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811
« on: May 19, 2016, 09:10:56 PM »
To prove they are your favorite, you must have sex with them.
812
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:04:35 PM »
If you're a virgin, describe how you fantasize about it going.
My first was a chubby slut who's name begins with an A. We were at her family's apartment, and her little brother was playing NES in the living room. We barebacked it (incredibly stupid, I know. But I was 17 and this was the 90''s)
Right after we finished up, her dad came home, drunk and belligerent. I had to jump butt ass naked from the second story, and get dressed behind a dumpster. Walked home and must have beat off twenty times in the next day. We screwed for the Summer, and then realized we hated each other.
Now you
813
« on: May 19, 2016, 12:59:12 AM »
I thought it impossible after the Camnator prolapse, but Thunder's thread got my ire.
I try my hardest to be the best father I am capable of being. Am I perfect? Far from it. But I do all I can. A daddy taking his little girl to pee and the reaction from others has me pissed.
So I ask the Flood, what makes a good father. To a boy or a girl? How do you define this?
814
« on: May 18, 2016, 10:10:42 PM »
I don't think they will
815
« on: May 18, 2016, 03:12:58 PM »
The lead prosecutor went on Fox News live and just said it really couldn't have gone down any other way. That no one could have made it in time, and those people would have died regardless of what was ordered.
So... Please remind me why this is even an issue?
816
« on: May 18, 2016, 03:09:59 PM »
Who was it and what happened?
817
« on: May 18, 2016, 12:33:52 AM »
Everyone falls into one of these categories
818
« on: May 17, 2016, 04:08:23 PM »
Do you eat pussy? Do you enjoy it? What about getting your face between her legs gets you off the most? Do you go until she cums? Is it an appetizer for the fucking? Would you lick her ass while you're down there? Do you 69?
Talk about pleasing a woman or man with just your mouth and tongue
819
« on: May 17, 2016, 10:57:21 AM »
Answer honestly
820
« on: May 16, 2016, 10:22:51 PM »
Horse lords vs Pirates in a bro-off
821
« on: May 16, 2016, 07:49:24 PM »
The stick can do a magic trick The stick will work It really will But only on the highest hill 
822
« on: May 15, 2016, 01:22:35 PM »
I'm here with Al Baghdadi. Man... She'd have broken up with me 4 times over if I weren't wearing sunglasses. They're fine and showing A LOT of skin.
823
« on: May 15, 2016, 11:52:53 AM »
We should all shoot heriin and have gay sex
824
« on: May 14, 2016, 05:43:00 PM »
HIT JESUS STRAP HIM TO A BULL JESUS RODEO DEAD JESUS RODEO
825
« on: May 14, 2016, 04:09:53 PM »
You have received a $500 giftcard to Boca de Beppo. It can only be run once.
You can invite any 4 users to dinner and you must order for everyone. Who do you invite and what do you order for them?
826
« on: May 13, 2016, 06:24:59 PM »
Whether you liked Deadpool or hated it, the box office return shows a sequel will be made. It's been confirmed from the film itself and studio that said sequel will have Cable in it. Two actors are throwing their names in as potential Cables. Stephen Lang and now Dolph Lungren.
If it's between these two, who should get it?
827
« on: May 12, 2016, 06:25:57 PM »
In the purest form of objective reasoning and scientific scrutiny, this is a known fact. Proof: Ask the 10 most acclaimed scientists in any field, who are straight male or lesbian, if they would have sex with the below woman, and all would say yes. 
828
« on: May 12, 2016, 11:27:07 AM »
Fresh pretzels $0.50 each or two for a buck! What a deal.
829
« on: May 11, 2016, 08:40:17 PM »
And their skull is crushed and they die...
Should you be charged with murder?
830
« on: May 11, 2016, 12:35:57 AM »
 1-10
831
« on: May 10, 2016, 07:11:25 PM »
832
« on: May 10, 2016, 05:05:56 PM »
Went to Carl's for lunch today. Something didn't sit right and I had to shit. I went in the stall, dropped trou and got to it. It was brutal. I had to grab the handi-accessible bar for support. Someone walked in and smelled it, let out a weak "oh my god" and blew chunks all over the floor.
AMA
833
« on: May 09, 2016, 09:05:06 PM »
This is the only place you will see this. If you took this thread with a sigh of relief that finally you were proven right, get your head straight. May have some therapy and a bongload. The fact is that no one has ever been sexually assaulted by a transgender. Grow up.
834
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:44:02 PM »
It's starting to really suck. Been one thing after another.
Wat do?
835
« on: May 07, 2016, 08:06:57 PM »
A Royal with cheese.
You know why?
836
« on: May 07, 2016, 04:15:15 PM »
What did you have for lunch? Was it good?
837
« on: May 07, 2016, 01:01:51 AM »
Bane and the criminals are socialists and minorities. Batman is Trump leading the charge to save America.
838
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:35:25 AM »
Dey-shey Bah-sur-rah dey-shey bah-sur-rah
Dey-shey Bah-sur-rah dey-shey bah-sur-rah Dey-shey Bah-sur-rah dey-shey bah-sur-rah
Dey-shey Bah-sur-rah dey-shey bah-sur-rah
839
« on: May 06, 2016, 09:46:57 PM »
I disagree, but how you feel about it will differ. I know many of you are attempting to achieve Wizard Status. But the vast majority of you will find lady (or man) friends. Probably a lot sooner than you think.
But go on.
840
« on: May 06, 2016, 08:03:41 PM »
So?
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