America has clearly done nothing more than develop the most bad ass military in human history. In fact, you are unpatriotic if you post anything that isn't blind praise for the military.

From the Progressive commercials

King tweeted something interesting.

He said:

The Dark Tower is close, now. The Crimson King awaits. Soon Roland will raise the Horn of Eld. And blow,"

If you read the books, you know that Roland didn't have the horn in them.

He was in a time loop that had him repeating his mistakes over and over again until he changed. His refusal to change was his hell.

If Roland has the horn (which he acquired in the closing of the book) then the movies are SEQUELS to the books. 

The Gunslinger story was already pretty meta. To do this...

If it's true, this is awesome. It means we can have a fully original take on it. It isn't a adaptation that would let us down, but a stand alone story.

Discuss

It's going on 3 weeks since Al Baghdadi and I even had time or energy for a quickie. My balls are turning bluer than the sea. I need advice on how to turn this shit around fast.

Please no whipped cream or chocolate sauce. They're overused and sticky.

Be creative.

Brownie points to anyone who can combo sweet relish and tartar sauce.

Pineapple slices on pizza.


For or against?

T4R?

It's gonna have to be a big cake to hold that many candles!

I can't believe that this is for real.

Do you self motivate or do you require someone or something to motivate you?

In my thread title, I use the word passion. I don't mean sexual or romantic passion. I mean the passion you have when you take on a task or goal.

Sansa: "This isn't good. I'm getting confirmed reports of White Walkers leaving Castle Black. We need to get out of here before this really out of hand"

Jon presses on fighting through hordes of Lannister forces. As the battles progress, it becomes more and more clear that the Knights have elected to follow Tyrion and turn on the more brutish warriors sent from House Clegane. Finally he fights his way through a pitched battle at the Mausoleum of the King's Hand to find Cersei's Maester slowly turning into a White Walker as Cersei and the Mountain leads Arya and Sam away.

Jon: "Your pals. Where are they going?"

Maester: "To Winterfell, to finish what we started and this time there won't be any of you left to stop us."

Sansa: "I knew that the Lannisters were good at repurposing the First Men's structures. But this is beyond anything we've seen before. The Iron Throne's castle is a wagon. Get abord that wagon is all that matters."

Cut to Casterly Rock. Jaime has just helped Tryion fight through hundreds of Clegane's troops to find Sam in control of a large Lannister seige wagon. After some banter they fight their way into a temple where Cersei left the Mountain to light a cache of Wildfire large enough to destroy all of Westeros. The two form an uneasy alliance as they finally put the giant down.

Cut to Cersei on the now mobile Iron Throne.

On one of the towers the Hound sees the castle approaching in the distance. An archer announce a new enemy.

The Hound: "It isn't one of ours. Take it down."

Jon shouting: "This is Jon Snow!"

The Hound: "Jon, do you mind telling me what you're doing on that?"

Jon: "Sir, Finishing this fight"

Credits roll.

Scenes from next season:

The Night's King: "Silence fills the empty grave, now that I am gone. But my mind is not at rest, since questions linger on. I will ask and you will answer."

Sansa: : "OK, Shoot."

Seriously. Gay agenda, liberal media, operation jade helm, haarp, chemtrails, gmos, autism caused by vaccines, black agenda, jewish conspiracy, 9/11 inside job, aliens, etc...

Ok, 99.99999999999999% of people who believe in conspiracy theories are white. So... Why the paranoia?

Are you worried a gay, Jewish black man will be sent by the government to teach your children to get vaccinated with autism that reacts to chemtrails when HAARP is turned on?

Brb. Going to church

Huh. Didn't know that this was a thing.

I'm not sure how that would go. I mean... How would they fare without the US? I'm not sure.

They were students in Germany who were against the Nazis. Look them up. Eventually they were beheaded. But they stood up for what was right