To me, Popeyes is the clear winner. But some of you are fucking retarded, so I gotta ask

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

I hate to say it, but RT is right

The story was meh. A few of the characters are alright.

Strength through purity

Purity through faith

http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/03/gop-explores-options-if-trump-drops-out/

But... Why?? Why report this. He also could get hit by a bus. Makes no sense. He hasn't done or said anything about it.

When's the last time you saw a smoking hot chick with a portly fellow? Unless he's rich, not very often. Moreover, when a overweight guy with confidence walks up to an attractive woman, she laughs in his face.

Fat shaming isn't done exclusively to women.

If you're on the heavier side and you want to bang a hot chick, walk up and go SJW on her ass. Take her pic and put it out there on those social media sites as a fat shamer. Next time you ask, they'll say yes. 

Thoughts?

Say what you want about his politics or her plagiarism, but she's fine as fuck. 

Pardon my vomiting

Let's make this a game.

You can pick any actor, alive or dead, to play you in a movie based on your life. The next user then says who actually played you and then posts who will portray them.


Mine: Eric Stolz

Is it possible that people in Australia are living in a post nuclear wasteland fighting each other for oil, gas and water?

Without saying you're voting against a particular candidate, why should anyone vote for your chosen candidate?

If at all possible, try not to just drop their catch phrase. Tell us how Trump will make America great again, instead of just saying he will.

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

My birthday is Tuesday. Ex Mrs Charlie is sending the kids over (on her weekend) and they both have colds. Al Baghdadi's kid has a cold too. Now she's saying her throat hurts and she's getting congested.

Cock blocked again