https://medium.com/sportspickle/nhl-player-shot-dead-after-after-child-falls-onto-the-ice-d4b030e9609f#.hpx0myg0k

Seriously, it's the parent's fault

Under which system would there be the most amount of casual sex?

Is it possible that we're discussing the wrong benefit to an economic system. Maybe we should use the lowest standard score. Take the member least likely to leave his mom's basement and put his penis in a women's vagina.

Apply both economic systems and rate his ability to get laid. The highest scoring one is the best system.

Make America grate again!











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You are wrongly convicted of setting an orphanage on fire, which resulted in the death of over 100 children. No one believes you. No one will ever believe you.

You are given how you will be executed

1) Gas Chamber. The person will only use half the needed cyanide. It will be agony

2) Electric Chair. Ever see the Green Mile? Yeah, no sponge soaked in brine.

3)  Hanging. Short drop. No broken neck.

In the most recent Captain America comic, it is revealed that
Thoughts?

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There are things science has yet to explain. It's incredibly arrogant to assume that after 116 years since we discovered flight that humanity can say what does and doesn't exist. Does this mean I believe in a god? No. But the idea that there are beings that exist beyond our current senses? I do believe that. I think our sentience means we do jave a noncorporal form. That some part of us transcends death. What part and how far we trancend is very much in question. But something does separate humanity from the other life forms on this world. Some of us do hone the will to achieve what should be impossible. Some are sensitive to forces that defy science. There is a shared arrogance in theists and atheists alike. That they hold the ultimate truth of the human spirit. Both sides claim to know the answer absolutely. I reject both and say that an answer is impossible at this time and that I choose my own beliefs.

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Look at all fursonas. They are based on characters from anime.

Blame weebs if you hate furries

The effects of being around a ginger is well known. One day they look at you, eyes glowing and extract your soul. What isn't known is the effect of the soul extraction on another ginger.

What if they try it on each other?

Maybe the Tumblr feminists are right. It's pretty clear that men think that there are so many rapists out there that they refer to the bathroom law as a free rape loophole. Just say you're trans and walk. The most outspoken seem to think no man should be trusted, as they are more likely to be a rapist than actually transgender.

Which means you should act as though all men are rapists. Which is exactly how Tumblr feminists think.

If you come up with one, please see your local sheriff's office to be put on the watch list

All rhythmic vibrations attract worms

Hold the door 

Hold da door


Hordor


A moment of silence for Hordor....

Subject everyone in the state to gender reassignment surgery.

Now how do you feel about this development?

(And yes, Das, it does mean you're half Jewish)

It doesn't matter. I have an offer letter from another company.

Go on