Hot temperate cheese Green chalk can taste like hippies You caught two rocks? Pet two cool rats you don't get cheese or chicken Play chess all day... Hold his sock tip She sold me good, hot chicken Saucy hot peas Get me cod, please Rock talk to boy who believes Suck juice from moose Fun, handsome goose cement pizza? Noobie, please! Open bra top... get him locked up Leaky Aquariataries Look there! Fruit Loop! Don't sue YouTube... they wrote teh dictionary Salsa Cookies! Windmill Cookies! They gave you gonorrhea This octopus! Let's give him boots! send him to North Korea! Ow, paper cut! Sand paper, ahh! Potato soup and Chicken! Go taste the dip! It's made with cool whip! Make room for aaaaAAAaaaa piece of Lovely Cake 846
The Flood / The first two posters must engage in a rap battle« on: May 04, 2016, 07:47:55 PM »
Ready.
Begin 847
The Flood / I had a dream that spongebob reenacted TKR« on: May 04, 2016, 08:10:09 AM »
SB was Batman, course. The starfish character (I don't know his name) was Bane. The squirrel was Miranda Tate.
Weird dream. 848
The Flood / Global Warming is a conspiracy« on: May 03, 2016, 03:21:26 PM »
There is a conspiracy to cause global warming.
Think about it. The consequence of global warming is a rising sea level. Sea life will benefit from this. The smartest animals are Dolphins and Octopii. Dolphin Rape Caves are widely known about, and the Japanese have been warning the world through anime what happens when an octopus gets its tentacles on and in you. The endgame? Flood the world and rape every land creature. How do we fight this? 849
The Flood / Only post ITT if you straight up Gangsta« on: May 03, 2016, 01:18:42 PM »
Don't post shit if you're a BG mark ass busta
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The Flood / FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED« on: May 02, 2016, 07:08:45 PM »
Dune.
Which was better? Book or movie? 852
The Flood / Deadpool is the greatest capeshit movie ever« on: May 01, 2016, 02:30:34 AM »
Using only subjective facts and logic, prove me wrong.
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The Flood / Bill Cosby is innocent« on: May 01, 2016, 12:58:20 AM »
It's not rape if they're your intern.
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The Flood / What is the most Metal movie franchise ever?« on: May 01, 2016, 12:23:20 AM »
It has to be 4+ movies.
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The Flood / You must live out your life in the wild« on: April 30, 2016, 08:28:36 PM »
Think of it like a camping trip, but you never can come back.
Now to brass tacks... You get 6 hours in a camping store to kit yourself up. You must be able to carry everything in a backpack and duffle. What will you pack? 856
The Flood / Do many women find an obsession over anime hot?« on: April 30, 2016, 03:12:28 PM »
Just wondering
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The Flood / You meet a vegan who does crossfit« on: April 30, 2016, 12:42:38 PM »
Which do they tell you about first?
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The Flood / I CAN'T STAND IT« on: April 29, 2016, 10:14:35 PM »
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
I'M GONNA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE 860
The Flood / Jurassic World Sequel« on: April 29, 2016, 12:16:12 AM »
Will likely be about what happens when the military or PMC gets their hands on raptor soldiers. Pratt is brought in to help train them...
Thoughts? 861
The Flood / Liquor etiquette question« on: April 29, 2016, 12:10:57 AM »
I'm currently interviewing for a job that pays triple what I make now.
I have a bottle of 15 year old single malt scotch (Dalmore). Is this a good enough reason to crack it? 862
The Flood / I'm feeling better now« on: April 28, 2016, 06:14:39 PM »
Put my resume out and am getting some hits.
Feels good man So, I will escape the company I'm at and get paid what I'm worth. Post what's given you hope lately 863
The Flood / Why are gun owners so fearful?« on: April 28, 2016, 05:37:26 PM »
The number one reason given on why someone needs a gun is for home defense. Yet, the odds that your house would be broken into are really low. They are even lower still that you would be home at all during the robbery.
So, why the fear? Now, I'm all for gun ownership. If I didn't have the kids, and had the money, I would likely own a few for sport shooting. I just don't see the need to have one to defend my home. Now, before you bring up the insurance analogy, remember odds almost everyone gets into at least two accidents (from a fender bender to a catastrophic collision) in their life. According to the Bureau of Justice it's under 2.9% and dropping. And that's if your home is broken into at all. It's significantly lower if you are home. 864
The Flood / Should the US Government subsidize the gun industry« on: April 27, 2016, 05:16:15 PM »
So the most expensive firearm costs $10?
Then remove any restriction on purchasing them? (Including age) Bullets would be free It is said an armed society is a polite society. If we arm every man, woman and child, then after a brief sharp increase in shootings, there should be no crime. So, with this I announce my candidacy for the President of the World. Please, vote early and vote often. 865
The Flood / Thinking about going on paid disability« on: April 27, 2016, 12:43:53 AM »
My job fucked me hard.
Basically they reduced my commissions. I do software sales. I used to get 5% commission per sale. My average sale was around $15,000. That meant I got an average minimum of $750 per sale. On many I was getting 15%. That was $2250 on those. Now we're on a sliding scale. The closer you are to your YEAR'S quota, the more you get. It starts at 1%. That means the sale I got from $750 to $2250 on, I now only get $150. The first gate is at 2 months of 100%. I can't live on this. So, an option is to go on "Stress Leave" and look for another job while still getting my base pay (about $40,000 a year). I could get 6 months paid. I know of at least 3 employees who have done this. The question to the forum is if I should do the same and just pull the eject handle and get out. 866
The Flood / Cherry Vodka + Diet Coke = Delicious« on: April 27, 2016, 12:30:14 AM »
I must say, it's good.
My normal IPA's are a wee bit too expensive at the moment and Al Baghdadi said she had this. At first I was a little hesitant. But it tastes like cherry coke and is pretty strong. Discuss mixed drinks 867
The Flood / I'm getting fucked left and right« on: April 26, 2016, 03:55:39 PM »
No. Not a sex thread.
My company just changed our compensation plan to a sliding scale based on your current % of quota. It starts at 1%. I was making 15%. For the next few months my pay is significantly impacted. Sure in the long term there's better potential, but I won't have my income this month. Then the IRS fucked me. I set up a payment plan on less income (until my job starts paying better) Now ex-Mrs Charlie is hitting me with new bills because she fucked up on my youngest's health insurance. Bills are starting to be due, and the money's nearly all gone. I've never been fucked this hard. 868
The Flood / Corrupt a wish« on: April 23, 2016, 07:34:51 PM »
Ruin the wish of the user above you, then post your wish to be corrupted.
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The Flood / AMA I just hit Dizzy Drunk.« on: April 23, 2016, 01:50:51 AM »
AMA
I'll answer honestly |