If Congress formally declared war on the Islamic State, would you enlist?

Say I won the lottery and flew all of you to Vegas for a week. Your rooms, food and drink were on me. I might throw in a little for entertainment too.

What would you do?

First off, shut the fuck up. Just shut up. My generation, the 35-50 year olds invented internet memes. So I can discuss this.

Now, I was in Film Appreciation 101 at UCSD. I saw "All your base are belong to us" written on the wall.  I looked it up online and discovered memes.

Think about it before answering.

I don't mean rape. I mean concenting sex.

Say the only way to stop Muslim extremism was to kill every Muslim man, woman and child. The governments of every non-Muslim nation meet and agree to do it.

After five years, there are no more Muslims on Earth.

Here you are, your government participated in the single largest ethnic cleansing in human history.

Would you feel guilty? Ashamed?

The world is ending and the final strategy is to take the fight to the aliens or extra dimensional beings.

Both give their speeches (Independence Day and Pacific Rim)

Which got you more fired up?

What would you charge? Would you have a signature method?

I think I could. Probably charge $10k and up. I wouldn't have a signature method, but would have a preference for long rifles

Fucking Mongorians!

There was another following you, just waiting to kill you

And another waited to pour poison on your breakfast this morning

In fact, Jews killed every friend and loved one you have, and had plastic surgery to look and sound just like them. They're all just waiting to kill you.

That's all a lie.

They got you a long time ago. You're just a brain in a jar in a facility in Israel. This is like the Matrix, but you're never gonna escape EVER GOY! 

https://medium.com/@benjaminsledge/the-conversation-about-war-and-our-veterans-we-refuse-to-have-a95c26972aee#.qet75j8jg

I strongly recommend reading this if you claim to support veterans. The single best thing you can do for someone is try to understand them.

It should be Social Equality

I'm an egalitarian. Everyone should get the same opportunity to reach their potential. Everyone should be leld to the same laws and be judged the same when they break them.

The word Justice connotes that a crime has taken place and a group will play. Inequality didn't start with those in it today. The systems that "Social Justice Warriors" fight against were created hundreds, or even thousands of years ago. Tearing these systems down is what needs to happen, but there isn't a need for someone to be held accountable for these systems' creation. A wealthy white male alive today didn't create the inequities that created his wealth. He used the system already in place.

In short, stop focusing on justice and accountability and start looking at the systems themselves alone.

I'm trying to have a cigarette, and it's starting to be distracting. Her guy must have good stamina, because it's been going on for 10 minutes.

I can only hope he nuts soon.

A spider cyborg body.  Your head would be surgically removed and installed atop a 10 ft high robot spider body. You would also lead an army of lesser cyborg soldiers, all of whom are dressed as Nazis.

The average penis size is 5.6 inches

Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.

The average time elapsed during penatrative sex (not foreplay) is 7.3 minutes. Women, when polled anonymously, said ideal is 5-10 minutes.

On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.

Hope this clears up any angst some of you have.

Decide it's fate