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721
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:39:07 PM »
722
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:30:48 PM »
We all die. If you got to choose how, what would be your scenario?
723
« on: June 26, 2016, 07:27:00 PM »
Is this just fantasy?
725
« on: June 26, 2016, 12:23:27 PM »
Your uncle Josephus the Vulgar died, leaving you control of his 500,000 strong army of War Kittens. They are equipped to be an Army, Navy and Air Force. There is also a spy arm, and special operations division for wetwork.
Now, what do you do?
726
« on: June 25, 2016, 07:15:14 PM »
When you use it:
25% chance of a hooker appearing in front of you willing to do whatever your first three requests are. Additional "tricks" are $20 a piece.
25% chance of a quarter bag of good weed
25% chance of a awesome party, in your honor, appearing in the next room you go in.
10% chance of an 8 ball of coke
10% chance of two pornstars appearing in your room to give you the best night of your life
1% chance of 2 million dollars
1% chance of an angry baby momma demanding child support appearing
1% chance a night in New York paid for and escorted by an A-list celebrity of your choice
1% chance of HIV
.05% chance of an angry boyfriend/girlfriend beating your ass on TMZ for screwing their significant other.
.05% chance nothing happens
Do you use it, or do you give it to another user. Specify who.
727
« on: June 25, 2016, 01:59:59 PM »
Pro tip: you can't
728
« on: June 24, 2016, 08:44:22 PM »
I just saved this kid from a bunch of thugs that were gonna take his car. I wish I hadn't. Goddamn he's whiney. He said he lives with his uncle cause his dad died or something. So I'm probably gonna go with that.
Help me have some fun with him, I'll post his reactions.
729
« on: June 24, 2016, 03:42:26 PM »
Just got back.
I give it a B-
730
« on: June 24, 2016, 11:44:11 AM »
When is his coronation?
731
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:33:33 PM »
Would you beat them off?
732
« on: June 23, 2016, 03:50:39 PM »
As long as everyone is there willingly, what's the big deal?
733
« on: June 23, 2016, 11:41:18 AM »
Deanarys is the closest, I guess. But where does she fall on Assault Spears?
In Westeros there aren't any. While male characters are shown in Gay relationships, would there ever be a transgender King? Somehow I don't see the Iron Born accepting Theon now that he's undergone his transgender surgery.
Maybe Brianne?
Are there any liberals on the show?
734
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:48:35 AM »
IT WILL DO THIS EVERY TINE IT IS TOLD
735
« on: June 22, 2016, 10:58:53 PM »
736
« on: June 22, 2016, 05:39:31 PM »
737
« on: June 21, 2016, 06:07:54 PM »
Every time you borrow someone's smart phone, you are holding something they held while beating off. No one washed the phone after, even when they switch hands
738
« on: June 21, 2016, 01:06:58 PM »
0- Wizard
1- Basement Dweller
2- Socially inept
3- Cringey
4- Awkward
5- Shy
6- Kinda ok
7- Outgoing
8- likable
9- Confident
10- Chad
739
« on: June 21, 2016, 12:53:01 PM »
Seriously. Name any material and it's yours in any quantity you want.
But there's a catch. You have to shit it out.
What is your choice?
740
« on: June 20, 2016, 11:44:39 PM »
My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a White Knight. A social justice warrior searching for a righteous cause. As b.net fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
I am the one that flames both the posters and the banned. Hunted by shitposters, haunted by jimmies I could not rustle. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
741
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:28:20 PM »
With 100,000 rounds of ammunition. And enough spare parts to keep it usable for your lifetime
The only rule is that you must be able to operate it entirely by yourself.
What would you take?
742
« on: June 20, 2016, 06:47:34 PM »
I'm wondering who would try it.
Why or why not?
Btw: it's not gay.
743
« on: June 19, 2016, 07:39:15 PM »
 Because the position has already been filled
744
« on: June 19, 2016, 06:16:19 PM »
My kids' playroom overlooks the pool. I've never seen these guys before in our community, but I've heard "Really Tho" yelled out at least a hundred times.
Should I try to make them feel welcome? Maybe grape fanta or some watermelon?
745
« on: June 19, 2016, 12:24:44 AM »
The First Lady went on to become the president
746
« on: June 19, 2016, 12:21:14 AM »
Prove me wrong
747
« on: June 18, 2016, 08:48:40 PM »
*pulls trigger*
Click
*spins revolver on the table*
748
« on: June 18, 2016, 07:44:25 PM »
Have you ever wondered?
749
« on: June 18, 2016, 08:55:55 AM »
If Dr Manhattan could copy pasta himself, did he ever solo gang bang Ms Jupiter silly? She could have had blue dong in every hole, hand and between her titties.
This has serious repercussions for Owl. After everything went down they shacked up. A woman can't ever move away from that sort of sluttery. Will she start cheating on The Owl?
In the immortal words of the wise Dr Dre: "You can't make a ho a housewife."
750
« on: June 17, 2016, 07:38:51 PM »
Said no one ever
Trufact
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